JAck's definitions

stafu

a way to say stfu while talking with people

HEY STAFU YOU STUPID BiTCH

by Jack February 17, 2005

wangsterbate

A form of physical exertion involving the wang in which it is furiously stroked.

I wangsterbated so hard that it fell off.

by Jack November 22, 2003

mud-butt

Taking a shit that has the look and consistancy of mud. Usually leaves a feeling of burning.

I am never drinking like that again. I was on the toilet with mud-butt all morning.

by Jack February 26, 2005

cunt-pad

a slender piece of cotton-like material that is worn in the crotch area of womens'underwear during their time of the month. kotex pad

Her cunt-pad felt moist due to seepage from her period.

by Jack May 20, 2004

jackalope

a bully who has no respect for other people and who is very mean

saddam hussein (or, if you are a liberal, George Bush)

by jack December 7, 2003

c-note

1) A 100-dollar bill

2) An amount of money equal to $100

1) I went to the bank and exchanged a c-note for five 20's.

2) This TV cost me five c-notes. If you break it, I'll break you.

by Jack July 9, 2004

lamoid

A person who is suffering from lameness.

Ahmed, you are a lamoid.

by Jack July 15, 2004