almy

Something that retards or holds back. To slow down or hold-up.
Try as he might, the cop couldn't catch me because he was almyed by his bullet-proof vest.
by jack July 24, 2003
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FUJie

Bandwidth Monkey Extraordinaire!
FUJie: Uh oh, the ISP called again, it's time to tell em the kids are downloading too many movies and i will make them stop immediately ;-
by jack July 19, 2003
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Fooding

me and joe are gonna go fooding.
by Jack September 21, 2003
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pink saussage wallet

n
Originated last year in a drunken conversation. Another term for vagina.
See also: pussy, fanny, cunt, muff, and mutt
I'm gonna' shove my one eyed trouser snake in your pink saussage wallet.
by jack August 07, 2004
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wren

n, what happens to a female after they join the navy, due to the size of their ass' and the quantity of semen they consume anually.
Wrens are like ships because they are fat, slow and contain seamen.
by Jack June 30, 2003
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slovakia

country not to be confused with Slovenia. But no1 knows the difference neway.
by jack June 19, 2003
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so-titties

Very thin woman, with very large brests.
Check it out dude, she is so-titties.
by jack July 27, 2003
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