ImthatAwesome's definitions
A sad excuse to force all of your family members all under one roof. None of these poor miserable bastard like seeing each other but they do it to, "Make mom happy." The grim reality of the holidays is that about two to three times a year, family members go through this sad pathetic song and dance only to go home and talk shit about each other behind their backs. Don't ever think your family is not like that, because they are. If no one ever talks shit about a fellow family member to you, it's because they're all talking shit about you.
Ted: So Bill, what are you doing for the holidays?
Bill: Telling my Dad to go fuck himself
Ted:....well Happy Holidays to you too....
Bill: you can go fuck yourself too
Bill: Telling my Dad to go fuck himself
Ted:....well Happy Holidays to you too....
Bill: you can go fuck yourself too
by imthatawesome November 28, 2010
Get the Holidaysmug. 1. n - The breast of an elderly woman.
2. n - The old dusty cunt of an elderly woman.
3. n - The big floppy monstrosity some nasty stretched out bitch calls her pussy.
4. v - To fuck someone so hard that they grip the sheets and cause the the permanent press to not be so permanent.
2. n - The old dusty cunt of an elderly woman.
3. n - The big floppy monstrosity some nasty stretched out bitch calls her pussy.
4. v - To fuck someone so hard that they grip the sheets and cause the the permanent press to not be so permanent.
1. "And then... she let her wrinkled sheets fall from her chest. There was no escaping the horror then."
2. "Those lips... I parted those wrinkled sheets and stuck my tongue in."
3. Bill: Hey Ted, did you smash Mandy, yet?
Ted: I was going to, but then I saw her wrinkled sheet and didn't want anything to with her.
Bill: I can fit my foot in there....
4. Nigga: Bitch, get dat ass ready. I gon wrinkle yo sheets!
Bitch: Oh hell yeah, daddy. Do me like yo name Shaggy!
2. "Those lips... I parted those wrinkled sheets and stuck my tongue in."
3. Bill: Hey Ted, did you smash Mandy, yet?
Ted: I was going to, but then I saw her wrinkled sheet and didn't want anything to with her.
Bill: I can fit my foot in there....
4. Nigga: Bitch, get dat ass ready. I gon wrinkle yo sheets!
Bitch: Oh hell yeah, daddy. Do me like yo name Shaggy!
by imthatawesome October 23, 2012
Get the Wrinkled Sheetsmug. being over analytical over nonsense on the internet; hinting at your ever growing neckbeard.
This can also can be used to point out stupid nitpicking.
Also filling up an argument with pointless facts that do not prove anything.
This can also can be used to point out stupid nitpicking.
Also filling up an argument with pointless facts that do not prove anything.
Guy: I like how your sister used the water fountains as a metaphor for how the school is one regret after another
Girl: Dude, she's 10, Quit your neckbearding. She didn't think that far into it.
Anon1: Name the best band from the new millennium
Anon2: The Cure
Anon1: They're from the 70s
Anon2: Bloodflowers (2000)
Anon1: I said FROM not IN
Anon2: fuck you and your neckbearding!
Status: frankly illinoise (sic) had very little to do with that the music of that state. where was junior wells and the blues, where was the jazz and the acid chicago house? fucking no where. yes he can do wrong quite well. round of applause to everyone who fellates this guy's career
comment: Wow, you're certainly butthurt about this. Why do you assume that Sufjan had an obligation to reference the music of Illinois? He made a fantastic record about its places and people; stop neckbearding!
Girl: Dude, she's 10, Quit your neckbearding. She didn't think that far into it.
Anon1: Name the best band from the new millennium
Anon2: The Cure
Anon1: They're from the 70s
Anon2: Bloodflowers (2000)
Anon1: I said FROM not IN
Anon2: fuck you and your neckbearding!
Status: frankly illinoise (sic) had very little to do with that the music of that state. where was junior wells and the blues, where was the jazz and the acid chicago house? fucking no where. yes he can do wrong quite well. round of applause to everyone who fellates this guy's career
comment: Wow, you're certainly butthurt about this. Why do you assume that Sufjan had an obligation to reference the music of Illinois? He made a fantastic record about its places and people; stop neckbearding!
by imthatawesome October 15, 2010
Get the Neckbeardingmug. The last excuse for not doing something without admitting to laziness. Often used by cat owners and drunks/meth whores
Mom: Timothy, take out the trash!
Tim: I will.
Mom: No, NOW!
Tim: I'm busy.
Mom: BULLSHIT!
Tim: But, I have a cat in my lap!
Bill: Ted, can you hand me a beer.
Ted: Go gret it yershelf....
Bill: Dude, it's right there.
Ted: .....MraI have a crat in m'lap.....
Bill: There's nothing there...where are your pants? ...You have shit on your dick.
Tim: I will.
Mom: No, NOW!
Tim: I'm busy.
Mom: BULLSHIT!
Tim: But, I have a cat in my lap!
Bill: Ted, can you hand me a beer.
Ted: Go gret it yershelf....
Bill: Dude, it's right there.
Ted: .....MraI have a crat in m'lap.....
Bill: There's nothing there...where are your pants? ...You have shit on your dick.
by imthatawesome September 14, 2012
Get the I have a cat in my lapmug. by imthatawesome December 13, 2010
Get the s2bumug. A small blunt object, like a bat or a steel pipe, with the sole purpose of boppin niggas on the head.
by imthatawesome November 23, 2010
Get the Nigga Boppermug. Bill: Yo, Ted that combo is lookin' tight and long
Ted: It's my BnB, I never fuck it up.
*Drops combo*
Ted: Shit....
Ted: It's my BnB, I never fuck it up.
*Drops combo*
Ted: Shit....
by imthatawesome September 21, 2012
Get the I never fuck it upmug.