My idea of a good singer. Well, I doubt she can really sing, but I like her music. I'm not going to lie, she is a pretty big slut who likes the most disgusting guys. She has a very... different style of music, like Take It Off, and Disgusting. A really big hit of hers was Tik Tok. She is blonde, likes glitter. And gold. Pretty damn hot. Has worked with 3OH!3 twice, they featured in each others songs, Blah blah blah and My first kiss.
Ke$ha lyrics:
Don't stop, make it pop, DJ blow my speakers up. Tonight, imma fight, till we see the sunlight. Tik tok, on the clock, but the party don't stop no, oh oh ah oh. Oh oh ah oh.
- Tik Tok
Stop talk talk talk talkin that blah, blah, blah. Think you'll be getting this not, not, not, not in the back of my car, ar, ar. If you keep talkin that blah, blah, blah.
-Blah blah blah
It's disgusting, how I love you. I can't take it, I could kill you. Cuz your messin up my name, gotta walk my talk my fame, but I just wanna touch your face. It's disgusting.
- Disgusting
Because your love, your love, your love, is my drug. Your love, your love, your love. I said your love, your love, your love is my drug, your love, your love, your love.
-Your love is my drug
Don't stop, make it pop, DJ blow my speakers up. Tonight, imma fight, till we see the sunlight. Tik tok, on the clock, but the party don't stop no, oh oh ah oh. Oh oh ah oh.
- Tik Tok
Stop talk talk talk talkin that blah, blah, blah. Think you'll be getting this not, not, not, not in the back of my car, ar, ar. If you keep talkin that blah, blah, blah.
-Blah blah blah
It's disgusting, how I love you. I can't take it, I could kill you. Cuz your messin up my name, gotta walk my talk my fame, but I just wanna touch your face. It's disgusting.
- Disgusting
Because your love, your love, your love, is my drug. Your love, your love, your love. I said your love, your love, your love is my drug, your love, your love, your love.
-Your love is my drug
by invader Jenna August 30, 2010
Get the Ke$ha mug.I guess people don't like her because they can't get over old people music. Get over it. I know, her music is repetitive. You don't have to make a huge deal out of it. I know, all her music has computerized sounds and no actual instruments. GET OVER IT. You don't always need real instruments to make music. And stop calling her a slut, I said this once I'll say it again: Guys sing about sex ALL THE TIME. I don't see you criticizing them. And she isn't a hermaphrodite. Her costumes are so tight you can't FIT anything in it. And don't tell me she had it removed, what person would cut off their penis? "Oh yeah, peeing is overrated, I don't need this silly old thing anymore." Get a life! The whole "satanic" thing was just plain RETARDED. "She has a lightning bolt on her face!". Yeah, I know. It was a reference to David Bowie. Go on Google right now and type in David Bowie Lightning and you will see it. "She had a checker board pattern in her paparazzi music video". It's a freaking pattern! Alice in wonderland has that pattern all over it, you don't see people calling Alice in Wonderland satanic!
Lady GaGa lyrics:
Let's play a love game, play a love game do you want love or you want fame are you in that game. Doin' the love game.
-Love Game
I want your love and I want your revenge, you and me could write a bad romance. I want your love and all your love has revenge you and me could write a bad romance.
-Bad Romance
The fame, beautiful, the fame, cuz we want to live the live of the rich and famous. Fame, beautiful, the fame, cuz we have a taste for champagne and endless fortune.
-The Fame
Just dance, gonna be OK. Da da doo doo, just dance, spin that record babe. Da da doo doo, just dance, gonna be OK. Da da da dance, dance, dance, just ju ju just dance.
-Just Dance
And eh, there's nothing else I can say. Eh, eh. There's nothing else I can say. Eh, eh. I wish you'd never looked at me that way, eh, eh. There's nothing else I can say.
