dining al desko

To eat lunch at your desk.

A: Are you coming to the canteen for lunch?
B: No, I'm afraid I'm dining al desko today.

by Ian Chode July 15, 2004

piles

The Grapes of Wrath.

My piles are hurting.

by Ian Chode April 08, 2003

Cock Master 5000 series

Mythical computer system, specified when the exact hardware requirements are not known. Sounds like something that IBM might produce.

It'll run OK on a Cock Master 5000 series.

by Ian Chode April 20, 2003

fiblet

A small lie.

Anyone who says they weren't scared on D-Day is telling fiblets.

by Ian Chode June 05, 2004

born-again faggot

A homosexual who is loud and proud with relation to his sexual orientation and actions. He proclaims his gayness to all who will listen.

BAF: "Hi, I'm gay, and my name's Dave. Oooh"
ME: You, sir, are a born-again faggot.
BAF: "Oooh, scratch your eyes out!"

by Ian Chode October 23, 2003

motd

Match of the Day, a British football (soccer) TV programme.

by Ian Chode June 05, 2003

beak

A judge or some form of judicial process.

He's up before the beak for being a dodgy geezer.

by Ian Chode April 04, 2003