JAY's definitions

Book of Mormon

A book of Holy Scripture and another Testament of Jesus Christ. A companion volume to the Holy Bible. Recounts the spiritual journey of God's people who went to the Americas. Contains the everlasting and full Gospel of Jesus Christ. Recounts Jesus Christ's visit to the Americas after His resurrection.

One of the canonical books of Scripture of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. Contains a promise that all who study it and ask in prayer may know of its truth. The pure Word of God.

The Book of Mormon is the most correct of any book on earth, and we can get nearer to God by applying its precepts than by any other book.

by Jay April 19, 2005

ripped like jesus

someone that is buff, strong, cut, jesus was a carpenter and was probably really strong

damn, that man is ripped like jesus

by jay April 18, 2003

stunned wombat

a stunned wombat is the look in ur mans eyes (note: the look a wombat gives in headlights just before it gets run over)after uve taken two bricks and squashed his testicles after he gave u an angry dragon

that bastard gave me an angry dragon so i stunned wombatted his filthy ass yo!!

by jay December 22, 2004

west

Similar to sweded or blitzed. To be west is to be fucked.

Big Mellor's head is west

by JaY January 20, 2003

upper decking

The process of taking a shit in the tank of a toilet instead of the bowl so when the next person flushes, all the shit goes into the bowl

Taking a shit in the tank instead of the toliet is upper decking.

by Jay December 26, 2003

hangela

the name of the hand you use to wank off

I'm getting laid tonight by hangela

by jay April 25, 2003

floor whore

the chick on a dorm floor who is constantly visited by random guys her roomate has never seen

Wow, that's the fifth guy whose come by her room, what a floor whore!

by Jay September 15, 2003