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2deep4me 

A slang term most prevalent on the 4chan music board, /mu/. The inverse of 2deep4u that can be used two different ways.

1. Admitting that the artistic value of something goes far beyond one's understanding/comprehension, otherwise known as being "2deep4u"

2. Admitting hipster defeat in a sarcastic way
Anon1: Dude, how the fuck did you not like Inception?
Anon2: It's just 2deep4me

Linda: So who is your favorite band?
Betty: Fleet Foxes
Linda: seriously?
Betty: Seriously
Linda: lol you're 2deep4me

This is the third time I'm submitting this post. Another rejection would mean that this post is just 2deep4them.
2deep4me by imthatawesome December 29, 2010

Faceraped 

1. When someone molests facebook account because you were too retarded to log out.

2. When facebook changes your setting against your wishes
Tim: I'm glad you came out of the closest yesterday.... I've been meaning to ask you something..
Rob: What? What do you mean?
Tim: You status says "I'm a cock sucking fudge packer"
Rob: shit, I've been faceraped....
Tim: Oh...
Rob: What were you going to ask me?
Tim: uh...umm... You see that Eagles game yesterday?

Facebook: Enjoy your new facebook profile
Steve: Fuck I've been faceraped! WHAT WAS WRONG WITH THE OLD ONE!?
Faceraped by imthatawesome December 18, 2010
Joe: Fuck! I just posted my SSN on 4chan
Tim: s2bu you dumb mother fucker
s2bu by imthatawesome December 13, 2010

Swiss Army Minority 

This is the Golden Unicorn of token friends. Befriending this person make you immune to accusations of discrimination of all kinds.

The best example of this is the elderly black lesbian paraplegic that we shall dub Emma. She's the perfect token because she covers all bases. By befriending Emma you're no longer racist or sexist; nor do you discriminate towards age, ability/mobility, or sexual orientation.
Jack: Yo Willard....I heard you got sued for only hiring white people
Willard: yeah, people are foolish
Jack: Well what did you do?
Willard: I showed them a picture of our greeter, Emma
Jack: who is she?
Willard: Some old crusty wheelchair-bound nigger dyke I hired
Jack: Ah, a Swiss Army Minority
Willard: yeah, and she can cook greens like a motherfucker

Holidays 

A sad excuse to force all of your family members all under one roof. None of these poor miserable bastard like seeing each other but they do it to, "Make mom happy." The grim reality of the holidays is that about two to three times a year, family members go through this sad pathetic song and dance only to go home and talk shit about each other behind their backs. Don't ever think your family is not like that, because they are. If no one ever talks shit about a fellow family member to you, it's because they're all talking shit about you.
Ted: So Bill, what are you doing for the holidays?
Bill: Telling my Dad to go fuck himself
Ted:....well Happy Holidays to you too....
Bill: you can go fuck yourself too
Holidays by imthatawesome November 28, 2010

Nigga Bopper 

A small blunt object, like a bat or a steel pipe, with the sole purpose of boppin niggas on the head.
Wife: AWWW SHIT! WE GETTIN ROBBED!
Husband: Get mah nigga bopper
Nigga Bopper by imthatawesome November 23, 2010

or the terrorists have won 

A phrase helping to persuade the other side to aid you or doing, random acts of evil.
Rape her or the terrorists have won
Vote for Bush again or the terrorists have won
Invade Iraq or the terrorists have won
Repeal the Constitution or the terrorists have won
Listen to Glen Beck or the terrorists have won
Blow me or the terrorists have won
Vote for Obama or the terrorists have won
Work for Gitmo or the terrorists have won
Listen to only the news or the terrorists have won