JASON's definitions

Girls

Rumored to be real; urban myth.

Girls come in three different formats: *.JPG, *.GIF, and *.PNG.

by Jason October 5, 2005

68

A sexual(often oral) favor performed by someone without receiving the favor in return.

69

Man: "Hey baby, how about we 69?"

Woman: "How about we 68?"

Man:"?"

Woman: "That's where you do me and I owe ya one."

by jason December 6, 2004

Lemmiwinks

(noun) Name of the gerbil on South Park that was stuck in Mr. Slave's ass and proceeded on a great adventure to find freedom through the esophogus. Later named the gerbil king.

A gerbil.

by Jason December 6, 2003

Coreyness

1. The inate ability to transform any word in the English(and possibly Spanish or French) language into a noun.

Wow, Corey's coreyness is astounding.

by Jason September 8, 2003

Shitbox

Taking a dump into the vagina. As in giving a shitbox.

I gave my old lady a shitbox last night.

by Jason February 6, 2005

Mo betta'

To attain a status better than the original.

My car is mo betta' than yours.

by Jason September 18, 2002

cream sandwhich

cream sandwhich1-a sandwhich made of cream;cream sandwhich2-when your penis is covered in spurm and your hooker dovours it whole

-I just made a cream sandwhich!
-Hey baby, eat my cream sandwhich!

by Jason July 1, 2006