Ian's definitions

Gooch Split

During anal sex, the males penis is sometimes to big causing his partner's gooch to tear.Often requires stitches to heal.

Man I fucked the nitch so hard her gooch split!

by ian May 13, 2005

god damn

plea for god to damn someone or something.

god damn theresa for being a butthole.

by ian May 13, 2005

donald rumsfeld

Secretary of Defense under G.W. presidency. The stooge that defended the lack of armor on US tanks in Iraq by saying "...uh... you can have all the armor in the world on a tank... and... that tank can still be blown up."

Alan Colmes: Donald Rumsfeld is a disgrace.
Sean Hannity: HES AN AMERICAN PATRIOT! I WISH TO GIVE HIM ORAL PLEASURE!

by Ian May 13, 2005

glory bag

The vagina of a large, obese woman. Often referred to in situations where the belly covers the beltline.

Dude, I found some corn in the glory bag lastnight.

by Ian May 13, 2005

Fup

Fat Upper Pussy, denotes the large roll of flesh directly above the vaginal opening on a large woman.

I didn't even have to work for the big "O". the Fup did all the moving for me!

by Ian May 13, 2005

shed head

One whose head is as organised as a garden shed, ie full of any old crap!! A very forgetful or stupid person.

What do you mean you forgot the house keys you shed head

by Ian May 7, 2005

dudebitch

A man(?) who wears girls pants and/or makeup. Looks like a woman. Closet homosexual.

Also known as 'emo-kids'. They might say they're hardcore, but they're not. Just gay.

That dudebitch over there just got his ass kicked.

by Ian April 23, 2005