Irritatus Maximus's definitions

cunt sludge

A mucus-like substance that forms on the outer vaginal lips, usually as a result of sustained coital activity. Presents itself in various colors, from white to muddy brown. Occurs as a result of the sexual lubricants coagulating due to friction and the drying effect of exposure to the air.

More commonly referred to as fanny batter.

Darling, would you mind terribly if I wipe away the cunt sludge before performing cunnilingus?

or

Jeez, my cock is covered in your cunt sludge!

by Irritatus Maximus October 1, 2007

cunt breath

The odour of one's breath having previously dined on bearded clam or split beaver.

Open the window dude - you got minging cunt breath.

by Irritatus Maximus October 2, 2007

spit the fat

To produce man milk or throat yogurt from the fuckstick.

I am so gonna spit the fat in your face when we get home!

by Irritatus Maximus October 2, 2007

pink piston

The teat that dispenses man milk, i.e. the male reproductive organ otherwise known as the fuckstick.

I jack-hammered her with the pink piston last night

by Irritatus Maximus October 2, 2007

spunkstick

The producer of man sap; the pink piston; the location of a man's second brain, or simply wood.

The more generously endowed may prefer to call it the spunk trunk.

Babe, check out how swollen and purple my spunkstick is!!

by Irritatus Maximus October 20, 2007

spunk trunk

A larger and more impressive version of the spunkstick.

She nearly passed out when I pulled out the spunk trunk!

by Irritatus Maximus October 20, 2007

tonsil tonic

A nourishing balm sourced from the spunkstick. Reputed to have many health-enhancing properties when administered orally.

I delivered a dose of tonsil tonic and her sore throat cleared up immediately.

by Irritatus Maximus December 25, 2007