-Eh eh(nothing else I can say)
Stop calling, stop calling, I don't wanna think anymore. I left my head and my heart on the dance floor. Stop calling, stop calling I don't wanna talk anymore, I left my head and my heart on the dance floor. Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh stop telephoning me e e e e e e e.
-Telephone
Let's play a love game, play a love game do you want love or you want fame are you in that game. Doin' the love game.
-Love Game
I want your love and I want your revenge, you and me could write a bad romance. I want your love and all your love has revenge you and me could write a bad romance.
-Bad Romance
The fame, beautiful, the fame, cuz we want to live the live of the rich and famous. Fame, beautiful, the fame, cuz we have a taste for champagne and endless fortune.
-The Fame
Just dance, gonna be OK. Da da doo doo, just dance, spin that record babe. Da da doo doo, just dance, gonna be OK. Da da da dance, dance, dance, just ju ju just dance.
-Just Dance
And eh, there's nothing else I can say. Eh, eh. There's nothing else I can say. Eh, eh. I wish you'd never looked at me that way, eh, eh. There's nothing else I can say.
-Eh eh(nothing else I can say)
Stop calling, stop calling, I don't wanna think anymore. I left my head and my heart on the dance floor. Stop calling, stop calling I don't wanna talk anymore, I left my head and my heart on the dance floor. Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh stop telephoning me e e e e e e e.
-Telephone
by Invader Jenna November 15, 2010
Get the Lady GaGa mug.Crap in the shape of a book. Too easy to make fun of. Stupid. It also tricks the minds of little girls everywhere. (although I'm 13 and I hate Twilight)
Basically a rip off of Romeo and Juliet. Things that don't make sense:
What happens when Bella gets her period?
Nobody falls in love that fast. At Bella's age she doesn't even know the meaning of the word.
Meyer was too afraid to kill anyone. There are BATTLES yet everyone stays in complete health.
Edward and Bella's relationship is purely based on looks.
Fangs never come up in a VAMPIRE book.
Basically a rip off of Romeo and Juliet. Things that don't make sense:
What happens when Bella gets her period?
Nobody falls in love that fast. At Bella's age she doesn't even know the meaning of the word.
Meyer was too afraid to kill anyone. There are BATTLES yet everyone stays in complete health.
Edward and Bella's relationship is purely based on looks.
Fangs never come up in a VAMPIRE book.
Twilight infects the minds of teenaged girls. Here are some real quotes from a Twilight fanatic on YouTube:
edwar cullin iz lyke wae betta den this! edward cullin iz lyke reel nd stefanie mayers iz lyke wae betta wryter!
twilight iz lyke way betta doe! harrie potter is lyke only 2 books and twlight is 4 books ,,,,, stefanie mayers is wae betta den jk rowlin!
datz iz lyke wat i wood doe if edwar cullin ded 2 me becuz hes reel nd heel cum 2 me!
Sad, right? She can't even spell...
edwar cullin iz lyke wae betta den this! edward cullin iz lyke reel nd stefanie mayers iz lyke wae betta wryter!
twilight iz lyke way betta doe! harrie potter is lyke only 2 books and twlight is 4 books ,,,,, stefanie mayers is wae betta den jk rowlin!
datz iz lyke wat i wood doe if edwar cullin ded 2 me becuz hes reel nd heel cum 2 me!
Sad, right? She can't even spell...
by invader Jenna September 03, 2010
Get the Twilight mug.The COOLEST vampire to ever exist. Was originally from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, but hot his own spin off called Angel. First, let me get something strait. Angel DOES have a sense of humor. Angel used to be a killing machine, but due to a curse he got his soul back. Sadly he has to live in misery, one moment of true happiness and he gets his soul back turning him into a ravenous murderer again. In Buffy, he was her boyfriend but had to leave later in the show. In Angel, Angel was basically looking for redemption by helping other people from vampires and demons with the help of Doyle(before he died) and Cordelia.
Cordelia: So, are you still all... grrr...
