188 definition by Ian Chode

Carrying out several tasks at the same time, none of which are easy but none of which are impossible, whilst in circumstances which are not particularly favourable to completing the task.
It's like juggling turds with wet hands!
by Ian Chode September 13, 2003

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Piles. Cockney rhyming slang, often abbreviated to Farmers.
Ooooh, me fackin' farmers!
by Ian Chode April 08, 2003

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1. A termination point for the Picadilly Line tube in London.

2. A nutritious, if somewhat salty beverage designed to create excitement in the ladies. However, whilst Fosters is lager, Cockfosters is bitter!
Drink my Cockfosters!
by Ian Chode July 23, 2003

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A fictional character prone to daydreaming and fantasy. Currently in the news in the UK after a government official compared a UK intelligence worker David Kelly to Walter Mitty. Dr Kelly then killed himself, sparking the Hutton inquiry which will probably be a whitewash and Tony Blair will cling to power for a little while longer. Tosser.
He is a Walter Mitty-style fantasist!
by Ian Chode September 17, 2003

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To start a fight.
When I called them wankers they started kicking off.
by Ian Chode April 03, 2003

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To become fat.
She really porked out.
by Ian Chode April 03, 2003

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