sex syrup

A lady's love lotion or a man's knob nectar, or a cocktail of the two also known as fuck muck; the sticky secretions produced by the genitals while in the throes of orgasmic spasm.

Babe the sheets are dripping with our sex syrup!

by Irritatus Maximus November 23, 2007

tonsil tonic

A nourishing balm sourced from the spunkstick. Reputed to have many health-enhancing properties when administered orally.

I delivered a dose of tonsil tonic and her sore throat cleared up immediately.

by Irritatus Maximus November 23, 2007

spit the fat

To produce man milk or throat yogurt from the fuckstick.

I am so gonna spit the fat in your face when we get home!

by Irritatus Maximus September 19, 2007

spunkstick

The producer of man sap; the pink piston; the location of a man's second brain, or simply wood.

The more generously endowed may prefer to call it the spunk trunk.

Babe, check out how swollen and purple my spunkstick is!!

by Irritatus Maximus October 04, 2007

cunt breath

The odour of one's breath having previously dined on bearded clam or split beaver.

Open the window dude - you got minging cunt breath.

by Irritatus Maximus September 19, 2007

love lotion

The sex syrup produced by the genitals of either a man or a woman during sexual arousal and/or while climaxing.

I was so turned on that I spattered her face with my love lotion the moment she pulled out my spunkstick.

by Irritatus Maximus November 23, 2007

pink piston

The teat that dispenses man milk, i.e. the male reproductive organ otherwise known as the fuckstick.

I jack-hammered her with the pink piston last night

by Irritatus Maximus September 20, 2007