Freddy Krueger

Freddy Krueger was a terrible child murderer who, in his death became a horrible dream murderer, murdering people in their dreams, only to keep ressurecting himself, freddy krueger is an unstoppable force of evil.
"The cops knew something...i heard them mention a name...freddy...freddy krueger." - Freddy Vs Jason (2003)
by Jason August 20, 2003
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opus

The act of inserting one's mule into the a person's kidney dialysis porthole with the intention of ejaculating into that orifice. Difficulty level: 10.
What's up son? I just bust my nut in dat bitch's opus, yo.
by Jason February 13, 2005
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the greatest grindcore band of all time. ever. they make dillinger look like crap.

... no ... really... you dont understand
by jason February 16, 2005
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porked

fucked, had sex with, etc.
I porked your mom, or have you ever porked before?
by Jason November 23, 2003
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shortshword

Originally a mis-spoken term for a red plastic tube used for threatening co-workers Short Sword. Eventually as a source of ridicule, this word took on a meaning of it's own. See Sword or Big red Pole or Plastic Tube or Threat or Ridicule. Repeated use causes the teasee to tell the teaser that he hates them or he is going to kill them or tell the teaser's boss that he is being made fun of again.
Mark W: "Don't make me come over there with my shortshword!" or "I'll bust you up with my Shortshword."

West Support Team: "Oh, maybe you can use the shortshword to open that." or "Hey Mark, why don't you and your shortshword come over here and make me?"
by Jason December 02, 2004
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CGHMN

CGHMN stands for "CompuGlobalHyperMegaNet"
CGHMN is a sub-forum from www.genmay.com (www.genmay.net) which is based specifically for computers. General Mayhem seems to be strict as to were certain information is posted.
For instance, posting a computer question in the wrong forum gets you something like that.

"1st Post-You- Hey, how do I shutdown my computer?"

"2nd Post-Anyone Else- Bro WTF wrong forum ASSHAT"

(Thread is then closed)
by Jason May 23, 2004
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ice box

I. A girl that doesnt put out.
II. A girl that has a lack of natural secretions to keep your motion lubricated.
Man your girl friend had an ice box.
by Jason February 06, 2003
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