Schtig

a cigarette

"Let's go for a schtig" or
"It's Schtig o'clock"

by JB January 30, 2004

skipper

Someone who takes dick, a fudgepacker

Ryan Seacrest is a skipper

by JB October 20, 2004

Jbeef

The one & only

Yo JBeeF, u up for a sesh t'nite?

by JB January 08, 2004

JSkafe

The one and only

Yo JsKafe, u up for beef & beer this evnin'

by JB January 08, 2004

nut sack

A loose skin sack that holds nuts or balls.

Gmonk gets so excited when he beats me at golf, his nut sack tingles. He likes the feeling, but it only happens about 1 in every 20 rounds.

by JB April 07, 2003

PINK NOODLE

When you jack off so hard that your vas deferons shoot out of the tip of your dick.

It was embarassing showing up in the emergency room with a pink noodle.

by jb June 19, 2006

Arrested Development

Only the best show EVER to hit TV!
A new cult classic, like Seinfeld and Office Space

Did you see Jason Bateman in Arrested Development last night? He was arguing with GOB so much!

by jb April 27, 2004