Definitions by JCM Crew

spit roast 

When two men penetrate a woman one orally one anally vaginally as if she were a suckling pig. At times a third man can be basting her.

Every thursday me and mike get together to spit roast marianna and she loves it.

spit roast by JCM Crew June 1, 2006

socking it 

When a lone man who receives little attention ejaculates in public with a sock over his penis.

Kevin was socking it during the puppet sex scene in Team America.

socking it by JCM Crew June 1, 2006

poop hair 

when a girl has hair that resembles human feces or has streaks that are the color of poop.

Marianna's poop hair looked like my massive shit in the toilet this morning.

poop hair by JCM Crew June 1, 2006

elgdor

The hidden elf that lives inside an ugly womans vagina may grab, bite, or pinch a males penis.

While Kevin had sex with Maria Elgdor bit off his left testicle.

elgdor by JCM Crew June 1, 2006

tab soda 

a slang for ecstasy to avoid getting caught by law enforcement or parents.

Bill did so much tab soda he thought Julia was a 16th century Dutchess and began to dance the boxstep with her.

tab soda by JCM Crew June 1, 2006

basting 

When a girl is being double penetrated in the spit roasting position.(one guy in her mouth the other in the back as if she was a suckling pig) The third guy is "basting" her which consists of ejaculating over the girl being spit roasted.

Yo, me and mike are spit roasting this chick, Chris u wanna do the basting?

basting by JCM Crew May 31, 2006