Ian Chode's definitions

helm

Short form of helmet, the bell end.

Oh Mr Wolf, what a big helm you've got.
All the better to shaft you with.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

call it

To call it a day, to end the current task.

Right, I'm going to call it, that's enough for me.

by Ian Chode March 15, 2004

rubber

In England a rubber is also a pencil eraser.

by Ian Chode June 11, 2003

snot

Nasal mucus.

I am full of snot today.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

Cockfosters

1. A termination point for the Picadilly Line tube in London.

2. A nutritious, if somewhat salty beverage designed to create excitement in the ladies. However, whilst Fosters is lager, Cockfosters is bitter!

Drink my Cockfosters!

by Ian Chode July 23, 2003

suicide bummer

Catching AIDS is a common modus mortem for the suicide bomber.

Pass the AZT, I was recruited as a suicide bummer.

by Ian Chode February 24, 2004

dragon wagon

A car, probably a Mercedes or BMW, driven by a sour-faced middle-aged woman who drives like a complete stuck up bitch.

Holy shit, mind that dragon wagon.

by Ian Chode February 24, 2004