Knocker

That's one nice knocker.
by Jack November 22, 2003
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divx

1) Format (codec) for digital video (.avi) files that uses lossy compression. DivX was created by reverse-engineering the MPEG4 format. DivX is known for being able to create high-quality video with very small file sizes. The makers of DivX claim it can reduce a DVD to 10% of its original size and be virtually indistinguishable from the original.

2) Acronym for "Digital Video Express", the failed DVD rental format from Circuit City. They way it worked was once you "activated" the Divx DVD movie, it would lock you out after 48 hours, at which point you could unlock it for another 48 hours, or buy the full movie and unlock it permanently. Never really caught on, mainly because you could only play Divx movies on Divx-enabled DVD players.
1) "You should encode the movie with Divx so you get a small file with good quality"

2) "Haha, you actually bought a Divx player from Circuit City? What, were they out of Betamax players?"
by Jack May 13, 2005
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joementum

Wow, Lieberman's campaign has got some real joementum... It's going down the drain...
by Jack January 29, 2004
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manwidth

The diameter of one's penis, and a measure of meaty manliness. First coined in a comic by Penny Arcade. See Fat Pipes.
My manwidth drives the ladies wild.
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lita

by jack April 16, 2004
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volta

volta: italian physicist created the volt system, and named it.

also a river in central ghana
volta invented the volt

we kayaked the volta's rapids
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rolling stone

A magazine that started off being cool, in the 60s, and is now a bi-weekly trove of bullshit extolling rap "music" as the next frontier in art.
I cancled my subscription to Rolling Stone after they compared Eminem to Elvis.
by Jack November 04, 2003
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