Irritatus Maximus's definitions

fuck fluid

Sex syrup, love lotion or fuck muck. The lubricants and reproductive juices produced during copulation.

By the light of the full moon, our fuck fluids glistened on our genitals.

by Irritatus Maximus January 2, 2008

fuck muck

The mixture of lubricants and secretions generated by the genitals as a result of coitus. AKA sex syrup.

We lay, exhausted but deeply satisfied, in a pool of our own fuck muck.

by Irritatus Maximus December 25, 2007

cunt sludge

A mucus-like substance that forms on the outer vaginal lips, usually as a result of sustained coital activity. Presents itself in various colors, from white to muddy brown. Occurs as a result of the sexual lubricants coagulating due to friction and the drying effect of exposure to the air.

More commonly referred to as fanny batter.

Darling, would you mind terribly if I wipe away the cunt sludge before performing cunnilingus?

or

Jeez, my cock is covered in your cunt sludge!

by Irritatus Maximus October 1, 2007

spit the fat

To produce man milk or throat yogurt from the fuckstick.

I am so gonna spit the fat in your face when we get home!

by Irritatus Maximus October 2, 2007

tonsil tonic

A nourishing balm sourced from the spunkstick. Reputed to have many health-enhancing properties when administered orally.

I delivered a dose of tonsil tonic and her sore throat cleared up immediately.

by Irritatus Maximus December 25, 2007

spunk trunk

A larger and more impressive version of the spunkstick.

She nearly passed out when I pulled out the spunk trunk!

by Irritatus Maximus October 20, 2007

cunt breath

The odour of one's breath having previously dined on bearded clam or split beaver.

Open the window dude - you got minging cunt breath.

by Irritatus Maximus October 2, 2007