get paid

An urban neologism referring to obtaining cash through other than commonly respectable means; such as by pawning items, selling stolen items, or illegal activity. Generally not in reference to gainful employment.

Punko 1: Yo, i jacked this car stero from a Hundai last night.

Punko 2: Straigt up! Watcha gon do wit it?

Punko 1: Watcha think? I'm gonna to pawn it and get paid.

by jay October 09, 2004

flashlight whip

when you get beaten over the head with a flashlight for talking like a dumbass and keeping everyone up

Shut up, no one likes you! If you say another word I'm going to flashlight whip you!

by Jay September 15, 2003

jodle

A diverse form of annoying yodelling produced by Joe. Normally heard in the very early hours

It's 5am, go and jodle in her ear, that'll piss her off

by Jay July 04, 2004

fluff

To prepare a pornographic actor for a sexual scene.
To arouse a participant in preparation for a recoreded sexual act.

His evening job was a fluffer.
I was fluffing this guy...
Inadequately fluffed star.

by jay July 29, 2003

jismopper

One who cleans up at the adult peep show.

I got fired from 7-11 and all I could find was a jismopper position at Sallie's Sex Shop.

by Jay March 11, 2003

stump

a severe smashed pangler

we call adam stump stumply

by Jay May 10, 2003

dominate

When a Woman controls a man. A Woman who wants to dominate will find it much easier and more pleasant if She adds paddling and humiliation. Domination usually requires that the Woman humiliate the man to some degree.

I totally dominate my husband/boyfriend!

by Jay April 23, 2005