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To be “Judased” is to be betrayed, usually by someone you trust and love.

The word comes from the 13th Apostle Judas Iscariot who betrayed Jesus to his death.

The word has currently been made popular by the novel and movie “Cloud Atlas” by David Mitchell.
“Her life was sad n' judased, she died tryin' to change the Old-Uns thinkin’.”
by Ian De La Rosa August 3, 2013
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A worthless and obnoxious person. A "Dick Weed" is similar to a "Dick Head."
This was a common phrase in Southern Californian surf culture in the late 1970s and early 1980s.
I am so sick of that dick weed bossing me around.
by Ian De La Rosa June 18, 2013
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A Charlie Brown is a “middle of the road” sort of guy. He is not extreme and doesn’t see life as “black and white.” He sees all the grays and variations, which makes him interesting in some way. Some people see this as a “wishy washy” personality, but it is not so.

Charlie Brown is not mainstream. He is loyal to his friends and has an under rated “offbeat” sense –of-humor. Overall, he is not a bad person to be around.
Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, you are the Charlie Brown-iest.
by Ian De La Rosa July 3, 2013
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Sea Hag
Sea Hags” are found in most coastal communities in Southern California and in many other beach environments throughout the world. They usually were cursed from early age with having large breasts and developed “out of control” egos from over attention by horny boys and men. They tend to have bleached blond hair and favor green & blue eye shadow. They are mostly loud, over- dramatic, gossipy and are recovering alcoholics, coke heads, etc. They belonged to the “mean girl” crowd in high school and enjoyed making fun of geeks or the fat kids at school. One major indicator sign of a “Sea Hag” are the Christian “Born Again” bumper stickers on their cars…such as “TRUTH,” “The Chosen” etc.
They usually dress 20+ years younger than their age and from a distance might look attractive in a cheap “Barbie doll/hooker” sort of way, but up close, their shallow contempt emanates through their caked on makeup which easily betrays their age. On contact with a Sea Hag a feeling of mistrust and revulsion will come upon you due to the putrescence emanating from their lost souls.

All Sea Hags are trouble-makers and several of their favorite past-times are sleeping with married men, pitting men in fights against each other over them in bars and befriending people to later betray them for their own selfish ends.

The origin of “Sea Hag” might come from the Popeye cartoon character.
Nina is such a "Sea Hag."
by Ian De La Rosa June 13, 2013
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A “ Worm Tongue” is a cunning, lying “sack of shit” Troll who for some reason is able to incredibly manipulate people to evil ends with their voices. The trance that worm tongues put their victims into is similar to a snake that hypnotizes its prey, before it eats them.

Most televangelists, used-car salesmen, politicians, hookers, drug dealers and lawyers have worm tongues and have to the power to seduce people with their voices.

The origin of the worm tongue is most-likely the character created by J.R.R. Tolkien in “The Lord of The Rings” trilogy.
Len is sure one mother-fucking worm tongue. I have never seen one person create so much stink between people in such a long time.
by Ian De La Rosa July 3, 2013
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A “Dark Friend” is someone who has sold their soul to the devil (or at least thinks they have) in return for “kick backs” from Satan.

Dark Friends socially prey on people and take great pleasure in creating sorrow and mischief in their lives.

They are usually charming when young and many even have a clever, sense-of-humor.

Dark friends are different than Trolls in that they believe in an evil higher power.

Most trolls are “Atheists” or “Born-Again Christians. “

All Dark Friends take great pleasure in subtly seducing people…with drugs, sex, and decadent views on life. They enjoy seeing the gradual downfall of the people they have “taken under the wing” by destroying their positive relationships, getting them addicted to drugs, etc. and other bad behavior.

Dark Friends will take you to a “Girl’s Night Out” to get you drunk and cheat on your significant other. They are jealous of and despise “Love” in all its forms and focus on the “ultimately hollow” sensual aspect of Sex, Clothing, Jewelry and the latest gadgets and fashions.

Most Dark Friends usually end up alone and bitter in their last years with few people wanting to have anything to do with them from their lifetime’s worth of nastiness.
Perry is one mean dark friend, he poisoned my cat, fucked my dog and keyed my car.
by Ian De La Rosa July 1, 2013
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In practical everyday uses, a Dark Friend is someone who appears to like you and have your best interest at hand, but, in reality, subtly enjoys befriending you and watching your down fall.

Dark Friends enjoy turning good, honest and loyal people into bad and watching their suffering and deterioration that comes in result of this. They can slowly do this through the use of drugs, music, sex, materialistic culture or subtle suggestions that slowly make the person discontent and open to negative activity.

On the outside, Dark Friends can be attractive, clever and funny, but their motives are always vile and self-centered. They hold Love in great contempt and try to destroy and dissolve it in any way possible.

The term “Dark Friend” originated in the fictional world of Robert Jordan’s Wheel of Time fantasy series. “Dark friends are followers of the Dark One. Dark friend in the Old Tongue is Atha'an Shadar, which translated more directly to "People of the Dark.”
“As a, hopefully, wiser adult, I can see into people much better and can see a dark friend more than I was able to when I was younger.”
by Ian De La Rosa September 20, 2013
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