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A sad excuse to force all of your family members all under one roof. None of these poor miserable bastard like seeing each other but they do it to, "Make mom happy." The grim reality of the holidays is that about two to three times a year, family members go through this sad pathetic song and dance only to go home and talk shit about each other behind their backs. Don't ever think your family is not like that, because they are. If no one ever talks shit about a fellow family member to you, it's because they're all talking shit about you.
Ted: So Bill, what are you doing for the holidays?
Bill: Telling my Dad to go fuck himself
Ted:....well Happy Holidays to you too....
Bill: you can go fuck yourself too
Bill: Telling my Dad to go fuck himself
Ted:....well Happy Holidays to you too....
Bill: you can go fuck yourself too
by imthatawesome November 28, 2010
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by imthatawesome November 23, 2010
Get the Nigga Bopper mug.The Armour of hipster apparel. A popular style of shirt in the 90s grunge scene, the shirt has been resurrected to be popular amongst Indie folk and rock acts who but them from a thrift store. To catch a fully suited hipster male, he'll be wearing the aforementioned plaid shirt, a band shirt under the plaid shirt, tight jeans, chucks, and a beanie.
Of course there are various fitting pieces of armour a hipster could wear, but this is a typical suit up.
Of course there are various fitting pieces of armour a hipster could wear, but this is a typical suit up.
Girl: Hey, nice plaid shirt
Guy: Thanks, I got it from the thrift store down the street
Girl: Oh wow! I just blogged about that place last week.
Guy: My name is Tom
Guy: Thanks, I got it from the thrift store down the street
Girl: Oh wow! I just blogged about that place last week.
Guy: My name is Tom
by imthatawesome October 3, 2010
Get the Plaid Shirt mug.Bill: Ted! I've fallen in love! ...with the word, "Shan't." My zeal and fondness towards this word is unparallelled. I have been left enamored to the point that I'm completely and utterly smitten by the word. But, alas I cannot use the word without sounding like a pompous ass. So my love appears to be in vein. I can't bear the pain, so I shan't any longer. *pretends to kill himself*
Ted: That whole aside makes you sound like a pompous ass.
Bill: That's the point, it's called a joke.
Ted: How is that funny?
Bill: It's highbrow humor and irony, perhaps it's 2deep4u
Ted: Maybe, you're just an unfunny faggot!
Ted: That whole aside makes you sound like a pompous ass.
Bill: That's the point, it's called a joke.
Ted: How is that funny?
Bill: It's highbrow humor and irony, perhaps it's 2deep4u
Ted: Maybe, you're just an unfunny faggot!
by imthatawesome September 23, 2012
Get the Highbrow Humor mug.Bill: Yo, Ted that combo is lookin' tight and long
Ted: It's my BnB, I never fuck it up.
*Drops combo*
Ted: Shit....
Ted: It's my BnB, I never fuck it up.
*Drops combo*
Ted: Shit....
by imthatawesome September 21, 2012
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Get the Dusky Sandy Handy mug.The title is given to a hipster or indie kid when their taste in something only consist of nothing but really obscure things.
Guy1: Can I see your iPod?
Guy2: Sure
Guy1: whoa! Neutral Milk Hotel, Yo La Tengo, and My Bloody Valentine!?! Dude, you're indie as fuck.
Guy2: Sure
Guy1: whoa! Neutral Milk Hotel, Yo La Tengo, and My Bloody Valentine!?! Dude, you're indie as fuck.
by imthatawesome October 2, 2010
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