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To waste vast amounts of time and effort on multiple ways of trying to accomplish something you'll never be able to pull off.
Doug: Dude, Mike thinks he can totally get this chick in bed but I doubt she'd even hold his hand.
Trevor: Yeah, I heard she turned him down when he asked her out on a date, and when he slipped roofies into her drink at the party last night she never picked it back up anyway.
Doug: Talk about killing two stones with one bird.
Trevor: Yeah, I heard she turned him down when he asked her out on a date, and when he slipped roofies into her drink at the party last night she never picked it back up anyway.
Doug: Talk about killing two stones with one bird.
by Implying713 June 24, 2011
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The term was coined by League of Lulz member Doug E. Fresh, the third official LOL member and regional King of Fail.
The term was coined by League of Lulz member Doug E. Fresh, the third official LOL member and regional King of Fail.
Lollernauts... For great justice!!!1
by Implying713 January 20, 2011
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