IaN's definitions

Rage Against The Machine

Fuck u there not corporate whores!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Best fuckin band ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Ian March 15, 2003

shit jockey

a guy that talks every gurl he gets with into butt sex.

"im all about the butt man, im a fuckin shit jockey."

by Ian June 17, 2006

Clarence Cola

A can of Coca Cola with a pubic hair in it.

"Is that a pubic hair in my coke," the judge said to his staffer, which is why the Clarence Cola incident was addressed at his confirmation hearing.

by Ian December 7, 2004

soymanella

Food poisoning acquired from eating contaminated fake meat.

I was puking all night. I bet it was that nasty-ass six-month-old soymanella-infested tofurkey.

by Ian October 6, 2004

Bambi

One who is paralyzed and ineffectual, usually with fear or anxiety, at a time of crisis or danger. Refers to the tendency of a deer to freeze and stare at an oncoming car, resulting in death and disaster.

The President just sat there reading My Pet Goat,like Bambi caught in the headlights, and the terrorists tripled the amount of time they had to attack America.

by Ian December 7, 2004

get-together

1. small party: what someone calls a party that they don't want a lot of people to come to.

2. gathering: a meeting or social gathering ( informal )

"are you having a party?" "nah just a few people over. it's just a little get-together."

by ian November 27, 2005

Wasco

A city in Kali-Fornia that can kick Shafters ass like they were just a bunch of rag dolls and I'm Arnold Schwollenpecker the Govener of this fucked up state.

Wasco beat Shafter in their football game. I Arnold approve this message remeber the freshman score wasco 58 shafter 7 for the SSL championship.

by Ian February 14, 2005