Angel: Well there really isn't a cure for it.
Doyle: Let me tell you a little bedtime story.
Angel: But I don't feel sleepy.
Doyle: Once upon a time, there was a vampire. And he was the meanest vampire in all the land. I mean, other vampires were afraid of him he was such a bastard. Then, one day, he gets his soul back and suddenly he's mad with guilt.
Angel: I was wrong. Now I'm feeling sleepy.
Angel: I know you guys have been working hard. I mean, you've been cooped up inside a lot. And to show my appreciation, I was thinking, the night being... you know... young and all, that the three of us could, well... should... you know... maybe, go out... ... you know... ... ... for fun.
Cordelia: Or we can go home.
Doyle: And you can sit in the dark alone.
Angel: God yes. Thank you.
Angel: Well there really isn't a cure for it.
Doyle: Let me tell you a little bedtime story.
Angel: But I don't feel sleepy.
Doyle: Once upon a time, there was a vampire. And he was the meanest vampire in all the land. I mean, other vampires were afraid of him he was such a bastard. Then, one day, he gets his soul back and suddenly he's mad with guilt.
Angel: I was wrong. Now I'm feeling sleepy.
Angel: I know you guys have been working hard. I mean, you've been cooped up inside a lot. And to show my appreciation, I was thinking, the night being... you know... young and all, that the three of us could, well... should... you know... maybe, go out... ... you know... ... ... for fun.
Cordelia: Or we can go home.
Doyle: And you can sit in the dark alone.
Angel: God yes. Thank you.
by Invader Jenna October 31, 2010
Get the Angel mug.A very funny movie based on the 20 page children's book, even though it's nothing like it. Flint is a very... strange... guy around 17 I'm guessing who is thoroughly hated. He lives on a very small island hidden under the A in Atlantic Ocean on the map. He has all kinds of weirdo inventions that just cause destruction. He has a monkey named Steve who has a Monkey Thought Translator so we know what he's thinking. One day Flint invents a machine,FLDSMDFR, that turns water into food, which is a good thing because all his town has to eat are sardines. Accidentally, the FLDSMDFR ends up in the sky where it sucks up the rain from the clouds and turns it into food. Everything was great until the mayor became obsessed (and really super fat) and kept ordering too much food from the FLDSMDFR. The food got bigger and bigger. It became a big threat to the island. Flint, Sam, Brent, and Manny stop the machine and everything is OK. To stop the FLDSMDFR, Flint had to stay behind to spray the opening with Spray-On Shoes, and it explodes. Flint is carried down by the Ratbirds in a very cliche way, with half his hair burnt off.
Flint's inventions:
Ratbirds (eat citizens)
Flying Car (it had no wings)
Hair Unbalder(grows hair everywhere)
Remote Controlled T.V. (walks and destroys things)
Spray-On Shoes (don't come off)
Funny quotes from Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs:
Earl Devereaux: You see this contact lens?
Flint Lockwood: Yeah?
Earl Devereaux: This contact lens represents you! And my eye represents my eye!
Puts on contact lens
Earl Devereaux: I've got my *eye* on you!
Flint Lockwood: after realizing Spray-On Shoes don't come off I wanted to run away, but you can't run away from your own feet.
Sam Sparks: Can you keep a secret?
Flint Lockwood: No.
awkward pause
Flint Lockwood: But this time, sure. Yeah.
Sam Sparks: sighs Ok. It was a really long time ago but... I, too. was... a *nerd!*
Flint Lockwood: blankly Too?
Ratbirds (eat citizens)
Flying Car (it had no wings)
Hair Unbalder(grows hair everywhere)
Remote Controlled T.V. (walks and destroys things)
Spray-On Shoes (don't come off)
Funny quotes from Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs:
Earl Devereaux: You see this contact lens?
Flint Lockwood: Yeah?
Earl Devereaux: This contact lens represents you! And my eye represents my eye!
