You've just finished taking a giant dump and you're about to pull up your trousers after wiping your ass squeeky-clean when suddenly you feel another shit-missile about to explode out of your rectum.
Guy 1: Dude what took you so long in the bathroom? Were you beating off?
Guy 2: No, man, I had a serious case of round 2.
Guy 2: No, man, I had a serious case of round 2.
by Implying713 January 24, 2011
What a douchebag says when (s)he wants to completely disregard a separate party's important and/or drawn-out speech. Contains a similar connotation to "tl;dr" but with an elevated amount of douchefaggottry.
Guy#1: Alright, look. I brought you here to talk about Jess. She keeps telling me that you've been sending her inappropriate texts and aggressively grabbing her ass in the hallway. I know we're friends, but seriously, the two of us are in a relationship. Back off. Respect both of us and give her some space and I won't have to come at you.
Guy#2: cool story, bro
Guy#1: You know what? Fuck you.
Guy#2: cool story, bro
Guy#1: You know what? Fuck you.
by Implying713 July 18, 2011
A nickname for a girl who has pleasantly large breasts. Often describes a woman who is vain about her shapely mammary glands.
Vicky: They call me Puffy!
Doug: Why?
Vicky: I don't KNOW!! (thrusts breasts violently into Doug's face)
Doug: Why?
Vicky: I don't KNOW!! (thrusts breasts violently into Doug's face)
by Implying713 July 09, 2011
1) A dumb and useless dance popularized by the Cali Swag District song "Teach Me How to Douggie." Considered just as retarded as the "John Wall" only because the people who claim they know how to do it just stand in one place moving their arms across their sideburns like dumbasses.
2) An obscure type of marijuana.
3) An alias for a male whose first name is "Douglas." Implies that the aforementioned person is very Fresche.
2) An obscure type of marijuana.
3) An alias for a male whose first name is "Douglas." Implies that the aforementioned person is very Fresche.
1) Evan thinks he can Douggie but when he tries he just looks like an asspie geeking out over his favorite anime episode.
2) Hey man, smokin' up a Douggie behind Carl's house. Where you at?
3)Sup Douggie, you lookin' mighty fresche. Get it in with Naomi lately?
2) Hey man, smokin' up a Douggie behind Carl's house. Where you at?
3)Sup Douggie, you lookin' mighty fresche. Get it in with Naomi lately?
by Implying713 July 02, 2011
The one person who nobody likes and just has to ruin everyone's fun. Commonly seen being a douchebag while committing actions that are completely irrelevant to the situation.
Josh: Guys, I just found out I actually like football. I might keep playing if no stupid jackasses show up this time.
Doug: Oh God, here comes that guy.
That Guy: Sup guys. Any of you get laid yet? Josh, are you still a virgin? I'm gonna get you laid this summer.
Josh: That's it, I'm gone.
That Guy: Hold on, guys, I'm gonna fire up some mary-j for a minute. *starts puffing away on a joint*
Doug: Oh God, here comes that guy.
That Guy: Sup guys. Any of you get laid yet? Josh, are you still a virgin? I'm gonna get you laid this summer.
Josh: That's it, I'm gone.
That Guy: Hold on, guys, I'm gonna fire up some mary-j for a minute. *starts puffing away on a joint*
by Implying713 June 24, 2011
A meaningless phrase spouted out after an insult or confession, the literal meaning of which roughly translates either to "Fuck, I shouldn't have said that," or "I'm completely serious." Used often by annoying teenage girls.
Sister: Hey, Doug. I hate you. Just kidding.
Doug: Yeah by this point I think we all know what "just kidding" means.
Girlfriend: I have something important to tell you... I'm not really a virgin... Just kidding!
Doug: Who did you do it with and when?
Doug: Yeah by this point I think we all know what "just kidding" means.
Girlfriend: I have something important to tell you... I'm not really a virgin... Just kidding!
Doug: Who did you do it with and when?
by Implying713 July 05, 2011
That which you do things for. Theoretically, the lulz can consist of anything that could potentially cause any person or group to burst out in extreme fits of the giggle-snorts. Lulz, being a corruption of the acronym "lol," can also be used as an exclamation of joy gained from a particularly hilarious situation.
Doug: Hey, Alex, why do you have to slam my locker shut every day?
Alex: I do it for the lulz.
Doug: Hey guys that douchebag just got punched in the face by an old lady.
Josiah: Oh my god, that's pure lulz.
Doug: FUCK!
Teacher: Doug, you have detention at three after school.
Josh: Lulz!
Alex: I do it for the lulz.
Doug: Hey guys that douchebag just got punched in the face by an old lady.
Josiah: Oh my god, that's pure lulz.
Doug: FUCK!
Teacher: Doug, you have detention at three after school.
Josh: Lulz!
by Implying713 January 12, 2011