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Duo Penotti

Mysterious chocolate based reaming lubricant, nice and creamy for those who enjoy ingesting chocolate anally.

Often used by reamers as an "incentive" lubricant, to encourage them to ram large and sharp objects ever deeper.
"I like a nice creamy ream, with Duo Penotti, on a stottie, up my bottie, in my pram, from my mam, with a good hard ram!"
by James February 4, 2004
mugGet the Duo Penottimug.

honor

The courage to do what is right, no matter what. A belief that your actions represent more than just yourself, the recognition that what you do defines your entire generation. Also, part of the Marine Corps Corps Values. (see Courage and Commitment)
I hold my honor to be of more importance than myself.
by James July 11, 2004
mugGet the honormug.

Charlem

Hsui and I ate at this small cheap dirty restaurant in Charlem
by James April 17, 2003
mugGet the Charlemmug.

FUA

acronym - internet-speak for "Fuck you all"
> FUA, you're all bastards!
by James September 8, 2003
mugGet the FUAmug.

cunted

extremely alcoholised: regrettably.
(the next morning)
"Jesus wept, I'm cunted, did I fuck you?"
"Yes"
"Get out of my bed"
by james November 15, 2003
mugGet the cuntedmug.

Phenolphthalein

Don't forget that Phenolphthalein is also used as a laxative. If ingested, even in the concentrations generally found in a high-school or college-level chemistry class, it can actually cause great damage to the gastrointestinal systems of humans and other animals (dogs, etc.) Many think this is funny, but it is actually quite dagnerous.
Class was mysteriously and rapidly cancelled halfway through the lecture after John put a few drops of the phenolphthalein indicator solution in Professor Smith's coffee cup. If WE are not allowed to drink in the chem lab, why should HE?!
by James December 3, 2004
mugGet the Phenolphthaleinmug.

Half Mongrel

A Half Mongrel is in between a placid and erect penis. Not quite up but not quite placid. Usually quite noticible when wearing boxers. Is very similar to a monring glory but can also be triggered by seeing a Stalkworthy woman.
This chick rubbed against my cock and game me a half mongrel.
by James November 1, 2004
mugGet the Half Mongrelmug.

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