Judased

To be “Judased” is to be betrayed, usually by someone you trust and love.

The word comes from the 13th Apostle Judas Iscariot who betrayed Jesus to his death.

The word has currently been made popular by the novel and movie “Cloud Atlas” by David Mitchell.
“Her life was sad n' judased, she died tryin' to change the Old-Uns thinkin’.”
by Ian De La Rosa September 04, 2013
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Transference

Transference is when you “transfer” you personal flaws and garbage to someone else.

Many times, people don’t even realize they are doing this.

Occasionally it is important for personal, positive growth to ask yourself if you are doing this to other people, because by periodically examining your own flaws, you can be aware of them.

By becoming aware of them, you have to opportunity to change and become a better and happier person.
My semi-evil, douche-bag neighbor just told me all this nasty stuff about everyone in town. I have a feeling he is mostly talking about himself indirectly and using transference.
by Ian De La Rosa July 09, 2013
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Beach Troll

Beach Trolls can be either male or female and are found in beach communities throughout the world.

They are socially predatory creatures and usually obsessed with their exterior appearances, while neglecting development of their blackening souls.

Their interior ugliness comes out as they age, so that they are easily recognizable when older, but the young and middle-aged beach trolls will sometimes fool you with their charm and temporarily youthful beauty.

Their favorite pastimes include sleeping with married people, collecting jewelry and looking in the mirror.
Wow, I just found my ex-best friend in our Jacuzzi. She was having a threesome with my teenage son and husband. She is one mean, beach troll.
by Ian De La Rosa June 22, 2013
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Sea Hag

Sea Hag
“Sea Hags” are found in most coastal communities in Southern California and in many other beach environments throughout the world. They usually were cursed from early age with having large breasts and developed “out of control” egos from over attention by horny boys and men. They tend to have bleached blond hair and favor green & blue eye shadow. They are mostly loud, over- dramatic, gossipy and are recovering alcoholics, coke heads, etc. They belonged to the “mean girl” crowd in high school and enjoyed making fun of geeks or the fat kids at school. One major indicator sign of a “Sea Hag” are the Christian “Born Again” bumper stickers on their cars…such as “TRUTH,” “The Chosen” etc.
They usually dress 20+ years younger than their age and from a distance might look attractive in a cheap “Barbie doll/hooker” sort of way, but up close, their shallow contempt emanates through their caked on makeup which easily betrays their age. On contact with a Sea Hag a feeling of mistrust and revulsion will come upon you due to the putrescence emanating from their lost souls.

All Sea Hags are trouble-makers and several of their favorite past-times are sleeping with married men, pitting men in fights against each other over them in bars and befriending people to later betray them for their own selfish ends.

The origin of “Sea Hag” might come from the Popeye cartoon character.
Nina is such a "Sea Hag."
by Ian De La Rosa June 13, 2013
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Dark Friend

A “Dark Friend” is someone who has sold their soul to the devil (or at least thinks they have) in return for “kick backs” from Satan.

Dark Friends socially prey on people and take great pleasure in creating sorrow and mischief in their lives.

They are usually charming when young and many even have a clever, sense-of-humor.

Dark friends are different than Trolls in that they believe in an evil higher power.

Most trolls are “Atheists” or “Born-Again Christians. “

All Dark Friends take great pleasure in subtly seducing people…with drugs, sex, and decadent views on life. They enjoy seeing the gradual downfall of the people they have “taken under the wing” by destroying their positive relationships, getting them addicted to drugs, etc. and other bad behavior.

Dark Friends will take you to a “Girl’s Night Out” to get you drunk and cheat on your significant other. They are jealous of and despise “Love” in all its forms and focus on the “ultimately hollow” sensual aspect of Sex, Clothing, Jewelry and the latest gadgets and fashions.

Most Dark Friends usually end up alone and bitter in their last years with few people wanting to have anything to do with them from their lifetime’s worth of nastiness.
Perry is one mean dark friend, he poisoned my cat, fucked my dog and keyed my car.
by Ian De La Rosa July 20, 2013
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Player

A “Player” is a Modern Name for a “Play Boy.”

They are basically the same Type of Character.

Players & Play Boys will Do and Say Anything to Have Sex with as Many Women as possible.

They have No Ethics or Integrity and are usually Sociopaths (they Socially Prey on people).

They make Terrible Spouses, Lovers or Friends, because they will Always Fuck You Over in the End.

+One of the greatest tragedies of a Playboy/Player is that they fail to understand One of the “Higher Truths” in life... THAT TRUTH IS THAT ‘TRUE LOVE’ IS THE BEST AND MOST SATISFYING THING IN LIFE.”

Players Reduce Sex only to a Game and Temporarily Pleasure like Eating A Fast Food Cheeseburger. To be “Ultimately” Happy in life, one must have Sex combined with Love in a loyal, One to One, existence.

By Failing to see this reality, Most Players/Playboys have Sex with one person after the other in an Endless Cycle of Pursuit, Sex, Pursuit, Sex, etc., which ENDS only in a Unsatisfying Spent Life of Loneliness and Being Despised By All They Have Betrayed.
"Watch out for your friend Frank, he will try to bed your wife, while sleeping with your sister, while trying to bed your mom and daughter.
He is one mean Player..."
by Ian De La Rosa November 05, 2013
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Charlie Brown

A Charlie Brown is a “middle of the road” sort of guy. He is not extreme and doesn’t see life as “black and white.” He sees all the grays and variations, which makes him interesting in some way. Some people see this as a “wishy washy” personality, but it is not so.

Charlie Brown is not mainstream. He is loyal to his friends and has an under rated “offbeat” sense –of-humor. Overall, he is not a bad person to be around.
Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, you are the Charlie Brown-iest.
by Ian De La Rosa July 30, 2013
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