by James October 29, 2004

Just joshin with ya julie
by james April 28, 2004

a very large and hairy man (usually me) who has recently consumed unholy amounts of psycho-active hallucinogens and is bustin out chunky moves oldschool in a most unpercedented and unordadox manner
innocent onlooker: go you altered beast, shake that hairy, hairy, good thang all over that floor
altered beast: BLEEEEAAARRGH
altered beast: BLEEEEAAARRGH
by james August 06, 2004

A word used by estate agents in the U.S. It means you are of a social class higher than people who just own a house. People who use this word usually also wear a cowboy hat and puff on cigars.
by James January 18, 2005

The clear fluid that comes out of the penis during foreplay. To make sex more comfortable. Sort of lubricant
She was rubbing his crotch and stroking his balls, while he was sucking her nipples, he produced pre cum
by James March 10, 2003
