J's definitions

dark poetry

hmm, obviously you don't like poetry with meaning... lol, im not a dark person, or do i plan on being one, but i write poetry based on happenings and thoughts around me, some may have dark effects and impose feelings of sadness, wheras others will involve enjoyment and happiness, not all dark poetry is shit fuckhead...

j' whips out his dark poetised cock and turkey slaps the blasphemor
blasphemor' but, i eat shit and dislike poetry because i am an uncreative twit
j' i know, now suck it you fuck

by J April 5, 2005

Man down

drop the soup bowl...
fall ass over tits...
pass wind in a public place...
obviously have nothing better to say...

kid is walkin along when suddenly he begins to stumble...
kid' whooo aa wooaa ooo
kid falls over
J' MAN DOWN !!! TAXIE !!! somebody get this kid a beer

by J April 1, 2005

size queen

a woman..(or man) that likes large penis.

by j August 28, 2002

cfl

Choppers for life

cfl in lbc

by j August 7, 2003

Vienna effect

Named after the "barely a food" item, the vienna sausage. Used to indicate something is good the first time you try it, but it progressingly gets worse and worse... usually after the second or third instance.

This food has the vienna effect, first bite is good, second bite is ok, third bite is eh.... And the rest after that are nasty.

by J February 7, 2004

grindle

the skin between your balls and asshole.

I have one hairy grindle!

by J June 6, 2003

sicktastic

To b very good in a sport,game, etc

Dawg u cant c me in b-ball im sicktastic

by J August 15, 2004