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Definitions by JAKE

toppin' some g's 

makin the $$$ aka: working
toppin' some g's by jake August 18, 2004

social security 

A pyramid scheme run by the US Government. They promised to take your money to invest it for you so you'd have enough money to retire on, but from the very beginning they've just paid the people who are over 65 with the money sent in by the workers under 65. For any other organization to do this would be illegal. They don't make any real investments at all. They only 'invest' in other government agencies, which means they'll end up being paid back with yet more tax money taken by force from hard working Americans.
Joe Average says "I wanted to invest my money in a private account that I could control in order to plan for my retirement, but after paying tax for Social Security I didn't have enough left over to do that. If Social Security is so great, why do they have to force you to pay for it under threat of prison? If it was really so great, wouldn't people participate voluntarily?"
social security by Jake August 10, 2004
My religion's holy book says the world is flat, so I believe it's flat no matter what all those fancy-pants scientists say, what with all their years of hard work and research!
faith by Jake August 10, 2004

Bureaucrash 

Bureaucrash is a 501c3 non-profit foundation dedicated to fighting the increase of government control over our lives. Our international network of pro-freedom activists works to change the political ideology of our generation through creative activism. While most youth politics supports the growth of the already bloated government bureaucracy, we fight for personal freedom, free trade and limited government.

Bureaucrash is an international network of activists of all political persuasions who believe that bloated, sprawling governments and the bureaucrats and politicians who control them ought to be mocked. Mercilessly.

Why? Because when governments grow, our freedom to live our lives as we see fit shrinks. Every time a new law is passed, some bureaucrat squirreled away in a cubicle somewhere gets more power to make decisions for us. And because the vast majority of people have no idea of the lives and freedoms crushed every time the government’s power grows.

We believe that, only by spreading information about this absurd arrangement can the sprawling bureaucracy be leashed and our fundamental freedoms restored.
Real rebels don't support centralized government authority. Join the resistance!
Bureaucrash by Jake August 10, 2004

unicorning 

when a mystical unicorn sticks its horn up your ass
unicorning by jake August 6, 2004

Rocking The Cradle 

where two males, do doggy style in the bed, while shaking the bed violently.
Austin, i heard u were rocking the cradle with ur dad last night
Rocking The Cradle by jake August 6, 2004

Smoking the Sausage

When a person sucks a animals cock.
Laura smoked baily's sausage last night.
Smoking the Sausage by jake August 6, 2004