Ian Chode's definitions

call it

To call it a day, to end the current task.

Right, I'm going to call it, that's enough for me.

by Ian Chode March 15, 2004

flying without wings

1. Sex without a condom.
2. Going commando whilst menstruating.
3. Attempting sex after the testicles have been removed.

1. I'm worried she might be up the stick, last night we were flying without wings.
2. It was a gungy mess, she was flying without wings.
3. (Is this even possible?)

by Ian Chode March 7, 2004

nutmeg

In football (soccer), a nutmeg is where you pass the ball through an opponent's legs. This doesn't have to be the goal keeper.

I nutmegged him!

by Ian Chode March 4, 2004

do a Morecambe

I heard this phrase at the Comedy Store in London when an old man was performing at the gong show. I can only presume that the heckle "Do a Morecambe" meant to have a heart attack whilst performing, as did the much-loved British comedian Eric Morecambe, who many would consider to be one of the greatest comedians of all time. (Although technically Mr Morecambe had his heart attack in the wings after the show.)

Old stand-up: "..."
Heckler: "Do a Morecambe!"

by Ian Chode February 24, 2004

coprophotophobia

An inability to have a shit with the light on.

Apparently he suffered from coprophotophobia, but he kept us in the dark about it.

by Ian Chode February 24, 2004

suicide bummer

Catching AIDS is a common modus mortem for the suicide bomber.

Pass the AZT, I was recruited as a suicide bummer.

by Ian Chode February 24, 2004

kamekarzy

To almost kill yourself with trapped wind and the utter the violence of a shit. (From the UK slang karzy meaning toilet).

I tell you, after that curry his toilet turned into a kamekarzy.

by Ian Chode February 24, 2004