Foreskin Friday

The national weekly holiday dedicated to the consumption of

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We all gather around the tree of many etnicities scabs and sing songs to Nat clause, the "Santa" of the holiday. He then pays everyone back with a bottle of gatorade with ice cubes made by his own spit

Holy crap bro, Foreskin Friday is next week and we didnt prepare!?

by IssaMysteryy March 06, 2019

The Quan Treatment

The act of Beatin the shit out of someone so badly, they are banished from the squad. The victim of the treatment is stuck throwing shade at the squad, but never doing anything physical

Watch your back, he might give youThe Quan Treatment

by IssaMysteryy May 11, 2018

The Bowling Of 22'

Bowling alleys will never be looked at the same way ever again because of that video. You know. THAT one...

"hey papa, i found this dank gif of a bowling ball, wanna see?"

"oh sweetie. If only you i could take you back in time to experience the bowling of 22'"

by IssaMysteryy April 08, 2022

Banter Hours

The most brutal, vicious, hardcore, never ending roast session to ever occur in history, All who are hit with it can suffer sever trauma. Some can say it would be considered as "Verbal Rape" due to the events that took place afterwards. As of every 6pm EST to 7pm EST all jokes are valid no matter how dark they are. The caliber of jokes that were said as of October 2nd, 2018 were astonishing, and irreparable damage has been done to the subject, Codename Z.A.K.K.U

This session of Banter Hours was one we could never forget stan.

by IssaMysteryy November 18, 2018

Buss'Down Hours

A particular time period between 12AM-3AM EST in which every member in the "Dom kinda cute no cap" PS4 Party must compete against one another for who's the ultimate Bussit Warrior

Watch your back. Buss'Down Hours is incoming and I aint going easy

by IssaMysteryy June 02, 2021

The Sock Sorcerer

Randomly having socks appear in your pockets, You try to remember how it got there, until you remember having your socks snatched by a gay dude, so you sneek in his house suck his toes in retaliation

Richard is a certified to be The Sock Sorcerer, so much in fact he moaned like hisoka when suckin on abduls toes

by IssaMysteryy January 20, 2020

Decepticron

A vigorous virus that comes from the delta varient, side affects include

-Your dick little
-Your balls shrink
-Hairline fucked up
-Lightskin
-Cardiac Arrest
-Kidney Failure
-Herpes
-Lack of Bitches

Decepticron is a illness that is assured a painful death

by IssaMysteryy January 16, 2022