18 definitions by IsraelHands09
by IsraelHands09 August 12, 2013
Mokuhl Sylvustha Gahdenziuh Stuhlorn; famoos actner, directah, fimmaker an shit. He muh rehne mooha bawonuh mewa moo meh. Mos renun for his rowe ehmana movies Rommy Barboa an Juhn Rambo
Did you see the movie "The Expendables?" It had Sylvester Stallone in it!
God, I can barely understand Sylvester Stallone when he talks, it's like trying to hear a New Yorker talk with an uncooked potato shoved in his massive mouth.
Interviewer: "So Mr. Stallone, what do you like doing in your free time?"
Sylvester: "Wehl, when ah roowy wink amun it, I foon marself moha junoso munuh, mespooshally quantum biomechanics".
God, I can barely understand Sylvester Stallone when he talks, it's like trying to hear a New Yorker talk with an uncooked potato shoved in his massive mouth.
Interviewer: "So Mr. Stallone, what do you like doing in your free time?"
Sylvester: "Wehl, when ah roowy wink amun it, I foon marself moha junoso munuh, mespooshally quantum biomechanics".
by IsraelHands09 September 10, 2011
This occurs when an individual is in the kitchen or somewhere away from their Television and they hear a voice on the TV that sounds distinctly similar to that of Daniel Tosh, the host of the funny-as-hell video clip show Tosh.o. Thus, out of sheer instinct, the individual will run to his/her television in dissapointment to find that it is just some guy on 50 Star Stand-Up Weekend.
Man, last night I've been having mad Toshallucinations like every ten minutes. I was barely able to get any fucking sleep!
by IsraelHands09 July 3, 2010
Programs that are suggested, and in some cases, falsey recommended during installation of other software. Installation of suggestware can often go unnoticed if the end-user fails to untick the parade of "Yes, I would like..." checkboxes. See bloatware
Thank you for choosing Adobe Flash Player 11! Click next to continue installation.
*Next*
Please verify location you want to install on your hard drive.
*Next*
Adobe highly recommends Google Toolbar, would you like to install? Y/N
*No*
Please read the above EULA, and click I Agree, then click Install to begin installation.
*Agree & Install*
Before installation starts, please agree to the following programs Adobe suggests for you:
Bing Toolbar
Yahoo Toolbar
Google Toolbar
Google Earth
RealD Player
iTunes
Internet Explorer 9
End-User - "Jesus Christ... No, no, no, no, no, no and no"
*Install*
Installation complete, now opening a web page to our website to annoy you even further. Would you like to take a quick survery?
End-User - "No goddamnit!"
*Clicks Close*
Message - Are you sure you want to close this webpage?
"Leave Page, but install Vlingo"
"Stay on Page"
End-User - "Dude. OMFG."
*Ignores message and restarts computer, then opens Internet Explorer*
End-User - "Why the fuck is my homepage set to Bing?"
Adobe Update has successfully updated Flash, and installed:
Netflix
Vlingo
Message - FREE Toolbar offer from Microsoft
End-User - "GOD DAMN SUGGESTWARE, DIEEEE!!!!"
*Throws computer out window*
*Next*
Please verify location you want to install on your hard drive.
*Next*
Adobe highly recommends Google Toolbar, would you like to install? Y/N
*No*
Please read the above EULA, and click I Agree, then click Install to begin installation.
*Agree & Install*
Before installation starts, please agree to the following programs Adobe suggests for you:
Bing Toolbar
Yahoo Toolbar
Google Toolbar
Google Earth
RealD Player
iTunes
Internet Explorer 9
End-User - "Jesus Christ... No, no, no, no, no, no and no"
*Install*
Installation complete, now opening a web page to our website to annoy you even further. Would you like to take a quick survery?
End-User - "No goddamnit!"
*Clicks Close*
Message - Are you sure you want to close this webpage?
"Leave Page, but install Vlingo"
"Stay on Page"
End-User - "Dude. OMFG."
*Ignores message and restarts computer, then opens Internet Explorer*
End-User - "Why the fuck is my homepage set to Bing?"
Adobe Update has successfully updated Flash, and installed:
Netflix
Vlingo
Message - FREE Toolbar offer from Microsoft
End-User - "GOD DAMN SUGGESTWARE, DIEEEE!!!!"
*Throws computer out window*
by IsraelHands09 November 11, 2011
The act of going through Costco or mall food courts and sampling from every poor sod having to stand there with free samples of food.
James and Robert didn't feel like paying for a meal, so they snuck into Costco and went sample surfing.
by IsraelHands09 November 12, 2015
Short for "Processor" which is essentially the brain of any computing device. Two major processor developers are AMD and Intel.
My stupid ass motherboard died today, so I got to get a new motherboard, which will also require me to purchase another prossy.
by IsraelHands09 November 9, 2010
You: "Hey, wait here, I'mma go take a dump."
Friend: "Alright."
*5 minutes later*
Friend: "Dude..I was playing guitar with your amp and I noticed a parasitic capacitance between the output and the input, causing parasitic oscillation. So I really quickly soldered them a little further from eachother, so it shouldn't have any feedback anymore."
You: "Oh...uhhh... thanks?"
Friend: "Hey, I'm an engineer. It's what I do."
Friend: "Alright."
*5 minutes later*
Friend: "Dude..I was playing guitar with your amp and I noticed a parasitic capacitance between the output and the input, causing parasitic oscillation. So I really quickly soldered them a little further from eachother, so it shouldn't have any feedback anymore."
You: "Oh...uhhh... thanks?"
Friend: "Hey, I'm an engineer. It's what I do."
by IsraelHands09 September 16, 2010