Shining examples of accountability and discipline. Where you can send your kids for the best edjumaction around. (Obviously not written by a publik skool kid)
After I gradueted from publik skools, I got hired at buger keng for 5.15/hr. In dese here gubment skools, day sed it duddnt matta if ya ded a gud jub, jest feel guud about yerself. I so feil guud about miself wen I smoke crak every da n'sit on my lazi ass waitin' fur my gubment cheese. I luv da federal guverment of amerika!
by J. Malik October 12, 2005
Get the publik skools mug.A term originally created by a sergeant with the Los Angeles Police Department SWAT Team. Designed as a reminder that in fact you only have "one ass to risk"(1 as-te-risk), so you'd better be careful.
by J. Malik October 17, 2005
Get the 1* mug.EEG is an shortened form of the word "electroencephalogram"; a machine that measures electrical activity within the brain.
A girl I work with was required to take an EEG test by the State Department of Mental Retardation and the screen showed flat lines across the board!!
by J. Malik April 26, 2006
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Get the Money Talks, Bullshit Walks mug.An activity that usually involves two people who dispute their superiority to the other. This is accomplished by the recitation of individual skills, exploits and accomplishments whose merit is questionable at best. Also, the purpose of discussing said activities serves no purpose but to prove superiority to the other.
Jack and John debated for 3 hours who had the most money, girlfriends, best car, etc. It was really just a dick waving contest that made me sick.
by J. Malik April 29, 2006
Get the Dick Waving Contest mug.Investigative reporter who broadcasts the show "The O'Reilly Factor" on FoxNews. Sometimes accused of having a conservative bias and other times accused of having a liberal bias in his general actions.
Bill O'Reilly's beliefs as stated in his book "The No Spin Zone".
Believes the government wastes huge portions of your money.
Believes that global warming is real.
Believes that the green movement has hurt responsible energy exploration in America.
Does not believe in the death penalty.
Does not believe in abortion, but would not outlaw it.
Believes in the control of hard drugs, but would legalize marijuana.
Does not believe in the current tax system and would prefer to institute a national sales tax instead.
Believes that America should keep the most powerful armed forces in the world.
Believes that cars should be designed with more fuel efficiency.
Believes that the military should be placed on the borders to thwart illegal immigration and drug trafficking.
Is he liberal, conservative, or somewhere inbetween?? You decide.
Believes the government wastes huge portions of your money.
Believes that global warming is real.
Believes that the green movement has hurt responsible energy exploration in America.
Does not believe in the death penalty.
Does not believe in abortion, but would not outlaw it.
Believes in the control of hard drugs, but would legalize marijuana.
Does not believe in the current tax system and would prefer to institute a national sales tax instead.
Believes that America should keep the most powerful armed forces in the world.
Believes that cars should be designed with more fuel efficiency.
Believes that the military should be placed on the borders to thwart illegal immigration and drug trafficking.
Is he liberal, conservative, or somewhere inbetween?? You decide.
by J. Malik December 21, 2005
Get the Bill O'Reilly mug.A person who is laughable and detestable at the same time.Usually
pretends to be a know-it-all,often
enhancing their stories,knowledge,
experience,and every thing in between
with pure bullshit.
pretends to be a know-it-all,often
enhancing their stories,knowledge,
experience,and every thing in between
with pure bullshit.
1-I can't help but laugh at the
assclownishness of Johnny's story.
I wanted to kick him in the teeth
but couldn't because i was laughing
so hard at him.
2-Every time I say something,my assclown co-worker butts-in with
his "similar experience" or "knowledge"
of the subject.
assclownishness of Johnny's story.
I wanted to kick him in the teeth
but couldn't because i was laughing
so hard at him.
2-Every time I say something,my assclown co-worker butts-in with
his "similar experience" or "knowledge"
of the subject.
by J. Malik September 19, 2005
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