JAmes's definitions

priming the pump

Eating the pussy while warming it up for sex.

I was licking the cho cha trying to prime the pump.

by James March 11, 2003

Sodomite

Originally meaning a citizen of the inhospitable biblical city of Sodom, has been extended over the centuries to mean a homosexual. Such famous Sodomites include Oscar Wilde and Lot.

"I like being a Sodomite ...a Lot!"
"Oh, very witty, Wilde!"

by James March 17, 2004

jimmy tap

fast but soft smack on the balls

i got jimmy taped and i was crying for 10 minutes

by James March 9, 2003

FYP

Punk band that proves even being unintelligent is better than being a smartass. Acronym stands mainly for Five Year Plan, but others have followed, including For Your Protection and Finish Your Popcorn (album name).

FYP was my favorite punk band in high school, they didn't sell out.

by James April 28, 2004

clarts

Sticky mud full of horse-muck. Tyneside

"Aa,m aall clarty!, man" = I'm covered in shit!

by James August 1, 2004

tyrannosaurus fuck

A giant beast-like retarded girl that roams the streets of Newburyport. It chases underclassmen around the halls attempting to bite them and has the voice of a man

A bear mixed with a fat girl that has down syndrome and raptor-like teeth.

by James July 19, 2006

Whatchamacallit

a candy bar, duh

im going into the store to buy a whatchamacallit

by james September 22, 2003