ImthatAwesome's definitions

Dusk Plop

The fapping noise you hear when your balls smack against some preteen ass cheeks in the shower.

Ted: Do you hear that noise?
Carl: It sounds like fapping
Ted: Where's Bill?
Carl: ....where's your sister?
Ted: THOSE BETTER NOT BE DUSK PLOPS!

by imthatawesome November 18, 2011

Dusky Sandy Handy

Any hand job/reach around that make you too uncomfortable.

"Show me where the bad man touched you......oh it was a Dusky Sandy Handy........"

by imthatawesome November 18, 2011

indie as fuck

The title is given to a hipster or indie kid when their taste in something only consist of nothing but really obscure things.

Guy1: Can I see your iPod?
Guy2: Sure
Guy1: whoa! Neutral Milk Hotel, Yo La Tengo, and My Bloody Valentine!?! Dude, you're indie as fuck.

by imthatawesome October 2, 2010

Groanday

This is the Monday after spring break; where every college student collectively groans as they wake up early to make sure they get to class on time instead of sleeping in at home/hotel room/significant other's house/etc. Being hungover from the night (or nights) before may also be a contributing factor.

Bill: *Groans*
Ted: Dude, get up, you're my ride to my 8am
Bill: Fuck that noise
Ted: I know it's Groanday but we have a test today.
Bill: Fuck it, I'm still hungover from Saturday...

by imthatawesome May 2, 2014

I never fuck it up

What you say before you fuck something up.

Bill: Yo, Ted that combo is lookin' tight and long
Ted: It's my BnB, I never fuck it up.
*Drops combo*
Ted: Shit....

by imthatawesome September 21, 2012

Plaid Shirt

The Armour of hipster apparel. A popular style of shirt in the 90s grunge scene, the shirt has been resurrected to be popular amongst Indie folk and rock acts who but them from a thrift store. To catch a fully suited hipster male, he'll be wearing the aforementioned plaid shirt, a band shirt under the plaid shirt, tight jeans, chucks, and a beanie.

Of course there are various fitting pieces of armour a hipster could wear, but this is a typical suit up.

Girl: Hey, nice plaid shirt
Guy: Thanks, I got it from the thrift store down the street
Girl: Oh wow! I just blogged about that place last week.
Guy: My name is Tom

by imthatawesome October 3, 2010

Nigga Bopper

A small blunt object, like a bat or a steel pipe, with the sole purpose of boppin niggas on the head.

Wife: AWWW SHIT! WE GETTIN ROBBED!
Husband: Get mah nigga bopper

by imthatawesome November 23, 2010