love snot

Cum.

Please put your hand in my underpants and jiggle it around until I produce love snot. Thanks, Simon.

by Ian Chode April 08, 2003

dobber

Dobber in South Derbyshire, England, means condom.

"I ran out of dobbers so I had to go up the tradesman's entrance!"

by Ian Chode January 18, 2005

juggling turds with wet hands

Carrying out several tasks at the same time, none of which are easy but none of which are impossible, whilst in circumstances which are not particularly favourable to completing the task.

It's like juggling turds with wet hands!

by Ian Chode September 13, 2003

hi are ye

A silly slang greeting that is supposed to sound like a Northern Ireland accent asking "How are you?"

Hi are ye?
Very well, tank-ye!

by Ian Chode September 14, 2003

global hypercolour

T-shirts (or other clothing) that change colour according to how hot the wearer's body is. Popular in the 1990s. Failed invention due to fundamentally silly idea. See also midget cream.

Marc's T-shirt was made of global hypercolour. Then he went to prison.

by Ian Chode March 20, 2004

anal canal

The bodily orifice that something shoved up the ass goes into.
Note the slightly forced pronunciation here to get the rhyme.

Fabs took it up the anal canal like a man.

by Ian Chode February 25, 2004

backtickler

An uphill gardener.

by Ian Chode April 03, 2003