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chronic marijuana buds so sticky icky that when thrown at a large bay window they immediatly stick to it. that being the only way to tell if you truely purchased genuine USDA approved intergalactic funk berries.
"those intergalactic funk berries we chiefed last night were so intergalactic that i woke up naked with my thumb in your ass."
by Ian June 17, 2006
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Get the tour mug.A variety of bees (Apis mellifera maximus) that produce milk, but have been bred to be more aggressive than regular boobies.
Those are some killer boobies-- you'd better be careful or you're going to get hurt if you try to handle them.
by Ian December 7, 2004
Get the Killer Boobies mug.a truely vile surprise. heres how it works. first, take a glass jar (must be glass). make sure its got big enough of an opening to accept a leg or breast of chicken. next, get uncooked chicken parts and milk. it helps if the milk has alredy gone bad. combine milk and chicken in the glass jar until you cant fit anymore and its about to overflow. next, tightly secure the top onto the glass jar. now, discretely place the bomb in the heating ducts of a home or apartment. this is most effective after getting evicted or you catch your gurlfriend cheating on you. the next step is to simply wait. it may take time, so be patient. what happens is after repeated exposure to heat and pressure, the glass will eventually break or the top will pop off. if you can only find a rather thick jar you may want to poke a small hole into the top to ensure the smell gets released. after this happens, the most vile stench is released throughout the home, creating a constant unbareable smell that only gets worse every time the heat goes on. milk chicken bombs, when made and dispensed properly, have been known to make a home unliveable.
by Ian June 17, 2006
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also known as "stairway to heaven" and "garden path"
also known as "stairway to heaven" and "garden path"
by Ian March 5, 2005
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I feel like the only person who dosent wear fake burberry
I feel like the only person who dosent wear fake burberry
"Gangsta check that boy bossin to the library" "shit Boy's in trouble bruv"
(reply) "fuck off why are you hangin around the library anyway?????"
(reply) "fuck off why are you hangin around the library anyway?????"
by Ian January 13, 2005
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