Implying713's definitions
The edgier, hornier brother of your standard "heh" laugh. Used primarily by former emo kids or fucking idiots, esp after making a particularly bad joke, usually of a sexual nature.
GF: Quit screwing around, we need to fill up these holes in the ground
BF: I'll fill up YOUR holes in the ground
GF: hheh
BF: I'll fill up YOUR holes in the ground
GF: hheh
by Implying713 December 29, 2018
Get the hhehmug. 1) A musical track that plays at such an incredible volume or contains great enough bass that the listener's cranial region is shattered and/or pulverized whilst blood, grey matter, and other assorted materials gush out of every fissure created by the initial shockwave.
2) A combat maneuver that effectively replicates the aftereffects of the first definition.
3) A very fucking painful and forceful blowjob.
2) A combat maneuver that effectively replicates the aftereffects of the first definition.
3) A very fucking painful and forceful blowjob.
1) As soon as Jimmy started playing that heavy-ass skull crusher shit through his airplane headphones his brains fucking spewed all over my goddamn shirt, so now I have to go out to Wal-Mart and buy a brand new one. But I think I'll keep the old one as a memento.
2) Dude I though Brad was going to kick Jack's ass when that kid pulled off a skull crusher and splattered Brad's face all over the pavement, Jesus!
3) I gave my girlfriend a skull crusher last night, so she took off school today because she had a sore throat.
2) Dude I though Brad was going to kick Jack's ass when that kid pulled off a skull crusher and splattered Brad's face all over the pavement, Jesus!
3) I gave my girlfriend a skull crusher last night, so she took off school today because she had a sore throat.
by Implying713 February 19, 2011
Get the skull crushermug. To waste vast amounts of time and effort on multiple ways of trying to accomplish something you'll never be able to pull off.
Doug: Dude, Mike thinks he can totally get this chick in bed but I doubt she'd even hold his hand.
Trevor: Yeah, I heard she turned him down when he asked her out on a date, and when he slipped roofies into her drink at the party last night she never picked it back up anyway.
Doug: Talk about killing two stones with one bird.
Trevor: Yeah, I heard she turned him down when he asked her out on a date, and when he slipped roofies into her drink at the party last night she never picked it back up anyway.
Doug: Talk about killing two stones with one bird.
by Implying713 June 24, 2011
Get the Killing Two Stones With One Birdmug. That which you do things for. Theoretically, the lulz can consist of anything that could potentially cause any person or group to burst out in extreme fits of the giggle-snorts. Lulz, being a corruption of the acronym "lol," can also be used as an exclamation of joy gained from a particularly hilarious situation.
Doug: Hey, Alex, why do you have to slam my locker shut every day?
Alex: I do it for the lulz.
Doug: Hey guys that douchebag just got punched in the face by an old lady.
Josiah: Oh my god, that's pure lulz.
Doug: FUCK!
Teacher: Doug, you have detention at three after school.
Josh: Lulz!
Alex: I do it for the lulz.
Doug: Hey guys that douchebag just got punched in the face by an old lady.
Josiah: Oh my god, that's pure lulz.
Doug: FUCK!
Teacher: Doug, you have detention at three after school.
Josh: Lulz!
by Implying713 January 13, 2011
Get the The Lulzmug. A special maneuver known only by ninjas, Chuck Norris, Captain Falcon, and Jesus. This meme originated from the popular (albeit overrated) anime "Naruto," in an episode where the character named Gai performs a flying side-kick into the antagonist's face, during which he - in typical anime fashion - screams out the name of his attack: Dynamic Entry.
To perform a dynamic entry, one must come out of absolutely nowhere into a given situation and spontaneously kick one or more persons' asses. The attack may or may not contain massive amounts of gar (the polar opposite of gay), but a dynamic entry - especially in real life - always generates extreme lulz.
To perform a dynamic entry, one must come out of absolutely nowhere into a given situation and spontaneously kick one or more persons' asses. The attack may or may not contain massive amounts of gar (the polar opposite of gay), but a dynamic entry - especially in real life - always generates extreme lulz.
Josiah: Josh, get the door, someone's knocking.
Josh: *opens front door*
Doug: DYNAMIC ENTRY!!!1 *actually manages to kick Josh's ass*
Josiah: Hey, asshole, you're late by like half an hour. Where the f#ck where you?
Doug: Beating off.
Josh: *opens front door*
Doug: DYNAMIC ENTRY!!!1 *actually manages to kick Josh's ass*
Josiah: Hey, asshole, you're late by like half an hour. Where the f#ck where you?
Doug: Beating off.
by Implying713 January 28, 2011
Get the Dynamic Entrymug. You've just finished taking a giant dump and you're about to pull up your trousers after wiping your ass squeeky-clean when suddenly you feel another shit-missile about to explode out of your rectum.
Guy 1: Dude what took you so long in the bathroom? Were you beating off?
Guy 2: No, man, I had a serious case of round 2.
Guy 2: No, man, I had a serious case of round 2.
by Implying713 January 24, 2011
Get the Round 2mug. A lollernaut (portmanteau of "lol" and "astronaut") is any individual who sides himself neither with good nor evil - only the lulz. Lollernauts are generally extremely hilarious but also socially unapproachable. This rare breed of people associates themselves with the League of Lulz, founded in Altoona, PA by Jew the Imperator - the first official lollernaut.
The term was coined by League of Lulz member Doug E. Fresh, the third official LOL member and regional King of Fail.
The term was coined by League of Lulz member Doug E. Fresh, the third official LOL member and regional King of Fail.
Lollernauts... For great justice!!!1
by Implying713 January 20, 2011
Get the Lollernautmug.