Chelsea FC

Similar to the football team you support... but better.

Unless you support Chelsea that is...
Chelsea shit on arsenal, palace and all the other inferior london based football clubs...
by J January 18, 2005
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fhashoom

var. fhashoomed (adv.)
fhashooming (adj.)

1. to fly by quickly
2. the act of "zooming" past
3. a fun word to say
as you run past someone "fhashoom!"

or

she fhashoomed me!
by J January 08, 2004
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gitless

1. someone who is dumb or stupid
2. someone acting dumb or stupid
Dani is very gitless
by j January 03, 2005
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shit the bed

1) Making a mistake that many other people recognize as a mistake.
2) Fucking up...really bad
Jeff shit the bed when he hooked up with Marty instead of Ashlea.
by J April 09, 2003
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Santoor

is a stringed instrument which is popular in the middle East. It is of great importance in the Indian state of Kashmir. Santoor is used there for accompanying a type of classical music called 'Soofiana Kalam', along with other instruments.

Santoor is made of a box of wood, trapezoid in shape. Over this there are thirty bridges, arranged in fifteen rows, two in each row. A set of four strings of metal tuned to the same note is stretched over each pair of bridges, thus the total number of wires is sixty. The length and thickness of strings vary according to the octave, the strings are thickest in the lower octave. It is played with a pair of flat wooden pieces curved at the striking end.
The sound that comes from a Santoor is unbelievable.
by j August 28, 2004
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Russian candycane

Like a pearl necklace but just before the man ejaculates, he punches her in the face making her nose bleed. The blood mixing with the semen resembles a festive candycane swirl.
Vlad finished off the holidays by giving Nadia a messy Russian candycane.
by J November 12, 2003
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DDP

- Dirty Dune Poon -

Females who enjoy riding dirtbikes, ATVs, etc. Can be found in the desert, usually sporting blonde hair and black streaks.

Most commonly associated with the hair style.
Damn! Did you see that girl with the DDP? She was SMOKIN!
by j December 05, 2003
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