by jake April 17, 2005
The haired pubic rise directly above the female genitals. An apparently pleasure-less pad of fat that protects the pubic bone over the bladder. Region of the human body which is imbued with an aura of mystery because it is constantly covered up. On some, a densely-thicketed plateau, on others an oddly barren "woodland", still on others, a shaved hump.
My hand slipped down the front of her pants, inside her underwear, until it rested on her mons. My middle finger then sought her vulva...
by Jake January 14, 2004
by Jake January 06, 2005
by Jake January 10, 2005
1. I nailed her 3 times last night.
2. She really nailed me in the divorce settlement, I lost almost everything of value to her lawyer.
2. She really nailed me in the divorce settlement, I lost almost everything of value to her lawyer.
by Jake March 06, 2004
He: And in here's the bedroom where I keep my workbench.
She: He showed me his workbench and since I was flat as a board, he proceeded to nail me.
She: He showed me his workbench and since I was flat as a board, he proceeded to nail me.
by Jake March 06, 2004