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Definitions by JDex

soy milkstamp

A milkstamp from a woman with silicon or otherwise artificial breasts.
Her tits are so fake they don't even move when she gives him a soy milkstamp.
soy milkstamp by Jdex August 8, 2010

whole milkstamp 

When a woman milkstamps someone and she is not wearing a bra or any brassiere like mammary restraint and she is not wearing a shirt or any torso covering clothing. I.e. a milkstamp from a completely topless, naked from the waist up, and bare chested, woman. It is considered the greatest of all milkstamps.
Did you see that topless woman give that guy a whole milkstamp? Lucky stiff!
whole milkstamp by Jdex August 8, 2010

milkstampee

One who receives a milkstamp, with or without conscious intent.
She gave the milkstampee the milkstamping of his life
milkstampee by Jdex August 8, 2010

milkstamper

One who gives milkstamps, with or without conscious intent.
The milkstamper fled the scene after milkstamping the victim unconscious.
milkstamper by Jdex August 8, 2010

wet milkstamp 

When a woman milkstamps someone and she lactates while doing so. This is regardless of whether it is a skim, 2%, 1/2 and 1/2, or whole milkstamp. It is also considered a wet milkstamp even if the breastmilk doesn't get on the milkstampee.
She stained her shirt when she gave me that 1/2 and 1/2 wet milkstamp.
wet milkstamp by Jdex August 8, 2010

milkstampede 

A deluge of milkstamps, of any type, on one or more milkstampees by multiple women. This includes women milkstamping other milkstampers. Amen.
Very well, death it is, by milkstampede!
milkstampede by Jdex August 8, 2010

spilled milkstamp 

When a woman milkstamps someone by accident. That is, a milkstamp without the conscious intent of the woman giving the milkstamp.

If the milkstampee puts themselves into a situation where they are likely to receive a milkstamp and the milkstamper in question was not trying to give a milkstamp, it is still considered a spilled milkstamp. Even if the milkstamper enjoys the spilled milkstamp afterwords.
"She gave me a sloppy 1/2 and 1/2 spilled milkstamp."
spilled milkstamp by Jdex August 8, 2010