Puts on contact lens
Earl Devereaux: I've got my *eye* on you!
Flint Lockwood: after realizing Spray-On Shoes don't come off I wanted to run away, but you can't run away from your own feet.
Sam Sparks: Can you keep a secret?
Flint Lockwood: No.
awkward pause
Flint Lockwood: But this time, sure. Yeah.
Sam Sparks: sighs Ok. It was a really long time ago but... I, too. was... a *nerd!*
Flint Lockwood: blankly Too?
by invader Jenna September 03, 2010
Get the Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs mug.Obviously, nobody knows crap about her. SHE'S NOT A POSER. She never said she was punk, she never related anything to being punk, it was her stupid poser fans that started that whole punk thing. Actually, there is a video on YouTube of her saying she doesn't think her music is punk. Second: her lyrics. a lot of people say she has no talent because she can't rhyme. "She wants to go home, but nobody's home." IT WASN'T ALL HER. She wrote that song with Evanescence. And if all you can see is the word home, then you need to open your freaking eyes because that is an extremely emotional song. A lot of jerkwads also think she is a slut, skank, or whore. Again, open your freaking eyes. For one, you haters are only looking for reasons to hate her. All male singers ever write about is sex, and you're not calling them sluts. Why should it be different for girls? Avril doesn't even write her songs about sex. " Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your girlfriend". "Oh, oh, oh, would you, cry y y, if I let you go.". Oh yes, that's so slutty. And shut up about the whole "new Avril, old Avril" thing. She is still Avril, times change people change. So far she has three albums, Let Go, Under My Skin, and The Best Damn Thing. After her divorce she came out with The Best Damn Thing.
Avril Lavigne lyrics:
Well I'm on my own, would you leave me alone. Before I lose my mind, because you lied, and so did I
- Let Go
It's a damn cold night. Trying to figure out this life. Won't you, take me by the hand take me somewhere new. I don't know who you are but I, I'm with you.
- I'm with you
She wants to go home, but nobody's home. That's where she lies, broken inside. With no place to go, no place to go. To dry her eyes, broken inside.
- Nobody's home.
Why should I care? Cuz you weren't there when I was scared, I was so alone. You, you need to listen. I'm starting to trip, I'm losing my grip and I'm in this thing alone.
-Losing grip
He was a skater boy, she said see you later boy, he wasn't good enough for her. She had a pretty face, but her head was up in space, she needed to come back down to Earth.
-Sk8r Boi
You were everything, everything that I wanted. We were meant to be, supposed to be but we lost it. How does a memory so close to me just fade away? All this time you were pretending, so much for my happy ending.
-My happy ending
This innocence is brilliant, I hope that it will stay. This moment is perfect, please don't go away. I need you now. And I'll hold on to it, don't you let it pass you by.
-Innocence
Well I'm on my own, would you leave me alone. Before I lose my mind, because you lied, and so did I
- Let Go
It's a damn cold night. Trying to figure out this life. Won't you, take me by the hand take me somewhere new. I don't know who you are but I, I'm with you.
- I'm with you
She wants to go home, but nobody's home. That's where she lies, broken inside. With no place to go, no place to go. To dry her eyes, broken inside.
- Nobody's home.
Why should I care? Cuz you weren't there when I was scared, I was so alone. You, you need to listen. I'm starting to trip, I'm losing my grip and I'm in this thing alone.
-Losing grip
He was a skater boy, she said see you later boy, he wasn't good enough for her. She had a pretty face, but her head was up in space, she needed to come back down to Earth.
-Sk8r Boi
You were everything, everything that I wanted. We were meant to be, supposed to be but we lost it. How does a memory so close to me just fade away? All this time you were pretending, so much for my happy ending.
-My happy ending
This innocence is brilliant, I hope that it will stay. This moment is perfect, please don't go away. I need you now. And I'll hold on to it, don't you let it pass you by.
