JB's definitions

fatdar

Similar to gaydar, but differs in the way that it allows you to detect a fatty before they have a chance to sit on and/or eat you.

Whoa! Look at that butterbeast. My fatdar is going crazy!

by JB April 2, 2004

Boco (n.)

Native North American Fatty. Indigenous to Rhode Island, but can be found swilling beer and triple cheeseburgers in Buffalo, NY.

I have never seen anyone short boco put away three racks of ribs. Drew Bledsoe would be proud.

by jb March 12, 2003

g banger

Under wear site high up the arse. also called G-String. Attractive on Females. not so much on males.

Look at that Bitch's G-Banger man. Ridin High.

by Jb July 4, 2003

Jbeef

The one & only

Yo JBeeF, u up for a sesh t'nite?

by JB January 8, 2004

whack job

With a "job", there is always someone else involved or else payment would not really be payment, would it? Similarly, the suffix-like term "job" added to anything implies that someone else is involved, eg. head job, rim job, hand job (No, not JUST because one can not reach on their own). Masturbating ones self should not be referred to as a whack JOB.

For Christmas I got an Xbox from mum and dad, Halo 2 from my sister and a whack job from uncle Bill!

by JB February 27, 2005

for real

Say this to show that you're in agreement with a statement someone has made.

Kitty: Crystal is a real bitch.
Kimmy: For real.

by JB September 26, 2003

Cock Pilot

A man who likes to take it in the ass, take it in the mouth, or take it anywhere a homosexual would go.

Tom is a Cock Pilot!

by JB November 11, 2003