Ian Chode's definitions

cunt hairs

A cunt hair is also used as a very small unit of measurement.

Turn the bass down just a cunt hair.

by Ian Chode February 22, 2004

turnip

Very much a "root" vegetable, used in BlackAdder TV series with penile overtones. May descend from use of navo in Spanish.

Suck my turnip!

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

trowser browser

A poof.

He's a trouser browser.

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

bucky

A homosexual, one who has earnt his rusty sherrif's badge.

What a bucky!

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

nutmeg

In football (soccer), a nutmeg is where you pass the ball through an opponent's legs. This doesn't have to be the goal keeper.

I nutmegged him!

by Ian Chode March 4, 2004

Chalfonts

Piles. Rhyming slang for Chalfont St Giles, a place in the UK.

Oooh, me Chalfonts.

by Ian Chode April 8, 2003

cobbler's

See cobblers

by Ian Chode September 22, 2003