Intune2U's definitions

Polytician

The political figure who makes promises during pre and post elections, but never follows through. An artificial public person. A bringer of high hopes and low results. Mass public Houdini of politics.

We again, have made the terrible mistake of electing a polytician to lead our nation.

by Intune2U November 25, 2011

Super Void

The prerequisite of that which begins. A blackboard of absolute nothingness that precedes a beginning. An absence of anything at all, including that which could exist even on the quantum scale. Somewhat similar to anti-matter, however, without causing a reaction to any known elements. Beyond the encasement of the Universe.

Astronomers have recently detected that there is an area outside of our Universe called the Super Void.

by Intune2U November 24, 2011

Nanopaste

A clear, subatomic, self-replicating paste engineered to treat cellphone screens, with the resulting effect of preventing finger-prints. Molecular regenerating machines that clean up waste. Permanent cleaning solution for cellphone screens.

Wow!!, I have to call my cellphone company because they didn't pack the nanopaste with the device. I'm not gonna use this phone til it arrives either, can't stand finger-prints on my screen.

by Intune2U November 25, 2011

Digifrost

Any programmable device or equipment that undergoes a sudden halt during the processing of information. A pause in routine analysis. Redundant looping. To hesitate in carrying out a command.

My vacuum bot must be experiencing digifrost, it keeps stopping briefly while cleaning my carpet.

by Intune2U November 25, 2011

SleepTravel

To pass time by going to sleep. A way of getting to the next point in time quickly, via sleep. Purposely going to sleep in order to avoid the passage of long hours.

Caller : (11am) What time will you be done with the tuneup on my car??....it's been 2 hours now.

Mechanic : Well, the parts never arrived so we had to reorder. Looks like late this evening, around 7pm.

Caller : Oh man!!, alright then. I'll just sleeptravel til 8pm and give you a call back.

Mechanic : Okay.

by Intune2U November 29, 2011

AstroSpit

The merger of two massive galaxies. When attracting galaxies collide and the black holes at their centers become one. An event within the Universe, resulting from a galactic collision, that produces a spray of stars in all directions.

The Andromeda and Milkyway galaxies will eventually merge to produce an Astrospit.

by Intune2U November 25, 2011

TimeShock

The frenzied state of being when one realizes that they're running late for any given event or destination. A sudden frantic, worried, and anxious burst of energy in reaction to a lapse in time. A person who hurries without notice.

She looked at the clock and the next thing I know timeshock took over her as she sped out of the house.

by Intune2U November 27, 2011