Neckbearding

being over analytical over nonsense on the internet; hinting at your ever growing neckbeard.

This can also can be used to point out stupid nitpicking.

Also filling up an argument with pointless facts that do not prove anything.
Guy: I like how your sister used the water fountains as a metaphor for how the school is one regret after another
Girl: Dude, she's 10, Quit your neckbearding. She didn't think that far into it.

Anon1: Name the best band from the new millennium
Anon2: The Cure
Anon1: They're from the 70s
Anon2: Bloodflowers (2000)
Anon1: I said FROM not IN
Anon2: fuck you and your neckbearding!

Status: frankly illinoise (sic) had very little to do with that the music of that state. where was junior wells and the blues, where was the jazz and the acid chicago house? fucking no where. yes he can do wrong quite well. round of applause to everyone who fellates this guy's career

comment: Wow, you're certainly butthurt about this. Why do you assume that Sufjan had an obligation to reference the music of Illinois? He made a fantastic record about its places and people; stop neckbearding!
by imthatawesome October 15, 2010
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Indie Cut

The hair cut that makes you cool with all your hipster friends. It could be the ever popular, side swooping bangs (unisex) or just regular bangs (females only). Males: in combination with the hipster beard and/or hipster glasses, you'll look really deep and intellectual with out saying a word. Females: in combination with hipster glasses and a sundress; guys who areindie as fuck will be all over you
Guy1: look at Jim over there, talking to Sara
Guy2: Yeah, he's been talking to all the nerdy chicks since he got that indie cut
Guy1: it must have gave him an assload of confidence
Guy2: that hipster bastard
by imthatawesome October 01, 2010
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Sharon Hill

A tiny town in PA where a bunch of hipsters and niggers live. You probably haven't heard of it, dawg.
"Where do you live?"
"Sharon Hill"
"Where?"
by imthatawesome December 17, 2011
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Swiss Army Minority

This is the Golden Unicorn of token friends. Befriending this person make you immune to accusations of discrimination of all kinds.

The best example of this is the elderly black lesbian paraplegic that we shall dub Emma. She's the perfect token because she covers all bases. By befriending Emma you're no longer racist or sexist; nor do you discriminate towards age, ability/mobility, or sexual orientation.
Jack: Yo Willard....I heard you got sued for only hiring white people
Willard: yeah, people are foolish
Jack: Well what did you do?
Willard: I showed them a picture of our greeter, Emma
Jack: who is she?
Willard: Some old crusty wheelchair-bound nigger dyke I hired
Jack: Ah, a Swiss Army Minority
Willard: yeah, and she can cook greens like a motherfucker
by imthatawesome December 01, 2010
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Resubmitting a word copying and pasting the definition and then correcting it's grammar.
Bill: I care bare read this entry for booty.
Ted: Just do an Urban Dictionary Definition Edit for it.
Bill: How? I still don't know what this person means!
by imthatawesome October 25, 2012
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Hipster Glasses

Also Known as Ben Folds glasses, those thick black frame spectacles. Often seen on the likes of Rivers Cuomo (weezer), Johnny Depp, Elton John, and obviously Ben Folds. Whether you need the glasses or not, you chose to wear them for indie cred.
Jock: Nice hipster glasses, nerd!
Nerd: They're specs!
by imthatawesome October 01, 2010
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