188 definitions by Ian Chode

English Cockney Rhyming slang: cobbler's awls - balls. Awls in this case being tools used by cobblers (shoe-makers).
It was a right load of cobblers!
by Ian Chode September 22, 2003
Mug icon
Buy a cobblers mug!
Nasal mucus.
I am full of snot today.
by Ian Chode April 03, 2003
Mug icon
Buy a snot mug!
1. A position in American Football.
2. A male homosexual whose anus has not been terribly stretched by the ravages of chocolate love. (See also wide receiver).
He was the best tight end I've ever seen.
by Ian Chode March 20, 2004
Mug icon
Buy a tight end mug!
Short form of testicles. You may also know them as balls, bollocks, cojones, huevos or nuts.
I use all of these terms, and more besides, but then I am Ian Chode, the greatest swearer of modern times!
Chode: Eat my testes, bitch.
Bitch: OK. Mmmmm, better than McDonalds.
Chode: Splat!
by Ian Chode September 22, 2003
Mug icon
Buy a testes mug!
Piles. Rhyming slang for Chalfont St Giles, a place in the UK.
Oooh, me Chalfonts.
by Ian Chode April 08, 2003
Mug icon
Buy a Chalfonts mug!
A lady who accepts deliveries via the tradesman's entrance.
She's a real poop chute princess.
by Ian Chode April 04, 2003
Mug icon
Buy a poop chute princess mug!
In England a rubber is also a pencil eraser.
by Ian Chode June 11, 2003
Mug icon
Buy a rubber mug!