ImthatAwesome's definitions

Instrument Hoarding

Collecting musical instruments for the sake of owning them with no intention of learning them. Those who do it are known as Instrument Hoarders or a Pretentious Douche Bag

Girl: So my boyfriend just bought a mandolin. He's so artistic and deep.
Guy: Orly? Does he know how to play?
Girl: No...
Guy: Your boyfriend is a pretentious instrument hoarding douche.

by imthatawesome September 29, 2010

Faceraped

1. When someone molests facebook account because you were too retarded to log out.

2. When facebook changes your setting against your wishes

Tim: I'm glad you came out of the closest yesterday.... I've been meaning to ask you something..
Rob: What? What do you mean?
Tim: You status says "I'm a cock sucking fudge packer"
Rob: shit, I've been faceraped....
Tim: Oh...
Rob: What were you going to ask me?
Tim: uh...umm... You see that Eagles game yesterday?

Facebook: Enjoy your new facebook profile
Steve: Fuck I've been faceraped! WHAT WAS WRONG WITH THE OLD ONE!?

by imthatawesome December 18, 2010

Some Sandusky Shit

Any flagrant sexual talk/action to or about minors.

Bill: Hey, isn't that your sister, Lisa?
Ted: Yeah why?
Bill: No reason....... NICE TITS, LISA!
Ted: Dude, chill! That's some Sandusky shit, right there.

by imthatawesome November 18, 2011

New Relationship Scent

Much like New Car Scent when you have a new car, New Relationship Scent is that glow of being in a new relationship. You're more caught in the excitement of getting to know the person than actually getting to know the person.

Guy 1: I met a really cute girl the other. She's amazing!
Guy 2: Finally getting some?
Guy 1: Not yet, I want to make sure it's not just New Relationship Scent or just a random hook up

by imthatawesome September 26, 2010

Park Place

The old forgotten bastard child of monopoly. It is the second most expensive property on the board, yet no one will ever give a fuck about it because it's sister property, boardwalk, is that fucking awesome.

Player 1: Park Place! FUCK YEAH! I'll buy it.
Banker: calm down, it's only park place.
Player 2: 12.....AWESOME! BOARDWALK! I'll take it
Banker: Oh shit! everybody watch out!
Player 1: I hate you guys......

by imthatawesome October 21, 2010

Urban Dictionary Definition Edit

Resubmitting a word copying and pasting the definition and then correcting it's grammar.

Bill: I care bare read this entry for booty.
Ted: Just do an Urban Dictionary Definition Edit for it.
Bill: How? I still don't know what this person means!

by imthatawesome October 25, 2012