12 definitions by Irritatus Maximus
by Irritatus Maximus September 19, 2007
A lady's love lotion or a man's knob nectar, or a cocktail of the two also known as fuck muck; the sticky secretions produced by the genitals while in the throes of orgasmic spasm.
by Irritatus Maximus November 23, 2007
A nourishing balm sourced from the spunkstick. Reputed to have many health-enhancing properties when administered orally.
by Irritatus Maximus November 23, 2007
The producer of man sap; the pink piston; the location of a man's second brain, or simply wood.
The more generously endowed may prefer to call it the spunk trunk.
The more generously endowed may prefer to call it the spunk trunk.
by Irritatus Maximus October 4, 2007
The teat that dispenses man milk, i.e. the male reproductive organ otherwise known as the fuckstick.
by Irritatus Maximus September 20, 2007
by Irritatus Maximus October 4, 2007
The mixture of lubricants and secretions generated by the genitals as a result of coitus. AKA sex syrup.
by Irritatus Maximus November 23, 2007