Blue Wall of Silence

The notion that despite police rules and regulations; a
police officer may not turn in or otherwise provide damaging information in regards to a fellow officer. The term is more for the use of only corrupt police officers and not the police force in general.

The Blue Wall of Silence is prevelant in many cases involving police corruption here in the State of Georgia.

by J. Malik November 20, 2005

Religion

The complete opposite of true spirituality.

Religion divides people, spirituality unites them.

by J. Malik December 30, 2005

1*

A term originally created by a sergeant with the Los Angeles Police Department SWAT Team. Designed as a reminder that in fact you only have "one ass to risk"(1 as-te-risk), so you'd better be careful.

Don't get yourself shot tonight, you only have 1* and a whole life ahead of you.

by J. Malik October 17, 2005

EEG

EEG is an shortened form of the word "electroencephalogram"; a machine that measures electrical activity within the brain.

A girl I work with was required to take an EEG test by the State Department of Mental Retardation and the screen showed flat lines across the board!!

by J. Malik April 10, 2006

Money Talks, Bullshit Walks

Means that cheap talk will get you nowhere, while money will
persuade people to do as you like.

Money talks, bullshit walks, that is how life goes.

by J. Malik May 20, 2006

trouser trout

Best served smothered and covered in underwear!

Do I got a Big Mac?? How 'bout a nice big serving of trouser trout, assclown?

by J. Malik March 18, 2006

MEEP MEEP

Sound you make when someone says something t-totally fucking stupid; as to imitate the sound of a retard bus.

Dumbass: I heard it's raining outside; do I need my umbrella?

Person with common sense: MEEP MEEP; is that your bus I hear?? What the hell do YOU think, dumbass?!?!?

by J. Malik December 07, 2005