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indie as fuck

The title is given to a hipster or indie kid when their taste in something only consist of nothing but really obscure things.
Guy1: Can I see your iPod?
Guy2: Sure
Guy1: whoa! Neutral Milk Hotel, Yo La Tengo, and My Bloody Valentine!?! Dude, you're indie as fuck.
by imthatawesome October 2, 2010
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Dusk Plop

The fapping noise you hear when your balls smack against some preteen ass cheeks in the shower.
Ted: Do you hear that noise?
Carl: It sounds like fapping
Ted: Where's Bill?
Carl: ....where's your sister?
Ted: THOSE BETTER NOT BE DUSK PLOPS!
by imthatawesome November 18, 2011
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Neckbearding

being over analytical over nonsense on the internet; hinting at your ever growing neckbeard.

This can also can be used to point out stupid nitpicking.

Also filling up an argument with pointless facts that do not prove anything.
Guy: I like how your sister used the water fountains as a metaphor for how the school is one regret after another
Girl: Dude, she's 10, Quit your neckbearding. She didn't think that far into it.

Anon1: Name the best band from the new millennium
Anon2: The Cure
Anon1: They're from the 70s
Anon2: Bloodflowers (2000)
Anon1: I said FROM not IN
Anon2: fuck you and your neckbearding!

Status: frankly illinoise (sic) had very little to do with that the music of that state. where was junior wells and the blues, where was the jazz and the acid chicago house? fucking no where. yes he can do wrong quite well. round of applause to everyone who fellates this guy's career

comment: Wow, you're certainly butthurt about this. Why do you assume that Sufjan had an obligation to reference the music of Illinois? He made a fantastic record about its places and people; stop neckbearding!
by imthatawesome October 15, 2010
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2deep4me

A slang term most prevalent on the 4chan music board, /mu/. The inverse of 2deep4u that can be used two different ways.

1. Admitting that the artistic value of something goes far beyond one's understanding/comprehension, otherwise known as being "2deep4u"

2. Admitting hipster defeat in a sarcastic way
Anon1: Dude, how the fuck did you not like Inception?
Anon2: It's just 2deep4me

Linda: So who is your favorite band?
Betty: Fleet Foxes
Linda: seriously?
Betty: Seriously
Linda: lol you're 2deep4me

This is the third time I'm submitting this post. Another rejection would mean that this post is just 2deep4them.
by imthatawesome December 29, 2010
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2deep4u

When someone or something's artistic value goes beyond a person's perception; leaving that person lost and confused.

On the flipside, this may be used to sound like a total douchetard because you think you're better than everyone else. often used by hipsters
Guy1: How can anyone like "Boys Don't Cry"
Girl: It's a great movie that challenges society's views on gender!
Guy1: What are you talking about?
Guy2: nvm it's 2deep4u
by imthatawesome September 29, 2010
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Wrinkled Sheets

1. n - The breast of an elderly woman.

2. n - The old dusty cunt of an elderly woman.

3. n - The big floppy monstrosity some nasty stretched out bitch calls her pussy.

4. v - To fuck someone so hard that they grip the sheets and cause the the permanent press to not be so permanent.
1. "And then... she let her wrinkled sheets fall from her chest. There was no escaping the horror then."

2. "Those lips... I parted those wrinkled sheets and stuck my tongue in."

3. Bill: Hey Ted, did you smash Mandy, yet?
Ted: I was going to, but then I saw her wrinkled sheet and didn't want anything to with her.
Bill: I can fit my foot in there....

4. Nigga: Bitch, get dat ass ready. I gon wrinkle yo sheets!
Bitch: Oh hell yeah, daddy. Do me like yo name Shaggy!
by imthatawesome October 23, 2012
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I have a cat in my lap

The last excuse for not doing something without admitting to laziness. Often used by cat owners and drunks/meth whores
Mom: Timothy, take out the trash!
Tim: I will.
Mom: No, NOW!
Tim: I'm busy.
Mom: BULLSHIT!
Tim: But, I have a cat in my lap!

Bill: Ted, can you hand me a beer.
Ted: Go gret it yershelf....
Bill: Dude, it's right there.
Ted: .....MraI have a crat in m'lap.....
Bill: There's nothing there...where are your pants? ...You have shit on your dick.
by imthatawesome September 14, 2012
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