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Cock Master 5000 series

Mythical computer system, specified when the exact hardware requirements are not known. Sounds like something that IBM might produce.
It'll run OK on a Cock Master 5000 series.
by Ian Chode April 20, 2003
mugGet the Cock Master 5000 seriesmug.

vagetarian

One who eats at least one form of meat: beef curtains!
by Ian Chode September 14, 2003
mugGet the vagetarianmug.

Walter Mitty

A fictional character prone to daydreaming and fantasy. Currently in the news in the UK after a government official compared a UK intelligence worker David Kelly to Walter Mitty. Dr Kelly then killed himself, sparking the Hutton inquiry which will probably be a whitewash and Tony Blair will cling to power for a little while longer. Tosser.
He is a Walter Mitty-style fantasist!
by Ian Chode September 17, 2003
mugGet the Walter Mittymug.

bollecular structure

The nobsack-dick-pubes combo. (A corruption of molecular structure.)
by Ian Chode October 23, 2003
mugGet the bollecular structuremug.

george dubya

Hairy women's bits. As in bush.
She had a mean george dubya!
by Ian Chode March 20, 2004
mugGet the george dubyamug.

Farmer Giles

Piles. Cockney rhyming slang, often abbreviated to Farmers.
Ooooh, me fackin' farmers!
by Ian Chode April 8, 2003
mugGet the Farmer Gilesmug.

pelvis pulveriser

A practicioner of vicious sexual intercourse, often homosexual.
He was a pelvis pulveriser. That's why I'm in a wheelchair.
by Ian Chode March 20, 2004
mugGet the pelvis pulverisermug.

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