ImthatAwesome's definitions

I never fuck it up

What you say before you fuck something up.

Bill: Yo, Ted that combo is lookin' tight and long
Ted: It's my BnB, I never fuck it up.
*Drops combo*
Ted: Shit....

by imthatawesome September 21, 2012

Wrinkled Sheets

1. n - The breast of an elderly woman.

2. n - The old dusty cunt of an elderly woman.

3. n - The big floppy monstrosity some nasty stretched out bitch calls her pussy.

4. v - To fuck someone so hard that they grip the sheets and cause the the permanent press to not be so permanent.

1. "And then... she let her wrinkled sheets fall from her chest. There was no escaping the horror then."

2. "Those lips... I parted those wrinkled sheets and stuck my tongue in."

3. Bill: Hey Ted, did you smash Mandy, yet?
Ted: I was going to, but then I saw her wrinkled sheet and didn't want anything to with her.
Bill: I can fit my foot in there....

4. Nigga: Bitch, get dat ass ready. I gon wrinkle yo sheets!
Bitch: Oh hell yeah, daddy. Do me like yo name Shaggy!

by imthatawesome October 23, 2012

Holidays

A sad excuse to force all of your family members all under one roof. None of these poor miserable bastard like seeing each other but they do it to, "Make mom happy." The grim reality of the holidays is that about two to three times a year, family members go through this sad pathetic song and dance only to go home and talk shit about each other behind their backs. Don't ever think your family is not like that, because they are. If no one ever talks shit about a fellow family member to you, it's because they're all talking shit about you.

Ted: So Bill, what are you doing for the holidays?
Bill: Telling my Dad to go fuck himself
Ted:....well Happy Holidays to you too....
Bill: you can go fuck yourself too

by imthatawesome November 28, 2010

Neckbearding

being over analytical over nonsense on the internet; hinting at your ever growing neckbeard.

This can also can be used to point out stupid nitpicking.

Also filling up an argument with pointless facts that do not prove anything.

Guy: I like how your sister used the water fountains as a metaphor for how the school is one regret after another
Girl: Dude, she's 10, Quit your neckbearding. She didn't think that far into it.

Anon1: Name the best band from the new millennium
Anon2: The Cure
Anon1: They're from the 70s
Anon2: Bloodflowers (2000)
Anon1: I said FROM not IN
Anon2: fuck you and your neckbearding!

Status: frankly illinoise (sic) had very little to do with that the music of that state. where was junior wells and the blues, where was the jazz and the acid chicago house? fucking no where. yes he can do wrong quite well. round of applause to everyone who fellates this guy's career

comment: Wow, you're certainly butthurt about this. Why do you assume that Sufjan had an obligation to reference the music of Illinois? He made a fantastic record about its places and people; stop neckbearding!

by imthatawesome October 15, 2010

Some Sandusky Shit

Any flagrant sexual talk/action to or about minors.

Bill: Hey, isn't that your sister, Lisa?
Ted: Yeah why?
Bill: No reason....... NICE TITS, LISA!
Ted: Dude, chill! That's some Sandusky shit, right there.

by imthatawesome November 18, 2011

Dusk Plop

The fapping noise you hear when your balls smack against some preteen ass cheeks in the shower.

Ted: Do you hear that noise?
Carl: It sounds like fapping
Ted: Where's Bill?
Carl: ....where's your sister?
Ted: THOSE BETTER NOT BE DUSK PLOPS!

by imthatawesome November 18, 2011

or the terrorists have won

A phrase helping to persuade the other side to aid you or doing, random acts of evil.

Rape her or the terrorists have won
Vote for Bush again or the terrorists have won
Invade Iraq or the terrorists have won
Repeal the Constitution or the terrorists have won
Listen to Glen Beck or the terrorists have won
Blow me or the terrorists have won
Vote for Obama or the terrorists have won
Work for Gitmo or the terrorists have won
Listen to only the news or the terrorists have won

by imthatawesome November 19, 2010