Definitions by J4VA

Murder 

What the person in your closet is going to do to you.

Fucking run, I'm gonna murder you

Murder by J4VA March 27, 2023

Door 

Why the fuck are you searching up what a Door is on Urban Dictionary you wanker

Stop searching about doors go to sleep knobcheese

Door by J4VA January 3, 2023

SIDS 

When an infant just randomly fucking dies for literally no reason. Nobody knows why.

“Maaan my baby just died of SIDS.”
“Damn sorry for your loss bro..”
“Nah don’t worry about it, I hated the little shit anyways.”

SIDS by J4VA January 3, 2023

Bahaha 

The indicator that shows you are intact fucking obnoxious. Mostly used over texts by e-girls and other degens. Can also be paired with the “😭” emoji to make sure that the person you are texting knows you smell like dogshit and don’t go outside.

“BAHAHA I’M CRYING 😭”
“Please commit fork outlet”

Bahaha by J4VA January 3, 2023

Music Memory 

That moment where you try to describe a song to somebody but you don’t know the lyrics.

“What’s that one song called?”
“Which one?”
“The one that goes… bum bum do do… bum bum do….”
“I swear to god you always get Music Memory..”

Music Memory by J4VA January 3, 2023

That One Guy 

That one person who genuinely nobody likes for a certain reason. Everybody knows who you are talking about as soon as you say this.

“That One Guy just asked the teacher about the homework and she forgot about it until he told her.”
“What a dick, that’s the reason nobody fucking likes him.”

That One Guy by J4VA January 3, 2023

Friggin

A word that’s a step below the word fuck.

“The Five Stages Of Fuck!’
“Duck, Fudge, Frick, Friggin and last of course, FUCK!”

Friggin by J4VA January 3, 2023