When someone says something that goes completely against the grain of another thing they have previously said or claimed to believe, and in the process of contradicting themselves, they also achieve the feat of looking like a total dick.
Paul-Hey George would you like a hotdog>
George-No man I'm a complete vegitarian, unless they are 100% Angus imported from the Sudetenland, which I'm pretty sure your ass cant afford.
Henry-Dude, you're a total Contradick
George-No man I'm a complete vegitarian, unless they are 100% Angus imported from the Sudetenland, which I'm pretty sure your ass cant afford.
Henry-Dude, you're a total Contradick
by In.The.AM July 12, 2012
Gronkitis is a chronic illness suffered by athletes. An athlete that has Gronkitis is very injury prone and will probably sit out a lot of games as a result of those injuries. This disease is named for none other than the New England Patriots Tight End Rob Gronkowski, who suffers from this condition. Gronkitis is a fusion of Gronkowski and Bronchitis.
Example 1)
Dude 1-Derrick Rose has only been in the league for 5 years and I swear he's made at least 17 comebacks from injuries.
Dude 2-Yeah he too suffers from Gronkitis.
Example 2)
Dude 1-Derrick Rose has only been in the league for 5 years and I swear he's made at least 17 comebacks from injuries.
Dude 2-Yeah he too suffers from Gronkitis.
Example 2)
by In.The.AM October 23, 2013
A person who in real life lacks actual intelligence but on social media regularly post "deep" statuses or tweets that show their "emotional" sides. Phacebook Philosophers rarely ever live by these teachings and these post are done almost purely to give the allusion of sophistication. They often tell of success and the future and sound good on paper. Occasionally they will sprinkle God's name in the post to add a religious aspect to the mix. The most common Phacebook Philosophers are hoes.
Hoe's Post on Facebook - "Everyone is gonna hurt you but you have to find the ones worth suffering for."
This hoe allows herself to be used continuously and is apparently oblivious to it. She is a Phacebook Philosopher.
Hoe's Post on Facebook - "Going to Bible Study tonight!!"
Little do you know that she is merely going for social purposes if at all. And the amount of dick she will suck afterwards will counteract any good she's done previously that day. She is a Phacebook Philosopher.
This hoe allows herself to be used continuously and is apparently oblivious to it. She is a Phacebook Philosopher.
Hoe's Post on Facebook - "Going to Bible Study tonight!!"
Little do you know that she is merely going for social purposes if at all. And the amount of dick she will suck afterwards will counteract any good she's done previously that day. She is a Phacebook Philosopher.
by In.The.AM October 18, 2013
The process of contracting a yeast infection.
Named for the classic novel by J.T. Salinger , Catcher in the Rye.
Named for the classic novel by J.T. Salinger , Catcher in the Rye.
by In.The.AM October 17, 2012
You know that thing when you're sitting in down and your jeans ripple up in the crotch give the illusion of one having a small erection. Thats what a Jean Boner is.
by In.The.AM October 17, 2012
A Furby is a girl who much like the toys, is adorable and excessively cute- HOWEVER she has bad shaving habits resulting in what resembles a Furby toy siting in her lap.
Dude 1- Dude, you know Lindsey, the brunette in our morning class?
Dude 2- Yeah you mean the really cute one?
Dude 1- Yeah man, I was going to smash the hell out of her until she dropped her panties and I realized she was a Furby. I got the hell out of there.
Dude 2- Yeah you mean the really cute one?
Dude 1- Yeah man, I was going to smash the hell out of her until she dropped her panties and I realized she was a Furby. I got the hell out of there.
by In.The.AM October 18, 2013
Jarret was mad at his mother for throwing away his adult video collection so he smashed her grandmothers antiuque lamp worth 7mil she had inherited with a golf club. When his mother returned home and asked him what happend, he responded,
"Oh me and the guys were heading out the door to play golf and I bumped into the lamp ON ACCIDENT"
"Oh me and the guys were heading out the door to play golf and I bumped into the lamp ON ACCIDENT"
by In.The.AM June 29, 2012