Local name for the city of Coatesville, Pennsylvania. Known for crack, unemployment, toothless prostitutes, crime, white boys who think they're "hard", football, but better known for basketball. The only recent good thing to come out of the ville is Richard "Rip" Hamilton, NBA player who presently plays for the Detroit Pistons. Word is that the city has big plans to revitalize and become something other than the crackhole that it presently is, but how that will work, no one knows. And for most, there is no way out- many never leave- EVER.
Fiend 1: "Yo son, I need some crack... I'm starting to itch."
Fiend 2: "Let's go to the ville then, mayne...they got that shit down 8th ave!!"
Fiend 2: "Let's go to the ville then, mayne...they got that shit down 8th ave!!"
by J3553 November 28, 2007

A marketing ploy used to trick people, usually in order to make them believe that they need or must have a particular product- to be cool, healthy, happy, etc. Comes from the combination of 'gimmick' and 'image', because a gimmage is usually used when a company wants to change their product's image in order to sell more of it. Gimmages have been used for a long time, but even more so recently.
Products like Sobe's Lifewater and Vitamin Water...the gimmage is making you believe that these products are good for you and will make you more healthy- in fact you need them or you just won't get enough vitamins or have enough "life" in you.
Gatorade- forever marketed as a product to enhance your performance in sports or highly-active situations. Now they have Gatorade Tiger, because it will make you play like Tiger woods, and the whole 'G' renaming, meant to give Gatorade some street cred and make it more popular in the hood- to compete with Kool Aid and Little Hugs.
Anything sold in an infomercial.
Red Bull, other highly-caffeinated drinks, 5 Hour Energy...because one just won't have enough energy for anything without it. Our society is hectic today, but marketers have led us to believe that we NEED caffeine, and lots of it, in order to survive.
McDonald's, with trying to market themselves as healthy...they're still not.
Gatorade- forever marketed as a product to enhance your performance in sports or highly-active situations. Now they have Gatorade Tiger, because it will make you play like Tiger woods, and the whole 'G' renaming, meant to give Gatorade some street cred and make it more popular in the hood- to compete with Kool Aid and Little Hugs.
Anything sold in an infomercial.
Red Bull, other highly-caffeinated drinks, 5 Hour Energy...because one just won't have enough energy for anything without it. Our society is hectic today, but marketers have led us to believe that we NEED caffeine, and lots of it, in order to survive.
McDonald's, with trying to market themselves as healthy...they're still not.
by J3553 May 13, 2009

pants worn by males which are so tight that they (uncomfortably) grip the nuts- hence, grippers. Can be found on certain punks, emos, goths, or other lame, nonstylin individuals.
by j3553 August 23, 2007

Like a pit stop, except done when driving on the road, too far from your home restroom. Typically happens on road trips, after a night of drinking, or else shortly after eating fast food.
Husband and wife are driving on the highway, the husband swerves the minivan into the rest area...
Wife: What are you doing?! We just ______ (ate, filled up the car with gas, etc.).
Husband: Sorry, gotta make a shit stop!
Wife: What are you doing?! We just ______ (ate, filled up the car with gas, etc.).
Husband: Sorry, gotta make a shit stop!
by J3553 November 18, 2007

Bill: "Dude, I gotta shit in the worst way!"
Ted: "Then go, dude- Wal Mart's bathrooms aren't that dirty."
Bill: "Screw that bro, I've gotta take it to the house!!"
Ted: "Then go, dude- Wal Mart's bathrooms aren't that dirty."
Bill: "Screw that bro, I've gotta take it to the house!!"
by J3553 January 16, 2009

Any pants (usually jeans), most often worn by women but can be worn by men, with no rear pockets, intended to accentuate a person's butt...whether it be big or small.
Ricky: Yo dude, check out that fat ass!
Bobby: EEWWWWW man, that chick does not need to be wearing butt pants!! A few pockets would go a long way in concealing that shit.
Bobby: EEWWWWW man, that chick does not need to be wearing butt pants!! A few pockets would go a long way in concealing that shit.
by J3553 September 21, 2009

When you're stuck in a loser job with no opportunity for advancement or a raise and the job is not your idea of what you want to do for a career.
Man, I graduated from college 10 years ago and am STILL in grad school. Maybe in another 2 years I'll finally have a career, but for now I just need to pay the bills. Career purgatory is so depressing!
by J3553 September 25, 2010