-Innocence
by Invader Jenna November 15, 2010
Get the Avril Lavigne mug.The best alien ever. Zim is green with red eyes and antenna. He is from the planet Irk, who are trying to take over the universe with operation Impending Doom 2. Zim messed up Impending Doom 1 by attacking his own planet. He was banished to FoodCourtia, a planet that was turned into a food court. Zim found out about the assigning, he went to Irk to be given a planet. To get rid of him, the Almighty Tallest sent him to a random planet. When Zim found Earth, he thought that was the mystery planet. The Almighty Tallest didn't want to waste a robot on him, so they made a robot out of scrap parts. It actually worked and was named GIR. Zim is not stupid or absent minded, he just has trouble keeping his priorities straight. He to focuses on the little things. Because Zim is short, he disguised himself as a kid and went to Skool. The only one who knows and cares that Zim is an alien is Dib, who is obsessed with the paranormal. When Zim is around the city, he disguises himself as a hobo. When someone proves him wrong, he yells YOUR LYING! or LIES! He can't eat Earth food either. Beans make his head expand, meat and BBQ sauce burns, and water burns. In the episode Zim Eats Waffles, he could eat the waffles GIR made because they were made with Irken ingredients, it just wasn't said on the show. Zim also tends to randomly say I'M NORMAL! or I LOVE EARTH! at the end of some sentences.
But, invader's blood marches through my veins! Like giant radioactive rubber pants! The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!
full of goo. Mission goo!
No. You lie! You LIE!!!
Yes. Oh, I will bring my parents. And they shall be the greatest, most parental parent ever!
Wait a minute... I'm blind!
My squeedily spooch!
Why am I so amazing?
This rain... is it poisonous?
You! Obey the fist!
The Earth is safe! I did it, GIR! Now let's go destroy it!
GIR, what are you doing?! Put me down, GIR! Ah! Stop! Ow! My organ!
Great jumpin' chili bean!
More piggies, GIR! I demand more piggies!
MY BUSINESS IS DONE.
But I chose this particular wormhole especially for the occasion. You see, at the end of this wormhole lies... a ROOM... with a MOOSE!
I knew it! Earth babies come from space!
Good question…but I don't care!
As soon as my skeleton stops being broken, I'm going to destroy you, Dib.
I love Earth!
Who did this? Who threw this pork-cow at me?
I AM ZIM!
YOUR AFTER MY ROBOT BEE!
The Earth is mine to devastate! And I already promised the moon to GIR.
AAHH! The hideous mutant squid has escaped again and has created an army of cyborg zombie soldiers to do its evil bidding!
The Dib! The Dib! I don't care how delicious he is, he's evil!
full of goo. Mission goo!
No. You lie! You LIE!!!
Yes. Oh, I will bring my parents. And they shall be the greatest, most parental parent ever!
Wait a minute... I'm blind!
My squeedily spooch!
Why am I so amazing?
This rain... is it poisonous?
You! Obey the fist!
The Earth is safe! I did it, GIR! Now let's go destroy it!
GIR, what are you doing?! Put me down, GIR! Ah! Stop! Ow! My organ!
Great jumpin' chili bean!
More piggies, GIR! I demand more piggies!
MY BUSINESS IS DONE.
But I chose this particular wormhole especially for the occasion. You see, at the end of this wormhole lies... a ROOM... with a MOOSE!
I knew it! Earth babies come from space!
Good question…but I don't care!
As soon as my skeleton stops being broken, I'm going to destroy you, Dib.
I love Earth!
Who did this? Who threw this pork-cow at me?
I AM ZIM!
YOUR AFTER MY ROBOT BEE!
The Earth is mine to devastate! And I already promised the moon to GIR.
AAHH! The hideous mutant squid has escaped again and has created an army of cyborg zombie soldiers to do its evil bidding!
The Dib! The Dib! I don't care how delicious he is, he's evil!
by invader Jenna August 30, 2010
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