J-DAWG's definitions

lynched

to steal someone like matt would

let me lynch it......... LYNCHED

by j-dawg September 11, 2003

the brain

When u grab your sack and squeeze forcing your balls to go tight against the skin, causeing THE BRAIN!!!

Dan-THE BRAIN!!!
Steve-AHHH WTF DAN

by J-dawg January 1, 2005

tweal

the epitome of awesomeness,
scrumtrilescent

Dude! That movie was so tweal.

by J-Dawg April 25, 2005

spliff

A joint (marijuana cigarette)sometimes rolled with half weed, half tobaco, or sprinkled along the bud.

Smoke a big spliff with some good sensimillia

by J-Dawg November 7, 2003

shitter hitter

When a guy has a fetish to nail chicks in shitter stalls.

Scary Taves is a serious shitter hitter!

by J-Dawg April 7, 2005

Goldschlager

(n)- Cinnamon schnapps liqueur (40%) with gold flakes. Rapid consumption results in inebriation and eventual disorientation which eventually leads to unconsciousness. Upon consciousness, causes one to realize they are in someone else's bed in A/B with their pants 1/2 off. At this point, friends help one up and one proceeds with puking. Then there is more disorientation, eventually leading to another state of unconsciousness. Later the next morning, it is realized that stolen furniture polish was thrown out one's window.

J-Dawg, you drinking Goldschlager?

by J-Dawg January 28, 2004

zeppy

When something would be totally sweet if it worked -- but it doesn't.

While looking at the Corvette with no engine, Joe says "Man that car is so zeppy!"

by J-dawg March 9, 2005