call me

to call someone..using some sort of telephone (communication device before instant messaging)

erin said call me for some hot phone sex. i said no man.

by jason April 26, 2004

md 20/20

A wonderful group wine, when looking to get tore up with a quickness. Careful who you share this delightful treat with for some may be a lost cause. This drink should be consumed by good friends on a quest to get fucked up.

"Hey Snake, he who brought it got it"
"Circle up, time for the Mad Dizzle, bitches!"
"Don't fire up the boat, we still need to hit up the Deezy"

by Jason February 11, 2005

punk ass bizitch

what it says.

you ain't nuttin but a punk ass bizitch

by jason May 30, 2003

disasturbation

The act of masturbation with such ferocity that you actually rip your penis off.

"Dear god - I have ripped my own penis off. I must tell no one about this distasturbation mishap."

by jason November 20, 2004

Heidi

This girl that is way cool.

Im going to the beach with Heidi on the 27th.

by Jason June 20, 2003

baze

Ebonified version of "bathe" used commonly 3 years ago in Waxahachie, Texas.

Boy baze!

by Jason September 26, 2003

virus

something your mom has right now.

man, i went to go fuck your mom last night, until she told me of the damn virus she got from you cousin last week. damn her!

by Jason February 03, 2005