JAY's definitions

log

a very long, solid peice of shit. sometimes so large in gurth it makes one cry or grap thier ankles and really push.

i had the biggest log today

by Jay May 10, 2003

yo mama

A poor comback when nothing else comes to mind.

1.) At leats I have a mama not two dads and a chemistry set.
2.) Your moms like a postage stamp, I'll lick her stick her and send her away.
3.) Lets get off the subject of mama's cause I just got off yours.
4.) You keep my mom out of this I'll keep this out of your mom.

by Jay November 13, 2003

boggletities

wet and spongy breasts.

I had to use Old Lady Jenson's boggletities to clean her floor.

by Jay October 31, 2003

nanobug

nanobug is an aspiring pimp dictator, a genius, an anomaly compared to his peers who are inferior and will eventally be subjugated to his rule. If you are a female under the age of 25, hot, have big boobs, your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and you are down for the dirty sanchez, and your father can supply a dowry of $85,000 USD, you might just have what it takes to be one of his hos.

I want to be a pimp like nanobug when I grow up!

by Jay February 10, 2004

mang

Plain and simple, this was started by the Mexicans. It's their way of saying "Man".. This is due to the Mexican accent converted to English. Now people say 'mang' because it's (1) different and (2) humorous.

"What's up, mang?"

by Jay June 2, 2004

Canada

A fine, respectable nation. What America should be, but really isn't. Much more diverse and cultivated than most give them credit for, and much more liberal on topics such as narcotics and marriage. Most of the country is unihabitable, and the winters can be excruciatingly cold, but British Columbia is fairly temperate. This wondrous province is sort of like Washington State and Colorado rolled into one. Toronto and Montreal are the major cultural hubs and the people live in harmony. Racism and crime is virtually nonexistant and the people are proud and progressive. However, taxes and gasoline aren't cheap so any potential American defectors, be warned. The U.S. should take some notes and try to emulate the Canadian culture.

The bickering between Canada and the U.S. is pointless. Both countries have their problems and are aware of it, but as neighbors we should stick together and help each other out.

by Jay June 1, 2005

caveman

dude found everyware in kitchener but usually downtown with dreads and a black paint stained coat. severe drinking problem. wicked with the guitar and lots of other shyt

caveman, give me back my wallet

by jay November 9, 2003