bonified

A word used by people who don't know the proper spelling of "bona fide", like Sheila Marikar of ABC News.

"The movie made$31 million in its opening weekend and transforming "Grey's Anatomy's" Katherine Heigl into a bonified movie star"

by jack May 14, 2008

Heavy Metal

Best thing happened to music besides grunge.

Early Metallica, Megadeth, Iron Maiden, Slayer, Black Sabbath, etc...

by Jack December 07, 2003

dirtsky

a dirtsky is anyone who looks or appears dirty in any way shape or form

That kid's such a dirtsky.

by Jack April 28, 2003

redneck

One who's neck is of a red color.

George Bush is a redneck, he engages in anal sex with other natives of unpopulated american lands, or hillbilly country, he likes this alot.

by jack May 16, 2003

democratic republic

The United States' actual system of government, despite ignorant morons thinking we're either a complete democracy or a complete republic. We're actually a combination of the two.

George Bush still blows though.

by Jack December 12, 2004

cumrag

1) a piece of cloth used to wipe semen from one's belly, fingers, penis, partner or other body part or object following ejaculation;

2) an epithet slapped on someone who disgusts or irritates

1) Even a cumrag can't get jizz out of pubes!

2) You callin me a cumrag, bitch?

by Jack September 26, 2003

jpeg

1) (noun) A format for compressed digital pictures.
2) (noun) An image file that uses the jpeg format

I send Grandma a jpeg of her grandkids.

by jack January 26, 2004