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I have a cat in my lap

The last excuse for not doing something without admitting to laziness. Often used by cat owners and drunks/meth whores
Mom: Timothy, take out the trash!
Tim: I will.
Mom: No, NOW!
Tim: I'm busy.
Mom: BULLSHIT!
Tim: But, I have a cat in my lap!

Bill: Ted, can you hand me a beer.
Ted: Go gret it yershelf....
Bill: Dude, it's right there.
Ted: .....MraI have a crat in m'lap.....
Bill: There's nothing there...where are your pants? ...You have shit on your dick.
by imthatawesome September 14, 2012
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indie as fuck

The title is given to a hipster or indie kid when their taste in something only consist of nothing but really obscure things.
Guy1: Can I see your iPod?
Guy2: Sure
Guy1: whoa! Neutral Milk Hotel, Yo La Tengo, and My Bloody Valentine!?! Dude, you're indie as fuck.
by imthatawesome October 2, 2010
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Instrument Hoarding

Collecting musical instruments for the sake of owning them with no intention of learning them. Those who do it are known as Instrument Hoarders or a Pretentious Douche Bag
Girl: So my boyfriend just bought a mandolin. He's so artistic and deep.
Guy: Orly? Does he know how to play?
Girl: No...
Guy: Your boyfriend is a pretentious instrument hoarding douche.
by imthatawesome September 29, 2010
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Neckbearding

being over analytical over nonsense on the internet; hinting at your ever growing neckbeard.

This can also can be used to point out stupid nitpicking.

Also filling up an argument with pointless facts that do not prove anything.
Guy: I like how your sister used the water fountains as a metaphor for how the school is one regret after another
Girl: Dude, she's 10, Quit your neckbearding. She didn't think that far into it.

Anon1: Name the best band from the new millennium
Anon2: The Cure
Anon1: They're from the 70s
Anon2: Bloodflowers (2000)
Anon1: I said FROM not IN
Anon2: fuck you and your neckbearding!

Status: frankly illinoise (sic) had very little to do with that the music of that state. where was junior wells and the blues, where was the jazz and the acid chicago house? fucking no where. yes he can do wrong quite well. round of applause to everyone who fellates this guy's career

comment: Wow, you're certainly butthurt about this. Why do you assume that Sufjan had an obligation to reference the music of Illinois? He made a fantastic record about its places and people; stop neckbearding!
by imthatawesome October 15, 2010
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Triple-Post Fail

When a person post anything three times or more due failure to realize it went through the last time. Most prevalent on facebook.
Status: Listening to King Crimson
Tim's Comment: FUCK YEAH! KING CRIMSON!
Tim's Comment: FUCK YEAH! KING CRIMSON!
Tim's Comment: FUCK YEAH! KING CRIMSON!
John's Comment: Triple-Post Fail
by imthatawesome October 18, 2010
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Some Sandusky Shit

Any flagrant sexual talk/action to or about minors.
Bill: Hey, isn't that your sister, Lisa?
Ted: Yeah why?
Bill: No reason....... NICE TITS, LISA!
Ted: Dude, chill! That's some Sandusky shit, right there.
by imthatawesome November 18, 2011
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Dusk Plop

The fapping noise you hear when your balls smack against some preteen ass cheeks in the shower.
Ted: Do you hear that noise?
Carl: It sounds like fapping
Ted: Where's Bill?
Carl: ....where's your sister?
Ted: THOSE BETTER NOT BE DUSK PLOPS!
by imthatawesome November 18, 2011
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