ImthatAwesome's definitions

I have a cat in my lap

The last excuse for not doing something without admitting to laziness. Often used by cat owners and drunks/meth whores

Mom: Timothy, take out the trash!
Tim: I will.
Mom: No, NOW!
Tim: I'm busy.
Mom: BULLSHIT!
Tim: But, I have a cat in my lap!

Bill: Ted, can you hand me a beer.
Ted: Go gret it yershelf....
Bill: Dude, it's right there.
Ted: .....MraI have a crat in m'lap.....
Bill: There's nothing there...where are your pants? ...You have shit on your dick.

by imthatawesome September 14, 2012

Neckbearding

being over analytical over nonsense on the internet; hinting at your ever growing neckbeard.

This can also can be used to point out stupid nitpicking.

Also filling up an argument with pointless facts that do not prove anything.

Guy: I like how your sister used the water fountains as a metaphor for how the school is one regret after another
Girl: Dude, she's 10, Quit your neckbearding. She didn't think that far into it.

Anon1: Name the best band from the new millennium
Anon2: The Cure
Anon1: They're from the 70s
Anon2: Bloodflowers (2000)
Anon1: I said FROM not IN
Anon2: fuck you and your neckbearding!

Status: frankly illinoise (sic) had very little to do with that the music of that state. where was junior wells and the blues, where was the jazz and the acid chicago house? fucking no where. yes he can do wrong quite well. round of applause to everyone who fellates this guy's career

comment: Wow, you're certainly butthurt about this. Why do you assume that Sufjan had an obligation to reference the music of Illinois? He made a fantastic record about its places and people; stop neckbearding!

by imthatawesome October 15, 2010

Hipster Glasses

Also Known as Ben Folds glasses, those thick black frame spectacles. Often seen on the likes of Rivers Cuomo (weezer), Johnny Depp, Elton John, and obviously Ben Folds. Whether you need the glasses or not, you chose to wear them for indie cred.

Jock: Nice hipster glasses, nerd!
Nerd: They're specs!

by imthatawesome October 1, 2010

or the terrorists have won

A phrase helping to persuade the other side to aid you or doing, random acts of evil.

Rape her or the terrorists have won
Vote for Bush again or the terrorists have won
Invade Iraq or the terrorists have won
Repeal the Constitution or the terrorists have won
Listen to Glen Beck or the terrorists have won
Blow me or the terrorists have won
Vote for Obama or the terrorists have won
Work for Gitmo or the terrorists have won
Listen to only the news or the terrorists have won

by imthatawesome November 19, 2010

Faceraped

1. When someone molests facebook account because you were too retarded to log out.

2. When facebook changes your setting against your wishes

Tim: I'm glad you came out of the closest yesterday.... I've been meaning to ask you something..
Rob: What? What do you mean?
Tim: You status says "I'm a cock sucking fudge packer"
Rob: shit, I've been faceraped....
Tim: Oh...
Rob: What were you going to ask me?
Tim: uh...umm... You see that Eagles game yesterday?

Facebook: Enjoy your new facebook profile
Steve: Fuck I've been faceraped! WHAT WAS WRONG WITH THE OLD ONE!?

by imthatawesome December 18, 2010

New Relationship Scent

Much like New Car Scent when you have a new car, New Relationship Scent is that glow of being in a new relationship. You're more caught in the excitement of getting to know the person than actually getting to know the person.

Guy 1: I met a really cute girl the other. She's amazing!
Guy 2: Finally getting some?
Guy 1: Not yet, I want to make sure it's not just New Relationship Scent or just a random hook up

by imthatawesome September 26, 2010

Plaid Shirt

The Armour of hipster apparel. A popular style of shirt in the 90s grunge scene, the shirt has been resurrected to be popular amongst Indie folk and rock acts who but them from a thrift store. To catch a fully suited hipster male, he'll be wearing the aforementioned plaid shirt, a band shirt under the plaid shirt, tight jeans, chucks, and a beanie.

Of course there are various fitting pieces of armour a hipster could wear, but this is a typical suit up.

Girl: Hey, nice plaid shirt
Guy: Thanks, I got it from the thrift store down the street
Girl: Oh wow! I just blogged about that place last week.
Guy: My name is Tom

by imthatawesome October 3, 2010