Wrinkled Sheets

1. n - The breast of an elderly woman.

2. n - The old dusty cunt of an elderly woman.

3. n - The big floppy monstrosity some nasty stretched out bitch calls her pussy.

4. v - To fuck someone so hard that they grip the sheets and cause the the permanent press to not be so permanent.

1. "And then... she let her wrinkled sheets fall from her chest. There was no escaping the horror then."

2. "Those lips... I parted those wrinkled sheets and stuck my tongue in."

3. Bill: Hey Ted, did you smash Mandy, yet?
Ted: I was going to, but then I saw her wrinkled sheet and didn't want anything to with her.
Bill: I can fit my foot in there....

4. Nigga: Bitch, get dat ass ready. I gon wrinkle yo sheets!
Bitch: Oh hell yeah, daddy. Do me like yo name Shaggy!

by imthatawesome October 23, 2012

Holidays

A sad excuse to force all of your family members all under one roof. None of these poor miserable bastard like seeing each other but they do it to, "Make mom happy." The grim reality of the holidays is that about two to three times a year, family members go through this sad pathetic song and dance only to go home and talk shit about each other behind their backs. Don't ever think your family is not like that, because they are. If no one ever talks shit about a fellow family member to you, it's because they're all talking shit about you.

Ted: So Bill, what are you doing for the holidays?
Bill: Telling my Dad to go fuck himself
Ted:....well Happy Holidays to you too....
Bill: you can go fuck yourself too

by imthatawesome November 28, 2010

Groanday

This is the Monday after spring break; where every college student collectively groans as they wake up early to make sure they get to class on time instead of sleeping in at home/hotel room/significant other's house/etc. Being hungover from the night (or nights) before may also be a contributing factor.

Bill: *Groans*
Ted: Dude, get up, you're my ride to my 8am
Bill: Fuck that noise
Ted: I know it's Groanday but we have a test today.
Bill: Fuck it, I'm still hungover from Saturday...

by imthatawesome May 02, 2014

Plaid Shirt

The Armour of hipster apparel. A popular style of shirt in the 90s grunge scene, the shirt has been resurrected to be popular amongst Indie folk and rock acts who but them from a thrift store. To catch a fully suited hipster male, he'll be wearing the aforementioned plaid shirt, a band shirt under the plaid shirt, tight jeans, chucks, and a beanie.

Of course there are various fitting pieces of armour a hipster could wear, but this is a typical suit up.

Girl: Hey, nice plaid shirt
Guy: Thanks, I got it from the thrift store down the street
Girl: Oh wow! I just blogged about that place last week.
Guy: My name is Tom

by imthatawesome October 03, 2010

I never fuck it up

What you say before you fuck something up.

Bill: Yo, Ted that combo is lookin' tight and long
Ted: It's my BnB, I never fuck it up.
*Drops combo*
Ted: Shit....

by imthatawesome September 21, 2012

Nigga Bopper

A small blunt object, like a bat or a steel pipe, with the sole purpose of boppin niggas on the head.

Wife: AWWW SHIT! WE GETTIN ROBBED!
Husband: Get mah nigga bopper

by imthatawesome November 23, 2010

Copy, Paste, & Resubmit

What you do when your Urban Dictionary gets wrongfully rejected. This most often happens when the editors doesn't agree with your politics, doesn't find your entry funny, doesn't understand the concept, or doesn't read the entry while fapping over their lust for power.

"What!?! They accept the word booty? FUCK THAT SHIT! Everybody says booty! I'm going to copy, paste, & resubmit that shit," exclaimed Bill in 1999.

by imthatawesome October 23, 2012