JAKE's definitions

unit

male penis and scrotum, or female mound/vulva/labia/vagina

When she turned him down he pulled out his unit and began waving it around her face.

When I decided to surprise fuck him, I shaved my unit the night before. He said it was the best vaginal sex he'd ever had.

by Jake January 20, 2004

juliapotamus

proper noun:a large, no, VERY large woman who is a great friend but VERY enormous.Her camel toe is bigger than my runningshoe.Her breasts are 'way bigger than D-cup, my largest experience before her.

I can't let Juliapotamus lay or sit on me, that 319-pound hunk a burning love would CRUSH me ! I do her doggie style or she lies on her back with her leg up and I lie on my side and slip it into her. She has huge labia, a real slash.

by Jake January 10, 2004

Yowzas

something to say when you hear something funny, exciting or interesting

Mike: Hey guys were gonna go play football!!
Robert: YOWZAS

by jake April 14, 2005

sleeper

railway car with sleeping berths and/or bedrooms ("roomettes")

I had a sleeper from Winnipeg to Ottawa.

by Jake March 24, 2004

thugette

POSERS!! HAHA thugettes are the biggest posers i've ever seen. Guys don't like you cuz of your style they like you cuz most of you are fucking hoes!!

I went to a park dressed as gangster n got head from some white girl poser thugette. After she found out i wasnt a gangster she started acting all tough n threatend me so i just laughed and walked away.

by Jake July 7, 2004

craptacular

when something is crappy, but you want to make it sound like it was good.

Don: that was craptacular gay sex.

Zbigniew: Why thank you

by jAkE August 30, 2005

duder

anyone who partakes in a dumbass activity or is considered theirselfs a complete dumbass.

Look at that duder with his gay mullet

by jake April 28, 2004