A division of Google, and nothing else but a bunch of thieves. They offer to advertise on your site, and give you a share of mulah, letting your money build up. Then at the apex of your financial glory, they disable your account and "refund your money to the affected advertisers." AKA, you get jewed. Typically, they send you an e-mail with a bullshit reason saying your account is generating a risk of invalid activity, which may "financially hurt" advertisers (as though it will even scratch their surfaces). Google even has the nerve to say "thank you for your patience and understanding". Users are typically offered appeal forms, however, at the risk of not getting reinstated (or reinstated, then cancelled again) it isn't usually worth it.
Some people who have been shut down by AdSense have lost upwards of $3,000. Don't believe me? Then Google NCC Archives 219 and see what these happy people had to say.
by IsraelHands09 December 01, 2011
Acronym for "What The Fuck, Urban Dictionary?" Describes the question many find themselves asking when they see a UD: Word Of The Day that is utterly humorless and boring, and you proceed to wonder why they rejected some of your best chuckle-inducing past submissions to the complete piece of shit you just wasted precious eye energy reading.
"Ohhh, look a new word of the day!"
Word: TRDMC - Tears Running Down My Cheek acronym. Used when something so funny is messaged to you, that you are in tears from laughing so hard.
"...WTFUD? How is that shit even funny? My definition I posted the other day would've been so much better."
Word: TRDMC - Tears Running Down My Cheek acronym. Used when something so funny is messaged to you, that you are in tears from laughing so hard.
"...WTFUD? How is that shit even funny? My definition I posted the other day would've been so much better."
by IsraelHands09 September 09, 2011
Short for "Processor" which is essentially the brain of any computing device. Two major processor developers are AMD and Intel.
My stupid ass motherboard died today, so I got to get a new motherboard, which will also require me to purchase another prossy.
by IsraelHands09 November 09, 2010
You: "Hey, wait here, I'mma go take a dump."
Friend: "Alright."
*5 minutes later*
Friend: "Dude..I was playing guitar with your amp and I noticed a parasitic capacitance between the output and the input, causing parasitic oscillation. So I really quickly soldered them a little further from eachother, so it shouldn't have any feedback anymore."
You: "Oh...uhhh... thanks?"
Friend: "Hey, I'm an engineer. It's what I do."
Friend: "Alright."
*5 minutes later*
Friend: "Dude..I was playing guitar with your amp and I noticed a parasitic capacitance between the output and the input, causing parasitic oscillation. So I really quickly soldered them a little further from eachother, so it shouldn't have any feedback anymore."
You: "Oh...uhhh... thanks?"
Friend: "Hey, I'm an engineer. It's what I do."
by IsraelHands09 September 16, 2010
This happens when an individual is eating at a buffet, and hordes of people from (but not limited to) church, school, community groups/organizations, events, etc. arrive via charter bus, forcing others to get out of their seats and stock up on as much food items as they can carry, before the rest is lost to the eternal multitude of hungry, rude, and moody crowds pushing and shoving their way to culinary salvation.
Mother: "Hey kiddo! How was CiCi's with Garry?"
Son: "Ehhh... it sucked ass honestly...buffet raid plundered through the food, so Garry and I hardly got to eat anything. We tried to get up and stock on food, but people started trying to take our seats, so we just left."
Son: "Ehhh... it sucked ass honestly...buffet raid plundered through the food, so Garry and I hardly got to eat anything. We tried to get up and stock on food, but people started trying to take our seats, so we just left."
by IsraelHands09 May 12, 2011
The one unwanted unworn pear of crusty jizz soaked feet-warmers found on the floor next to your computer's chassis. Used generally for emergency fap purposes when the girl's at work or too tired, or when you're single.
by IsraelHands09 January 26, 2011
Programs that are suggested, and in some cases, falsey recommended during installation of other software. Installation of suggestware can often go unnoticed if the end-user fails to untick the parade of "Yes, I would like..." checkboxes. See bloatware
Thank you for choosing Adobe Flash Player 11! Click next to continue installation.
*Next*
Please verify location you want to install on your hard drive.
*Next*
Adobe highly recommends Google Toolbar, would you like to install? Y/N
*No*
Please read the above EULA, and click I Agree, then click Install to begin installation.
*Agree & Install*
Before installation starts, please agree to the following programs Adobe suggests for you:
Bing Toolbar
Yahoo Toolbar
Google Toolbar
Google Earth
RealD Player
iTunes
Internet Explorer 9
End-User - "Jesus Christ... No, no, no, no, no, no and no"
*Install*
Installation complete, now opening a web page to our website to annoy you even further. Would you like to take a quick survery?
End-User - "No goddamnit!"
*Clicks Close*
Message - Are you sure you want to close this webpage?
"Leave Page, but install Vlingo"
"Stay on Page"
End-User - "Dude. OMFG."
*Ignores message and restarts computer, then opens Internet Explorer*
End-User - "Why the fuck is my homepage set to Bing?"
Adobe Update has successfully updated Flash, and installed:
Netflix
Vlingo
Message - FREE Toolbar offer from Microsoft
End-User - "GOD DAMN SUGGESTWARE, DIEEEE!!!!"
*Throws computer out window*
*Next*
Please verify location you want to install on your hard drive.
*Next*
Adobe highly recommends Google Toolbar, would you like to install? Y/N
*No*
Please read the above EULA, and click I Agree, then click Install to begin installation.
*Agree & Install*
Before installation starts, please agree to the following programs Adobe suggests for you:
Bing Toolbar
Yahoo Toolbar
Google Toolbar
Google Earth
RealD Player
iTunes
Internet Explorer 9
End-User - "Jesus Christ... No, no, no, no, no, no and no"
*Install*
Installation complete, now opening a web page to our website to annoy you even further. Would you like to take a quick survery?
End-User - "No goddamnit!"
*Clicks Close*
Message - Are you sure you want to close this webpage?
"Leave Page, but install Vlingo"
"Stay on Page"
End-User - "Dude. OMFG."
*Ignores message and restarts computer, then opens Internet Explorer*
End-User - "Why the fuck is my homepage set to Bing?"
Adobe Update has successfully updated Flash, and installed:
Netflix
Vlingo
Message - FREE Toolbar offer from Microsoft
End-User - "GOD DAMN SUGGESTWARE, DIEEEE!!!!"
*Throws computer out window*
by IsraelHands09 November 11, 2011