J. B. Baby's definitions
The complaints of a person in an unfulfiling relationship who refuses to leave, no matter how terrible they say it is. When asked, "Why don't you just..." it is frequently followed by the line "Oh, no, I could never..." (A very cyclical and rather hopeless situation, really.)
Derived from a song of the same name by "The Barstool Prophets."
Derived from a song of the same name by "The Barstool Prophets."
I got a call from my ex last night; she just kept singing Robin's Song about her new asshole boyfriend...
"And as he stumbles towards her / Left hand raised / She sings Robin's Song" --The Barstool Prophets
"And as he stumbles towards her / Left hand raised / She sings Robin's Song" --The Barstool Prophets
by J. B. Baby May 22, 2006
Get the Robin's Songmug. "Spare Me Your Obnoxious Abbreviations And Learn To Spell."
Sarcastic internet shorthand originated in Lore Brand Comics - "OMG LOL."
A blowoff to people who refuse to even attempt to type properly.
Sarcastic internet shorthand originated in Lore Brand Comics - "OMG LOL."
A blowoff to people who refuse to even attempt to type properly.
by J. B. Baby May 22, 2006
Get the SMYOAALTSmug. Someone who listens to entire albums instead of just a few songs here and there. Person who follows albumism. Also albumer or albumist. Opposite of songer or songist.
by J. B. Baby May 22, 2006
Get the Album Puristmug. Album purist; someone who listens to entire albums instead of just a few songs here and there. Person who follows albumism. Also albumer. Opposite of songer or songist.
by J. B. Baby May 22, 2006
Get the Albumistmug. Non-album purist; someone who listens to entire albums instead of just a few songs here and there. Also songist. Opposite of albumer or albumist.
by J. B. Baby May 22, 2006
Get the Songermug. (Pronounciation - Roo-lee-ah or Rill-AYE-eh)
1 - The home of Cthulhu in H. P. Lovecraft's "Cthulhu Mythos." See Wikipedia for in-depth information quickly, or read the book(s).
2 - A way of refering to one's hometown as being a complete nowhere or shithole.
3 - A very frightening place.
1 - The home of Cthulhu in H. P. Lovecraft's "Cthulhu Mythos." See Wikipedia for in-depth information quickly, or read the book(s).
2 - A way of refering to one's hometown as being a complete nowhere or shithole.
3 - A very frightening place.
"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"
(In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming)
"Where do you live?"
"Fuck, man... R'lyeh..."
"I just spent the weekend at my great-aunt's in R'lhey... *shudders*"
(In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming)
"Where do you live?"
"Fuck, man... R'lyeh..."
"I just spent the weekend at my great-aunt's in R'lhey... *shudders*"
by J. B. Baby May 27, 2006
Get the R'lyehmug. A Holiday created by angry White Anglo Saxon Protestants in response to all the fake holidays that other religions use to get several extra days off from work annually. This holiday falls on the first Friday after the first full moon of August, when the Zombies rise from their graves to raise havok & mayhem.
As a result, the human population tends to gather around sundown on Zombie New Year to throw large, wild parties, hoping their numbers & noise will scare the zombies away. Some people are known to get staggeringly drunk as a form of mockery against the zombie hoards.
At dawn on the Saturday following Zombie New Year, the initial zombies return to their graves, but any humans that they turned continue to walk the earth until they are put down.
It should be noted that, for reasons still unknown, an alcoholic stupor makes it harder for zombies to detect you and, if they do, makes it harder for them to turn you.
As a result, the human population tends to gather around sundown on Zombie New Year to throw large, wild parties, hoping their numbers & noise will scare the zombies away. Some people are known to get staggeringly drunk as a form of mockery against the zombie hoards.
At dawn on the Saturday following Zombie New Year, the initial zombies return to their graves, but any humans that they turned continue to walk the earth until they are put down.
It should be noted that, for reasons still unknown, an alcoholic stupor makes it harder for zombies to detect you and, if they do, makes it harder for them to turn you.
Last Zombie New Year, I got so drunk...
"How drunk were you?!"
I was so drunk, I didn't wake up until THIS Zombie New Year!
"Oh, shit, he's a zombie!"
"How drunk were you?!"
I was so drunk, I didn't wake up until THIS Zombie New Year!
"Oh, shit, he's a zombie!"
by J. B. Baby May 27, 2006
Get the Zombie New Yearmug.