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The Armour of hipster apparel. A popular style of shirt in the 90s grunge scene, the shirt has been resurrected to be popular amongst Indie folk and rock acts who but them from a thrift store. To catch a fully suited hipster male, he'll be wearing the aforementioned plaid shirt, a band shirt under the plaid shirt, tight jeans, chucks, and a beanie.
Of course there are various fitting pieces of armour a hipster could wear, but this is a typical suit up.
Of course there are various fitting pieces of armour a hipster could wear, but this is a typical suit up.
Girl: Hey, nice plaid shirt
Guy: Thanks, I got it from the thrift store down the street
Girl: Oh wow! I just blogged about that place last week.
Guy: My name is Tom
Guy: Thanks, I got it from the thrift store down the street
Girl: Oh wow! I just blogged about that place last week.
Guy: My name is Tom
by imthatawesome October 3, 2010
Get the Plaid Shirtmug. When a person post anything three times or more due failure to realize it went through the last time. Most prevalent on facebook.
Status: Listening to King Crimson
Tim's Comment: FUCK YEAH! KING CRIMSON!
Tim's Comment: FUCK YEAH! KING CRIMSON!
Tim's Comment: FUCK YEAH! KING CRIMSON!
John's Comment: Triple-Post Fail
Tim's Comment: FUCK YEAH! KING CRIMSON!
Tim's Comment: FUCK YEAH! KING CRIMSON!
Tim's Comment: FUCK YEAH! KING CRIMSON!
John's Comment: Triple-Post Fail
by imthatawesome October 18, 2010
Get the Triple-Post Failmug. Ted: Do you hear that noise?
Carl: It sounds like fapping
Ted: Where's Bill?
Carl: ....where's your sister?
Ted: THOSE BETTER NOT BE DUSK PLOPS!
Carl: It sounds like fapping
Ted: Where's Bill?
Carl: ....where's your sister?
Ted: THOSE BETTER NOT BE DUSK PLOPS!
by imthatawesome November 18, 2011
Get the Dusk Plopmug. Much like New Car Scent when you have a new car, New Relationship Scent is that glow of being in a new relationship. You're more caught in the excitement of getting to know the person than actually getting to know the person.
Guy 1: I met a really cute girl the other. She's amazing!
Guy 2: Finally getting some?
Guy 1: Not yet, I want to make sure it's not just New Relationship Scent or just a random hook up
Guy 2: Finally getting some?
Guy 1: Not yet, I want to make sure it's not just New Relationship Scent or just a random hook up
by imthatawesome September 26, 2010
Get the New Relationship Scentmug. The old forgotten bastard child of monopoly. It is the second most expensive property on the board, yet no one will ever give a fuck about it because it's sister property, boardwalk, is that fucking awesome.
Player 1: Park Place! FUCK YEAH! I'll buy it.
Banker: calm down, it's only park place.
Player 2: 12.....AWESOME! BOARDWALK! I'll take it
Banker: Oh shit! everybody watch out!
Player 1: I hate you guys......
Banker: calm down, it's only park place.
Player 2: 12.....AWESOME! BOARDWALK! I'll take it
Banker: Oh shit! everybody watch out!
Player 1: I hate you guys......
by imthatawesome October 21, 2010
Get the Park Placemug. This is the Golden Unicorn of token friends. Befriending this person make you immune to accusations of discrimination of all kinds.
The best example of this is the elderly black lesbian paraplegic that we shall dub Emma. She's the perfect token because she covers all bases. By befriending Emma you're no longer racist or sexist; nor do you discriminate towards age, ability/mobility, or sexual orientation.
The best example of this is the elderly black lesbian paraplegic that we shall dub Emma. She's the perfect token because she covers all bases. By befriending Emma you're no longer racist or sexist; nor do you discriminate towards age, ability/mobility, or sexual orientation.
Jack: Yo Willard....I heard you got sued for only hiring white people
Willard: yeah, people are foolish
Jack: Well what did you do?
Willard: I showed them a picture of our greeter, Emma
Jack: who is she?
Willard: Some old crusty wheelchair-bound nigger dyke I hired
Jack: Ah, a Swiss Army Minority
Willard: yeah, and she can cook greens like a motherfucker
Willard: yeah, people are foolish
Jack: Well what did you do?
Willard: I showed them a picture of our greeter, Emma
Jack: who is she?
Willard: Some old crusty wheelchair-bound nigger dyke I hired
Jack: Ah, a Swiss Army Minority
Willard: yeah, and she can cook greens like a motherfucker
by imthatawesome December 1, 2010
Get the Swiss Army Minoritymug.