JAmes's definitions

Duo Penotti

Mysterious chocolate based reaming lubricant, nice and creamy for those who enjoy ingesting chocolate anally.

Often used by reamers as an "incentive" lubricant, to encourage them to ram large and sharp objects ever deeper.

"I like a nice creamy ream, with Duo Penotti, on a stottie, up my bottie, in my pram, from my mam, with a good hard ram!"

by James February 4, 2004

Glastonbury

The best music fesitval in the world.

Have you got a ticket for Glastonbury?

by James April 19, 2004

spinning cosmonaut

Sexual act, very classy. Involves sliding the penis between the breasts into the woman's mouth. Requires both parties to be truly elite.

The other day at the social club, I went for a spinning cosmonaut.

by James March 28, 2004

pj sullivan

pool cleaner

cleans pools

by james May 15, 2003

cake

A word used to describe a homo/fairy.

Scott: (in gay a voice) Dude Im ready to go.

James: You fucking frosted pussy ass cake, we've only been at the strip club for an hour and you want to leave?

by James January 27, 2004

moar

Something one says to an individual enthralled in harrisment.*
*the definition of harrisment can be found on this site.
Origin: mid-urban south-eastern scandinavian

When Viktor, while playing cs, ran into the terrorist base holding a grenade and then proceeded to throw it at a wall directly in front of him, Josh yelled, "Moar?"

by James January 28, 2005

Chocolate Eclair

When engaged in foreplay, a woman defecates in her hand and gives the man a hand job.

Due to her knowledge of John's fecal preoccupation, Cindy gave him a Chocolate Eclair.

by James November 21, 2003