helm

Short form of helmet, the bell end.

Oh Mr Wolf, what a big helm you've got.
All the better to shaft you with.

by Ian Chode April 03, 2003

ball-cack

Spunk; gentleman's jelly; man paste.

There are no CDs! Oh ball-cack!

by Ian Chode October 09, 2003

oy oy

A salutation of recognition from the UK, often shouted, sometimes in an ironic manner.

by Ian Chode September 14, 2003

heads-up

A business buzzword meaning to give somebody a summary or progress report on the current situation.
Mainly used by idiots who want to be something they're not, ie successful businessmen.

Let me give you a heads-up on the current state of play.

by Ian Chode August 12, 2004

shit smasher

A fruit; worm worshipper of distinction. This gets right to the heart of the sickening violence of the homosexual act.

by Ian Chode June 05, 2003

dime a dozen

Something that is very common, and can be found easily. This is a US phrase, in the UK it is usually stated as "ten a penny".

Oh, being gay is so fashionable these days, they're a dime a dozen!

by Ian Chode October 24, 2003

kiddy toucher

A paedophile.

by Ian Chode June 05, 2003