ImthatAwesome's definitions

Neckbearding

being over analytical over nonsense on the internet; hinting at your ever growing neckbeard.

This can also can be used to point out stupid nitpicking.

Also filling up an argument with pointless facts that do not prove anything.

Guy: I like how your sister used the water fountains as a metaphor for how the school is one regret after another
Girl: Dude, she's 10, Quit your neckbearding. She didn't think that far into it.

Anon1: Name the best band from the new millennium
Anon2: The Cure
Anon1: They're from the 70s
Anon2: Bloodflowers (2000)
Anon1: I said FROM not IN
Anon2: fuck you and your neckbearding!

Status: frankly illinoise (sic) had very little to do with that the music of that state. where was junior wells and the blues, where was the jazz and the acid chicago house? fucking no where. yes he can do wrong quite well. round of applause to everyone who fellates this guy's career

comment: Wow, you're certainly butthurt about this. Why do you assume that Sufjan had an obligation to reference the music of Illinois? He made a fantastic record about its places and people; stop neckbearding!

by imthatawesome October 15, 2010

Holidays

A sad excuse to force all of your family members all under one roof. None of these poor miserable bastard like seeing each other but they do it to, "Make mom happy." The grim reality of the holidays is that about two to three times a year, family members go through this sad pathetic song and dance only to go home and talk shit about each other behind their backs. Don't ever think your family is not like that, because they are. If no one ever talks shit about a fellow family member to you, it's because they're all talking shit about you.

Ted: So Bill, what are you doing for the holidays?
Bill: Telling my Dad to go fuck himself
Ted:....well Happy Holidays to you too....
Bill: you can go fuck yourself too

by imthatawesome November 28, 2010

Hipster Glasses

Also Known as Ben Folds glasses, those thick black frame spectacles. Often seen on the likes of Rivers Cuomo (weezer), Johnny Depp, Elton John, and obviously Ben Folds. Whether you need the glasses or not, you chose to wear them for indie cred.

Jock: Nice hipster glasses, nerd!
Nerd: They're specs!

by imthatawesome October 1, 2010

Urban Dictionary Definition Edit

Resubmitting a word copying and pasting the definition and then correcting it's grammar.

Bill: I care bare read this entry for booty.
Ted: Just do an Urban Dictionary Definition Edit for it.
Bill: How? I still don't know what this person means!

by imthatawesome October 25, 2012

Dusky Sandy Handy

Any hand job/reach around that make you too uncomfortable.

"Show me where the bad man touched you......oh it was a Dusky Sandy Handy........"

by imthatawesome November 18, 2011

New Relationship Scent

Much like New Car Scent when you have a new car, New Relationship Scent is that glow of being in a new relationship. You're more caught in the excitement of getting to know the person than actually getting to know the person.

Guy 1: I met a really cute girl the other. She's amazing!
Guy 2: Finally getting some?
Guy 1: Not yet, I want to make sure it's not just New Relationship Scent or just a random hook up

by imthatawesome September 26, 2010

Some Sandusky Shit

Any flagrant sexual talk/action to or about minors.

Bill: Hey, isn't that your sister, Lisa?
Ted: Yeah why?
Bill: No reason....... NICE TITS, LISA!
Ted: Dude, chill! That's some Sandusky shit, right there.

by imthatawesome November 18, 2011