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I never fuck it up

What you say before you fuck something up.
Bill: Yo, Ted that combo is lookin' tight and long
Ted: It's my BnB, I never fuck it up.
*Drops combo*
Ted: Shit....
by imthatawesome September 21, 2012
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Nigga Bopper

A small blunt object, like a bat or a steel pipe, with the sole purpose of boppin niggas on the head.
Wife: AWWW SHIT! WE GETTIN ROBBED!
Husband: Get mah nigga bopper
by imthatawesome November 23, 2010
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Park Place

The old forgotten bastard child of monopoly. It is the second most expensive property on the board, yet no one will ever give a fuck about it because it's sister property, boardwalk, is that fucking awesome.
Player 1: Park Place! FUCK YEAH! I'll buy it.
Banker: calm down, it's only park place.
Player 2: 12.....AWESOME! BOARDWALK! I'll take it
Banker: Oh shit! everybody watch out!
Player 1: I hate you guys......
by imthatawesome October 21, 2010
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Some Sandusky Shit

Any flagrant sexual talk/action to or about minors.
Bill: Hey, isn't that your sister, Lisa?
Ted: Yeah why?
Bill: No reason....... NICE TITS, LISA!
Ted: Dude, chill! That's some Sandusky shit, right there.
by imthatawesome November 18, 2011
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Swiss Army Minority

This is the Golden Unicorn of token friends. Befriending this person make you immune to accusations of discrimination of all kinds.

The best example of this is the elderly black lesbian paraplegic that we shall dub Emma. She's the perfect token because she covers all bases. By befriending Emma you're no longer racist or sexist; nor do you discriminate towards age, ability/mobility, or sexual orientation.
Jack: Yo Willard....I heard you got sued for only hiring white people
Willard: yeah, people are foolish
Jack: Well what did you do?
Willard: I showed them a picture of our greeter, Emma
Jack: who is she?
Willard: Some old crusty wheelchair-bound nigger dyke I hired
Jack: Ah, a Swiss Army Minority
Willard: yeah, and she can cook greens like a motherfucker
by imthatawesome December 1, 2010
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Urban Dictionary Definition Edit

Resubmitting a word copying and pasting the definition and then correcting it's grammar.
Bill: I care bare read this entry for booty.
Ted: Just do an Urban Dictionary Definition Edit for it.
Bill: How? I still don't know what this person means!
by imthatawesome October 25, 2012
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