185 definitions by Ian Chode

Cockfosters

1. A termination point for the Picadilly Line tube in London.

2. A nutritious, if somewhat salty beverage designed to create excitement in the ladies. However, whilst Fosters is lager, Cockfosters is bitter!

Drink my Cockfosters!

by Ian Chode July 23, 2003

cunt hairs

A cunt hair is also used as a very small unit of measurement.

Turn the bass down just a cunt hair.

by Ian Chode February 22, 2004

Nike pikey

A pikey bedecked in Nike clothes.

They are a bunch of Nike Pikeys.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

take the skin boat to tuna town

To have vaginal sex.

by Ian Chode April 4, 2003

bogey

Runny mucus is snot, a bogey is a somewhat harder and crustier critter, but still dried snot.

by Ian Chode June 12, 2003

dicksplat

1. Sperm, especially when it lands somewhere.
2. An idiot.

That guy with the security camera is a fucking dicksplat!!!

by Ian Chode September 14, 2003

ten a penny

UK version of dime a dozen.

by Ian Chode October 24, 2003