Definitions by J. Malik
funny farm
He was just sent to the funny farm because he was defecating in public while proclaiming the end was near.
funny farm by J. Malik March 1, 2006
Matchstick Man
Matchstick Man by J. Malik January 1, 2006
Bill O'Reilly
Investigative reporter who broadcasts the show "The O'Reilly Factor" on FoxNews. Sometimes accused of having a conservative bias and other times accused of having a liberal bias in his general actions.
Bill O'Reilly's beliefs as stated in his book "The No Spin Zone".
Believes the government wastes huge portions of your money.
Believes that global warming is real.
Believes that the green movement has hurt responsible energy exploration in America.
Does not believe in the death penalty.
Does not believe in abortion, but would not outlaw it.
Believes in the control of hard drugs, but would legalize marijuana.
Does not believe in the current tax system and would prefer to institute a national sales tax instead.
Believes that America should keep the most powerful armed forces in the world.
Believes that cars should be designed with more fuel efficiency.
Believes that the military should be placed on the borders to thwart illegal immigration and drug trafficking.
Is he liberal, conservative, or somewhere inbetween?? You decide.
Believes the government wastes huge portions of your money.
Believes that global warming is real.
Believes that the green movement has hurt responsible energy exploration in America.
Does not believe in the death penalty.
Does not believe in abortion, but would not outlaw it.
Believes in the control of hard drugs, but would legalize marijuana.
Does not believe in the current tax system and would prefer to institute a national sales tax instead.
Believes that America should keep the most powerful armed forces in the world.
Believes that cars should be designed with more fuel efficiency.
Believes that the military should be placed on the borders to thwart illegal immigration and drug trafficking.
Is he liberal, conservative, or somewhere inbetween?? You decide.
Bill O'Reilly by J. Malik December 21, 2005
MEEP MEEP
Sound you make when someone says something t-totally fucking stupid; as to imitate the sound of a retard bus.
Dumbass: I heard it's raining outside; do I need my umbrella?
Person with common sense: MEEP MEEP; is that your bus I hear?? What the hell do YOU think, dumbass?!?!?
Person with common sense: MEEP MEEP; is that your bus I hear?? What the hell do YOU think, dumbass?!?!?
Blue Line
A black rectangle with a solid, thick blue line through the middle. Symbol that is put on items ranging from front license plates, pins, bumper stickers (very small sticker),etc that denotes the user is a police officer. It is a violation of many state's laws to display this symbol if the user is not employed by a police agency. Related to this is the Red Line, which is used to identify fire/medical services personnel. These symbols are usually found on the off-duty vehicles or other personal effects of police /emergency services personnel.
Blue Wall of Silence
The notion that despite police rules and regulations; a
police officer may not turn in or otherwise provide damaging information in regards to a fellow officer. The term is more for the use of only corrupt police officers and not the police force in general.
police officer may not turn in or otherwise provide damaging information in regards to a fellow officer. The term is more for the use of only corrupt police officers and not the police force in general.
The Blue Wall of Silence is prevelant in many cases involving police corruption here in the State of Georgia.
Blue Wall of Silence by J. Malik November 20, 2005
carabinieri
Paramilitary police force of the country of Italy. Official name is "Arma dei Carabinieri" meaning in English "Carabinieri Corps", or as called by their countrymen "La Benemerita", or "Meritorious Corps", for thier bravery and commitment to public service. Functions performed by Carabinieri are very similar to American police officers. Carabinieri are also deployed abroad like regular combat soldiers in times of war.
I just got robbed, I'd better call the Carabinieri.
The American and the Carabiniere defended their post for the enemy's attack.
The American and the Carabiniere defended their post for the enemy's attack.
carabinieri by J. Malik November 13, 2005