Definitions by JAKE

dry sex 

masturbation sex where one or both of the partners are still clothed between the belly & the crotch, dry humping takes place, and one or both have an orgasm but there is no exchange of body fluids because of the layer of clothing. Called "dry" because there is no natural lubrication.

Nancii and I have dry sex during her period.

dry sex by Jake March 6, 2004

Work Bench 

a bed used for having sex

He: And in here's the bedroom where I keep my workbench.

She: He showed me his workbench and since I was flat as a board, he proceeded to nail me.

Work Bench by Jake March 6, 2004

flat as a board 

no breasts

Sue was flat as a board so I nailed her at my workbench.

flat as a board by Jake March 6, 2004

O Ring

a round seal, often made of neoprene or some other compressible "rubber-like" compound, that is an industrial part.Looks like the part of a condom that unrolls before you actually unroll it. Can be used as a cock ringif you get the right size

"My buddy's a mechanic, I went thru his box of assorted O rings and found the size I can use as a cock ring. Nancii's gonna beg for mercy tonite !"

O Ring by Jake March 6, 2004

flat as a board 

adjective describing a woman with no breasts, that is, flat-chested

"She was a carpenter's dream; flat as a board, and easy to nail."

flat as a board by Jake March 6, 2004

nail 

verb: to penetrate with penis

verb: to screw financially

1. I nailed her 3 times last night.

2. She really nailed me in the divorce settlement, I lost almost everything of value to her lawyer.

nail by Jake March 6, 2004

shaved pussy 

vulva is shaved, the area on the flat of the abdomen just above the mons may not be, or maybe shaved in a pattern such as a Gucci symbol, a landing strip, a heart or the boyfriend's initial(s)

She has a shaved pussy with "JH" carved just above her mons.

shaved pussy by Jake March 6, 2004