Ian De La Rosa's definitions
A “Play Boy” is an older word for a “Player.” They are basically the same type of character.
Play Boys are essentially “bullshit artists” who are always trying to get laid.
A play boy usually dresses flashy, has a fancy car, jewelry, new technology and thinks he is God’s gift to women. Many women are impressed by their lying antics, fancy cars and big screen TV’s, so it is hard to feel too sorry for them as they downward spiral into a bad relationship with a play boy.
Play Boys usually hate their mothers, at least deep down, and, in turn, hate all women because of this. Women to them are to be used sexually and then thrown away when they get “clingy.” Many times, their mothers were control freaks, half-insane or slept with a wide assortment of abusive men while the “play boy in training” was growing up.
Play Boys are usually personable but have a sociopathic tendency, which makes them bad friends. In time, after they gain your trust, they will try to sleep, many-times successfully, with your wife, daughter, sister, and, sometimes, mother, if she is young enough.
Play Boys are essentially “bullshit artists” who are always trying to get laid.
A play boy usually dresses flashy, has a fancy car, jewelry, new technology and thinks he is God’s gift to women. Many women are impressed by their lying antics, fancy cars and big screen TV’s, so it is hard to feel too sorry for them as they downward spiral into a bad relationship with a play boy.
Play Boys usually hate their mothers, at least deep down, and, in turn, hate all women because of this. Women to them are to be used sexually and then thrown away when they get “clingy.” Many times, their mothers were control freaks, half-insane or slept with a wide assortment of abusive men while the “play boy in training” was growing up.
Play Boys are usually personable but have a sociopathic tendency, which makes them bad friends. In time, after they gain your trust, they will try to sleep, many-times successfully, with your wife, daughter, sister, and, sometimes, mother, if she is young enough.
by Ian De La Rosa September 20, 2013
Get the Play Boymug. A “Misery Chain” describes the "endless cycle" of bad parenting.
"Fucked up parents" create "fucked up kids" who grow up to have more fucked up kids of their own, which keeps the Misery Chain going on and on into the future.
"Misery Chains" are often created by selfish or stupid people with no insight or sense of ethics: playboys, players, skanks, sluts, floozies, druggies, crack heads, dark friends, beach trolls, hill trolls, city trolls and trolls in general.
"Fucked up parents" create "fucked up kids" who grow up to have more fucked up kids of their own, which keeps the Misery Chain going on and on into the future.
"Misery Chains" are often created by selfish or stupid people with no insight or sense of ethics: playboys, players, skanks, sluts, floozies, druggies, crack heads, dark friends, beach trolls, hill trolls, city trolls and trolls in general.
Wow, she created one “misery chain” having all those “screwed-up” kids by a bunch of different “screwed-up” guys.
by Ian De La Rosa July 20, 2013
Get the Misery Chainmug. A “ Worm Tongue” is a cunning, lying “sack of shit” Troll who for some reason is able to incredibly manipulate people to evil ends with their voices. The trance that worm tongues put their victims into is similar to a snake that hypnotizes its prey, before it eats them.
Most televangelists, used-car salesmen, politicians, hookers, drug dealers and lawyers have worm tongues and have to the power to seduce people with their voices.
The origin of the worm tongue is most-likely the character created by J.R.R. Tolkien in “The Lord of The Rings” trilogy.
Most televangelists, used-car salesmen, politicians, hookers, drug dealers and lawyers have worm tongues and have to the power to seduce people with their voices.
The origin of the worm tongue is most-likely the character created by J.R.R. Tolkien in “The Lord of The Rings” trilogy.
Len is sure one mother-fucking worm tongue. I have never seen one person create so much stink between people in such a long time.
by Ian De La Rosa July 30, 2013
Get the Worm Tonguemug. Reiner is a uncommon name for a male.
It is the English version of the German name “Rayner.“
Most Reiner's are proud individuals with an underlying shifty “fake” quality to their personalities that becomes apparent on a first meeting.
They are usually very insecure people at the base: untrustworthy, hypocritical, and self-centered with a heavy “Control Freak” and “Sneaky” edge.
It is the English version of the German name “Rayner.“
Most Reiner's are proud individuals with an underlying shifty “fake” quality to their personalities that becomes apparent on a first meeting.
They are usually very insecure people at the base: untrustworthy, hypocritical, and self-centered with a heavy “Control Freak” and “Sneaky” edge.
“Reiner is one vile, sneaky sack of shit. He slept with my sister while trying to bed my wife and daughter at the same time.”
by Ian De La Rosa October 13, 2013
Get the Reinermug. Before the Internet, there were the mythical Trolls of old who ate farmer’s goats.
After that, there were and are the semi-human versions of trolls that still exist today in all regions throughout the world.
Trolls can be divided into groups depending on where they live, such as Beach Trolls, Hill Trolls, City Trolls, Suburban Trolls, Valley Trolls and a couple other categories which take on unique characteristics depending on their surroundings.
All trolls are socially predatory creatures and when young are usually obsessed with their exterior appearances, while neglecting development of their blackening souls.
Their interior ugliness comes out as they age, and they, usually, let their outer appearances go to hell, so that they are easily recognizable. But, the young and middle-aged trolls will sometimes fool you with their charm.
All trolls are shysters and tight-fisted money grubbers who will screw you on any deal while making it out like you are the one coming out ahead. They will usually always greet you with a smile and a handshake. Sometimes, they will call you “brother” or “lady” to throw you off track.
