damfoo

Damfoo is a combination of two phrases:

1: Damn you
2: Fool

Therefore, it is logical that the word Damfoo means "damned fool!"

James, you damfoo! What the hell are you doing?

by James April 25, 2005

Scorched Earth Policy

1. the process of hooking up and promptly/perpetually ignoring the existence of the other party at every opportunity. If the Earth is properly scorched, then he/she should get the impression the he/she simply does not exist to in any capacity. There is no acknowledged contact (eye or otherwise) of any kind, with the exception of a second hookup, which should be achieved with less than five words (or 10 minutes) of ballgame expended. Should this second hookup occur, all questions and comments are to be ignored. Should still more hookups occur, repeat process for desired effect

Meet John. Meet Jane. John fucked Jane, but has chosen to implement the Scorched Earth Policy. When Jane calls John, he does not answer. When Jane passes John on the way to class, John looks in every direction but hers. When Jane sends an angry email, John does not reply. When Jane attempts to confront John in any public space, he continues his conversation/puts on his headphones as if she were not there. Thus, the Earth has been Scorched.

by James November 17, 2004

heart broken

It's a feeling you can never understand until you experience it. It is a constant pain and discomfort that you struggle with all day. It is a sickness in your stomach and a knot in your throat. It is when eating becomes a battle to swallow and falling asleep becomes inconceivable. It is unrequited love. It is the loss of someone you love. It feels like you lost apart of who you are. You fight with yourself, trying to convince yourself you are fine. It's a constant swing in your emotions. Some moment are better than others. Sometimes you think it is almost over, but then, just as suddenly you are overwhelmed with a paralyzing pain that forces you stop and rest for a moment. You are always thinking about the other person. Imagining how happy they are, while you are barely hanging on. You think about how they have forgotten about you... How could it have been so easy for them. How could they have said they cared about you, but moved on you so effortlessly. You wonder, "how could you do this... How could you say you care about me and be so careless with your words and actions?" Soon these thoughts turn to anger. Anger that you use to get you through the day. Anger is what blocks out the saddness. Hate is the only escape from the saddness you are overwhelmed by. Unfortunately, the hate is only temporary. When it eats away at you until there is nothing left, you are back to where you started. Thinking about them, and how alone you are. Now you are left to cry, either on the inside or out, and making promises to yourself that you will never let this happen again.

She was reckless with her words... Part of you thinks she said was she said, and did what she did, because she loved what you gave her. She did what she had to do to make sure you kept giving her love... even if that ment building you up and leaving you heart broken.

by James January 24, 2007

Swanley massive

The home town of crazed nobody adam. The only one who thinks palace are a proper team of footballers.

Adam "Do u want to come to swanley?"
Other "No i will get mugged and might think palace are slightly good2

by James December 14, 2004

fridged

A woman/girl who is scared of having sex

She was a fridge

by James March 10, 2003

razor

style of music which first appeared during the mid to late '90s,characterized by cutting guitar riffs, high pitched, ear-piercing vocals and heavy bass lines.

somewhat similiar to grunge, but more of a derivative of heavy metal this often considered a combination of these two types of musical genres.

some examples of razor rock bands are Smashing Pumpkins, Offspring and Korn.

by James June 11, 2004

bats

coined by The Joker, Bats is a nickname for Batman, also known as The Dark Night, The Caped Crusader, and Bruce Wayne.

Bats what are you doing here? Are you here to foil my evil plans again?

by james June 09, 2004