Intune2U's definitions

Digifrost

Any programmable device or equipment that undergoes a sudden halt during the processing of information. A pause in routine analysis. Redundant looping. To hesitate in carrying out a command.

My vacuum bot must be experiencing digifrost, it keeps stopping briefly while cleaning my carpet.

by Intune2U November 25, 2011

Nanopaste

A clear, subatomic, self-replicating paste engineered to treat cellphone screens, with the resulting effect of preventing finger-prints. Molecular regenerating machines that clean up waste. Permanent cleaning solution for cellphone screens.

Wow!!, I have to call my cellphone company because they didn't pack the nanopaste with the device. I'm not gonna use this phone til it arrives either, can't stand finger-prints on my screen.

by Intune2U November 25, 2011

Polytician

The political figure who makes promises during pre and post elections, but never follows through. An artificial public person. A bringer of high hopes and low results. Mass public Houdini of politics.

We again, have made the terrible mistake of electing a polytician to lead our nation.

by Intune2U November 25, 2011

Coldsauce

1.) A thick, creamy, dairy product that is poured into a container, covered, then refrigerated to make homemade icecream within an hour.

2.) Opposite of hotsauce. A liquid drink ingested as a remedy to sooth the burning effects of extremely spicy foods.

Woman : Now that they've come out with coldsauce, I no longer have to purchase icecream from the store, nor use those machines to make it.

Man : I can't participate in the habarnero pepper eating contest if I don't have my coldsauce as a backup.

by Intune2U November 25, 2011

Crap App

A deceptive software program that looks useful, but designed to under-perform. An application lacking in usefulness or effective execution. Programmable digital facade, appealing to the eye and interesting in it's description, yet having no substance for the user.

He paid a hefty amount of money for a piece of software to help organize his business, but all he ended up with was a crap app.

by InTune2U November 24, 2011

Holosapien

A very distant descendant of a human being that has undergone the evolutionary process of merging with technology. Formally homosapien or human being. An entity that possesses a high sense of awareness, along with abilities that far exceeds those capable by any human being. God-like in comparison to humans. Interacts with it's environments on several dimensions, particularly beyond the 3rd.

On average, Holosapiens have begun to terraform planets at the rate of one per month.

by InTune2U November 24, 2011

Spacien

Any intelligent being, formally a citizen of his or her home planet, now dwelling in artificially constructed living quarters above space. A being that is born or lives in space for the duration of their life span.

Astronomers have determined that there is a good chance that life exists on other planets based on the observation of Spacien objects orbiting around them at regular intervals.

by Intune2U November 24, 2011