nasche

to spill your drink in a way that makes it look like you pissed your pants

Aww shit, i nasched on my fuckin pants again.

by Jake May 08, 2003

Priametry

The business of measuring one's penis with a ruler or tape-measure.

German and other central european penis's can be measured with a 6" ruler as they average 5.3" long (measured on the top surface while erect) but Irish penis's require a 12" ruler as they are typically 6-1/2" or longer.

by Jake February 03, 2004

puddy

slang word for puppy. used mainly by dani and her family!

"Puddy you're dumb!"
"look at the little puddy"

by Jake June 29, 2004