NIA

Navy Issue Ass

This is the extra-large ass that seamen, particularly females, are issued in tech school in the US Navy.

The wide load sign, flashers, reflectors, and backup signal neccesary for the safe transport of an NIA are not issued and must be purchased by the individual seaman.

"Man, that girl would be cute if she didn't have that NIA!"

"None of my civilian clothes fit since I got my NIA."

"The NIA may be used as a floatation device."

by Ian December 03, 2005

zonk

The noise emitted when blowing one nose.

by Ian March 15, 2003

brightmore

Part of a family of stoners

Youngest stoner is Ian brightmore, Resident of the crown courts in grimsby

Brightmore! Come over here and neck some shotties!

by IaN October 05, 2004

pokey

guyanese for vagina

i gon fuck dat fat pokey

by Ian June 23, 2004

And then i found 20 dollars

Something Dino would say

Dino: so this one time, me and my friend russel, you know my friend russel right?

by Ian October 12, 2004

ejos

Short for eat-jack off-sleep

I:What are you doin' tonight? EJOS?
J: EJOJOJOEJOJOS

by Ian April 02, 2005

Sextacular

Joelle+Ian=SEXTACULAR TO THE MAX

Joell+Ian=SEXTACULAR =)...............

by Ian February 01, 2005