Definitions by Ian Chode

popinjay 

A vain and talkative person who chatters like a parrot.

"A drink-sodden ex-Trotskyist popinjay and a useful idiot!" - George Galloway, British MP.

popinjay by Ian Chode July 16, 2008

Pokemon face 

A toothy smiley face, as given by a Pokemon character, with eyes almost closed.

Go on Kelly, show us your Pokemon face.

Pokemon face by Ian Chode January 28, 2008

masto 

Masturbation - polishing the bishop!

I am engaging in vicious masto!

masto by Ian Chode May 6, 2007

cherry

Virginity. Like a balloon, in that it only takes one prick and it's gone.

I popped her cherry! Hard!

cherry by Ian Chode January 10, 2007

twazzbag

An idiot, fool or buffoon.

He was a complete twazzbag!

twazzbag by Ian Chode August 7, 2006

nob band 

An idiot, a complete prat.

That guy was a fucking nob band.

nob band by Ian Chode August 7, 2006

curtain twitcher 

A lesbian, or as you may refer to them, a carpet licker, rug muncher or bean flicker.

She is a right old curtain twitcher.

curtain twitcher by Ian Chode June 17, 2006