Dance the chocolate cha-cha in the Bourneville

Verb: to Dances the Chocolate Cha-cha in the Bourneville Boulevard is a very convoluted way of saying that someone is having anal sex. (Bourneville is a UK place near Birmingham where the Cadbury's chocolate factory is based.)

Is he musical? You should see the way he dances the chocolate cha-cha in the Bourneville Boulevard!

by Ian Chode April 02, 2003

Chalfonts

Piles. Rhyming slang for Chalfont St Giles, a place in the UK.

Oooh, me Chalfonts.

by Ian Chode April 08, 2003

nutmeg

In football (soccer), a nutmeg is where you pass the ball through an opponent's legs. This doesn't have to be the goal keeper.

I nutmegged him!

by Ian Chode March 04, 2004

curtain twitcher

A lesbian, or as you may refer to them, a carpet licker, rug muncher or bean flicker.

She is a right old curtain twitcher.

by Ian Chode June 16, 2006

cobbler's

See cobblers

by Ian Chode September 22, 2003

oy oy

A salutation of recognition from the UK, often shouted, sometimes in an ironic manner.

by Ian Chode September 14, 2003

botty chunder

Shit; faeces.

It's a load of botty chunder!

by Ian Chode September 17, 2003