J. Malik's definitions
Religion divides people, spirituality unites them.
by J. Malik July 21, 2008
Get the Religionmug. A person who is laughable and detestable at the same time.Usually
pretends to be a know-it-all,often
enhancing their stories,knowledge,
experience,and every thing in between
with pure bullshit.
pretends to be a know-it-all,often
enhancing their stories,knowledge,
experience,and every thing in between
with pure bullshit.
1-I can't help but laugh at the
assclownishness of Johnny's story.
I wanted to kick him in the teeth
but couldn't because i was laughing
so hard at him.
2-Every time I say something,my assclown co-worker butts-in with
his "similar experience" or "knowledge"
of the subject.
assclownishness of Johnny's story.
I wanted to kick him in the teeth
but couldn't because i was laughing
so hard at him.
2-Every time I say something,my assclown co-worker butts-in with
his "similar experience" or "knowledge"
of the subject.
by J. Malik September 19, 2005
Get the assclownmug. by J. Malik April 26, 2006
Get the Half Past Nevermug. Investigative reporter who broadcasts the show "The O'Reilly Factor" on FoxNews. Sometimes accused of having a conservative bias and other times accused of having a liberal bias in his general actions.
Bill O'Reilly's beliefs as stated in his book "The No Spin Zone".
Believes the government wastes huge portions of your money.
Believes that global warming is real.
Believes that the green movement has hurt responsible energy exploration in America.
Does not believe in the death penalty.
Does not believe in abortion, but would not outlaw it.
Believes in the control of hard drugs, but would legalize marijuana.
Does not believe in the current tax system and would prefer to institute a national sales tax instead.
Believes that America should keep the most powerful armed forces in the world.
Believes that cars should be designed with more fuel efficiency.
Believes that the military should be placed on the borders to thwart illegal immigration and drug trafficking.
Is he liberal, conservative, or somewhere inbetween?? You decide.
Believes the government wastes huge portions of your money.
Believes that global warming is real.
Believes that the green movement has hurt responsible energy exploration in America.
Does not believe in the death penalty.
Does not believe in abortion, but would not outlaw it.
Believes in the control of hard drugs, but would legalize marijuana.
Does not believe in the current tax system and would prefer to institute a national sales tax instead.
Believes that America should keep the most powerful armed forces in the world.
Believes that cars should be designed with more fuel efficiency.
Believes that the military should be placed on the borders to thwart illegal immigration and drug trafficking.
Is he liberal, conservative, or somewhere inbetween?? You decide.
by J. Malik December 21, 2005
Get the Bill O'Reillymug. An activity that usually involves two people who dispute their superiority to the other. This is accomplished by the recitation of individual skills, exploits and accomplishments whose merit is questionable at best. Also, the purpose of discussing said activities serves no purpose but to prove superiority to the other.
Jack and John debated for 3 hours who had the most money, girlfriends, best car, etc. It was really just a dick waving contest that made me sick.
by J. Malik April 29, 2006
Get the Dick Waving Contestmug. EEG is an shortened form of the word "electroencephalogram"; a machine that measures electrical activity within the brain.
A girl I work with was required to take an EEG test by the State Department of Mental Retardation and the screen showed flat lines across the board!!
by J. Malik April 26, 2006
Get the EEGmug.