All trolls are shit stirrers, lechers & trouble-makers. They would be the first to try and get your “significant other” in the sack, screw you out of some money or slander you.
After that, there were and are the semi-human versions of trolls that still exist today in all regions throughout the world.
Trolls can be divided into groups depending on where they live, such as Beach Trolls, Hill Trolls, City Trolls, Suburban Trolls, Valley Trolls and a couple other categories which take on unique characteristics depending on their surroundings.
All trolls are socially predatory creatures and when young are usually obsessed with their exterior appearances, while neglecting development of their blackening souls.
Their interior ugliness comes out as they age, and they, usually, let their outer appearances go to hell, so that they are easily recognizable. But, the young and middle-aged trolls will sometimes fool you with their charm.
All trolls are shysters and tight-fisted money grubbers who will screw you on any deal while making it out like you are the one coming out ahead. They will usually always greet you with a smile and a handshake. Sometimes, they will call you “brother” or “lady” to throw you off track.
All trolls are shit stirrers, lechers & trouble-makers. They would be the first to try and get your “significant other” in the sack, screw you out of some money or slander you.
by Ian De La Rosa September 19, 2013
Get the Trollmug. Flags are little pieces of colored cloth that are used to create division amongst people.
Flags are handy to use in wars, so you know which side to kill.
A “flag waver” is an overly, misguided patriotic who hangs many flags around the outside of their house, waves them in their hands or attaches them to their vehicles.
Some of the more inbred “Hill Billy,” “Chuckle Head” individuals will even stick a giant flag on a tall pole and attach it to the back of their vehicle so that they can slowly drive around town with the big flag flapping in the wind for all to see.
These “people?” get easily excited and would be the first to verbally send you off to some unjust war to rape and pillage some far away country. These wars are usually created by big businesses that use government politicians as their puppets to make money. These wars/business ventures are really for stealing some other country’s natural resources while killing their inhabitants in the name of “giving them democracy,” eradicating non-existent “weapons of mass-destruction,” etc.
Hitler was really into his flags. During the height of World War II, if you were the one guy on the block who didn’t have your big Nazi flag floating in the wind out front, you could get a one-way ticket to a concentration camp for being a malcontent and unpatriotic.
Flags are handy to use in wars, so you know which side to kill.
A “flag waver” is an overly, misguided patriotic who hangs many flags around the outside of their house, waves them in their hands or attaches them to their vehicles.
Some of the more inbred “Hill Billy,” “Chuckle Head” individuals will even stick a giant flag on a tall pole and attach it to the back of their vehicle so that they can slowly drive around town with the big flag flapping in the wind for all to see.
These “people?” get easily excited and would be the first to verbally send you off to some unjust war to rape and pillage some far away country. These wars are usually created by big businesses that use government politicians as their puppets to make money. These wars/business ventures are really for stealing some other country’s natural resources while killing their inhabitants in the name of “giving them democracy,” eradicating non-existent “weapons of mass-destruction,” etc.
Hitler was really into his flags. During the height of World War II, if you were the one guy on the block who didn’t have your big Nazi flag floating in the wind out front, you could get a one-way ticket to a concentration camp for being a malcontent and unpatriotic.
Lenny is one hell of a flag waver. He just sent his son off to a war to risk his life so our oil companies could get rich. What an idiot...
by Ian De La Rosa July 30, 2013
Get the Flag Wavermug. A “Dark Friend” is someone who has sold their soul to the devil (or at least thinks they have) in return for “kick backs” from Satan.
Dark Friends socially prey on people and take great pleasure in creating sorrow and mischief in their lives.
They are usually charming when young and many even have a clever, sense-of-humor.
Dark friends are different than Trolls in that they believe in an evil higher power.
Most trolls are “Atheists” or “Born-Again Christians. “
All Dark Friends take great pleasure in subtly seducing people…with drugs, sex, and decadent views on life. They enjoy seeing the gradual downfall of the people they have “taken under the wing” by destroying their positive relationships, getting them addicted to drugs, etc. and other bad behavior.
Dark Friends will take you to a “Girl’s Night Out” to get you drunk and cheat on your significant other. They are jealous of and despise “Love” in all its forms and focus on the “ultimately hollow” sensual aspect of Sex, Clothing, Jewelry and the latest gadgets and fashions.
Most Dark Friends usually end up alone and bitter in their last years with few people wanting to have anything to do with them from their lifetime’s worth of nastiness.
Dark Friends socially prey on people and take great pleasure in creating sorrow and mischief in their lives.
They are usually charming when young and many even have a clever, sense-of-humor.
Dark friends are different than Trolls in that they believe in an evil higher power.
Most trolls are “Atheists” or “Born-Again Christians. “
All Dark Friends take great pleasure in subtly seducing people…with drugs, sex, and decadent views on life. They enjoy seeing the gradual downfall of the people they have “taken under the wing” by destroying their positive relationships, getting them addicted to drugs, etc. and other bad behavior.
Dark Friends will take you to a “Girl’s Night Out” to get you drunk and cheat on your significant other. They are jealous of and despise “Love” in all its forms and focus on the “ultimately hollow” sensual aspect of Sex, Clothing, Jewelry and the latest gadgets and fashions.
Most Dark Friends usually end up alone and bitter in their last years with few people wanting to have anything to do with them from their lifetime’s worth of nastiness.
by Ian De La Rosa July 20, 2013
Get the Dark Friendmug.